Unofficial FTR Movie Quotes Thread

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"Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?"

Its from freddy got fingered

[koolmoe]

Will be Very Easy for some of you, maybe not so for others:

"Gary!! You TOLD me you were COMBING your HAIR!!!!"

Weird Science

[koolmoe]

Not that obscure, but my favorite quote of late:

"I'm not drinking any fucking merlot!"

[thepokerdude]

how about this one:

"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...and when I do, it's usually something exotic."

[BoondockSaint]

i know kung fu

show me

dunanannana

I almost sure this is wrong but that nerd dude in "the core" talked about kung fu referring to his hacking shit so I thought it may be it.

[stunt]

person a: Basiclly the rule of thumb here is…

person b: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900’s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

person a: Can’t do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it shoulda’ been the rule of wrist.

Ha u fucktard

"ah fuck you, and fuck you too"

lol, how am i a fucktard? and if you could, define fucktard

[LeFou]

how about this one:

"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...and when I do, it's usually something exotic."

I think he says "it's usually something unusual"

Stripes

[LeFou]

Speaking of Bill Murray:

"Take deam aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down."

(kind of a cool poker adage now that I think about it)

[Staresy]

Will be Very Easy for some of you, maybe not so for others:

"Gary!! You TOLD me you were COMBING your HAIR!!!!"

Weird Science!

SHIT! I just realised Koolmoe got in there with it earlier. Damn my eyes are failing me!!

Classic 80's comedy though .....
"that's not a joke. THAT is a severe bevahioural disorder."
"Hey, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself one ..... dickweed!"

Ok ... How about
"Oh there's just a little bit of bullshit in there right?"
"Major bullshit. He's a dead man, a fucking dead man"

[HepCat]

Dazed and Confused !!!!

but how about this???

"It's called chasing the dragon. If you do it, you'll feel like the world is a bubble of glass and you are rubbing up against it like a bad windshield wiper."

[HepCat]

Still no one got my number 4 posted earlier!

"I can't swim!" Well hell the fall will probably kill ya'!"

[BigmacAg]

"tell me about an ambush. tell me about an ambush. I ambushed you into fuckin coffee."

-Ronin

[Molinero]

LeFou is disqualified for this one:

Person A: What's in the needle?

Person B: Morphine...with a demerol chaser.



OR (same movie, so NO LEFOU!)



Alright, let's shoot this fucker!

[Molinero]

Still no one got my number 4 posted earlier!

"I can't swim!" Well hell the fall will probably kill ya'!"

Midnight Run?

[Wolverine42]

Not that obscure, but my favorite quote of late:

"I'm not drinking any fucking merlot!"

Sideways

[Wolverine42]

This ones not too obscure either but its one of my fav movies and quotes

"I'm your Huckleberry"

[storm75m]

"... makes us look good, the other PI's couldn't find dick..."

"sure, it takes a true dick hound like yourself..."

[Molinero]

This ones not too obscure either but its one of my fav movies and quotes

"I'm your Huckleberry"

'Tombstone'

Feel free to start a "Not At All Obscure Favorite Movie Quotes" thread.

[a500lbgorilla]

"You can't just go around killing people."
"Why?"

-'rilla

[lolzzz_321]

"Need was the ultimate monkey"

From one of my favorite movies of all time

The way of the gun

[lolzzz_321]

"You can't just go around killing people."
"Why?"

-'rilla

Terminator Dos:El Dia de judgemento

[FyrFytr998]

One of the all time great cinematic quotes:

Sweep the leg.

[lolzzz_321]

Sweep the leg.

Karate Kid

[Jay67s]

"I can't swim!" Well hell the fall will probably kill ya'!"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid??

[Jay67s]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Easy one probably

[HepCat]

HepCat wrote:

"I can't swim!" Well hell the fall will probably kill ya'!"


Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid??

YES!

Ummm... "The path of the righteous man... "

Easy? I dunno... ummm... let's see... hmmm...

Oh yeah! Jules Winfield - Pulp Fiction

And this one should be posted in the "Not at All Obscure Movie Quotes Thread" along with "I'm Your Huckleberry."

[LeFou]

not easy at all. i have no idea.

"Gone With the Wind"?

[HepCat]

Prolly too easy but here goes...

"Just put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

or...

Person A -- "Did you notice? I didn't mention her once today?"

Person B -- "I didn't want to say anything... it's kinda like not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter."

[lolzzz_321]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Mmmmm Pulp Fiction

[michael1123]

"No. You're not a bad person. But sometimes you can be a real cunt."

Probably easy, but I wanted to type it out too.

Can't believe no one got this one. Kill Bill Volume II, Bill to Beatrix Kiddo.

[Fnord]

"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

"Big, big guns, get big, big fucking guns"

"I drank something, I can see things no other man can see"

[michael1123]

"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Dirty Harry? I know its some Clint Eastwood movie.

[Fnord]

"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Dirty Harry? I know its some Clint Eastwood movie.

So wrong...

[michael1123]

Then its a John Wayne movie. I get them confused sometimes, since the whole Western genre is not my thing at all.

[Fnord]

Then its a John Wayne movie. I get them confused sometimes, since the whole Western genre is not my thing at all.

So wrong...

Hint: Pro Wrestling, Kilt, Aliens

[koolmoe]

"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

TLJones in Independence Day?

Edit: OK, I looked it up. That's an obscure movie alright...

[michael1123]

Damnit, I know one of them has a quote close to that.

Do you mean in Men in Black, koolmoe? Tommy Lee Jones wasn't in Independence Day.

[stunt]

"i've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum"


oh yeah, that would be rowdy roddy piper in "They live"


i cant believe no one got that one yet

[stunt]

"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

TLJones in Independence Day?

Edit: OK, I looked it up. That's an obscure movie alright...

lol independance day

[stunt]

"i've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum"


oh yeah, that would be rowdy roddy piper in "They live"


i cant believe no one got that one yet

ever see the cripple fight in south park, between jimmy and timmy? that fight was based after the fight scene between roddy piper and the black guy....betcha no one knew that....except maybe fnord

[thepokerdude]

Person A -- "Did you notice? I didn't mention her once today?"

Person B -- "I didn't want to say anything... it's kinda like not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter."

that's from swingers

try this one:

"oooo, guns guns guns...come on sal, tigers are playing...toniiight. never miss a game."

[michael1123]

I love Swingers. Didn't see that quote given.

[thepokerdude]

it was hepcat, page three, third post down

[a500lbgorilla]

"i've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum"


oh yeah, that would be rowdy roddy piper in "They live"


i cant believe no one got that one yet

ever see the cripple fight in south park, between jimmy and timmy? that fight was based after the fight scene between roddy piper and the black guy....betcha no one knew that....except maybe fnord

Um, I knew that becuase I own all the DVDs and watch them all the time on television LOLZ

-'rilla

[koolmoe]

Do you mean in Men in Black, koolmoe? Tommy Lee Jones wasn't in Independence Day.

Yes. MIB. I'm just a retard.

[Staresy]

try this one:

"oooo, guns guns guns...come on sal, tigers are playing...toniiight. never miss a game."

Robocop!

[Staresy]

Ok, I am enjoying this so much, here's 10 of the best .....

'Rilla, a gold star if u get 7 or more; 2 gold stars for all 10!
The rest of u merely earn my respect!

BTW ..... no Googling allowed!

1. “Sixteen Thirty-Two, what is that, a year or something?”
“No, it’s your top score on Pole Position”

2. “yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna”

3. “stupid motherfucker! Don’t you know you can catch that shit from letting them suck on your dick?”

4. “this is obviously some sort of criminal attempt to frame me!”
“frame you? Frame you?!!? If that isn’t the pot, calling the kettle black”

5. “This is pretty much the worst video ever made”

6. “Falling down stairs, however, is allowed”

7. “You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore”

8. “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.”

9. “I'm a fucking idiot 'cause I can't make a lamp?”

10. “Do you have Forty-Two Dollars and a nice watch?”
“No. But I have Two Dollars …… and a casio!”

[koolmoe]

9. “I'm a fucking idiot 'cause I can't make a lamp?”

The Breakfast Club?

9. Do you have Forty-Two Dollars and a nice watch?”
“No. But I have Two Dollars …… and a casio!”

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

[michael1123]

2. “yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna”

Sounds vaguely familiar. Don't know it though. ... Ok, I'll throw out a shot in the dark, because it sounds so familiar ... Adaptation? I can picture Nicolas Cage saying that line. My second guess would be Matchstick Men.

5. “This is pretty much the worst video ever made”

The Ring?

7. “You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore”

Donnie Darko? I know I've seen this movie again, but its pretty much a random guess, since I can't really place it.

[michael1123]

Ok, I'll add a few.

1. (Long, but I couldn't find a better one)

Person 1 - You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...

Person 2 - What one?

Person 1 - What?

Person 2 - What desert?

Person 1 - It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.

Person 2 - But, how come I'd be there?

Person 1 - Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you...

Person 2 - Tortoise? What's that?

Person 1 - You know what a turtle is?

Person 2 - Of course!

Person 1 - Same thing.

Person 2 - I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.

Person 1 - You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.

Person 2 - Do you make up these questions? Or do they write 'em down for you?

Person 1 - The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Person 2 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?

Person 1 - I mean you're not helping! Why is that?


2 - This one is very obscure, but ah well.

Person 1 - I just want to go back to my room to think things over.

Person 2 - You've had your whole fucking life to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gonna do you now?

Hint: person 1 is whining like usual, person 2 is being an ass like usual

Bigger hint: person 1 is female, person 2 is male


Whoops, almost used one that's already been used (in the first post nonetheless). Ok, new movie and quote.

3. "I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fuckin' toilet."



4. One last one ...

Person 1: Don't you sometimes wonder if it's worth all this? I mean what you're fighting for.

Person 2: You might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.

Person 1: Well, what of it? It'll be out of its misery.

Person 2: You know how you sound? Like a man who's trying to convince himself of something he doesn't believe in his heart.

I'll give an easier clue to #4 if no one gets it.

5. I lied, one more.

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

[LeFou]

They Live = teh pwn

Molinero's disqualified from this one:

"It is strange that you do not remember your poetry, William Blake"

[HepCat]

7. “You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore”

Charlie Sheen talking to Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller's Day Off...

SAVE FERRIS!

The Lamp one? yeah - Breakfast Club!

Here's one of my faves... I'm sure it'll be gotten...

"Let me get this straight... You want me to throw the tape machine into the bathtub when White Rabbit reaches its peak?"

Also -- anyone know the "Chasing the Dragon" one I posted earlier?

Hint #1 - Eric Stoltz

[whileone]

Ok, I'll add a few.

1. (Long, but I couldn't find a better one)

Person 1 - You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...

Person 2 - What one?

Person 1 - What?

Person 2 - What desert?

Person 1 - It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.

Person 2 - But, how come I'd be there?

Person 1 - Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you...

Person 2 - Tortoise? What's that?

Person 1 - You know what a turtle is?

Person 2 - Of course!

Person 1 - Same thing.

Person 2 - I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.

Person 1 - You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.

Person 2 - Do you make up these questions? Or do they write 'em down for you?

Person 1 - The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Person 2 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?

Person 1 - I mean you're not helping! Why is that?

blade runner. as for the rest, well i suck at this game

[whileone]

"Let me get this straight... You want me to throw the tape machine into the bathtub when White Rabbit reaches its peak?"

FEED YOUR HEAD.

fear and loathing.

[michael1123]

Little hint for mine. All great movies, and also after Blade Runner, each of the other 4 have at least 1 quote that is among the most famous quotes in the world. They'd be easier than some of the "bad examples" listed in the first post. I'm going for more obscure quotes, but good ones as well.

[michael1123]

Ok, different quotes from the same movies. Since honestly, I really doubt I'd be able to get those ones from before myself.

2.

Kid - What was the Donner party?

Father - They were a party of settlers in covered-wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.

Kid - You mean they ate each other up?

Father - They had to, in order to survive.

(mother starts to object to the conversation)

Kid - Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.

Father - See, it's OK. He saw it on the television.

3. "June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight."

4. (This movie has so many great quotes and scenes) Another good one that isn't a dead giveaway.

Person 1: How can you close me up? On what grounds?

Person 2: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

[a man hands Person 2 a pile of money]

Man: Your winnings, sir.

Person 2: Oh, thank you very much.

Person 2: Everybody out at once!

5. My original is good enough. You guys should be able to get that one.

[Jay67s]

2.

Kid - What was the Donner party?

Father - They were a party of settlers in covered-wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.

Kid - You mean they ate each other up?

Father - They had to, in order to survive.

(mother starts to object to the conversation)

Kid - Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.

Father - See, it's OK. He saw it on the television.

National Lampoon Vacation

4. (This movie has so many great quotes and scenes) Another good one that isn't a dead giveaway.

Person 1: How can you close me up? On what grounds?

Person 2: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

[a man hands Person 2 a pile of money]

Man: Your winnings, sir.

Person 2: Oh, thank you very much.

Person 2: Everybody out at once!

Casablanca

[whileone]

2.

Kid - What was the Donner party?

Father - They were a party of settlers in covered-wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.

Kid - You mean they ate each other up?

Father - They had to, in order to survive.

(mother starts to object to the conversation)

Kid - Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.

Father - See, it's OK. He saw it on the television.

National Lampoon Vacation

HAHAHAHA
or, the shining.

3. "June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight."

Stripes? just a guess though.

[LeFou]

3. "June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight."

mmm... taxi driver.

1123, you should know mine. I'll repeat:

"It is strange that you do not remember your poetry, William Blake."

[LeFou]

2.

Kid - What was the Donner party?

Father - They were a party of settlers in covered-wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.

Kid - You mean they ate each other up?

Father - They had to, in order to survive.

(mother starts to object to the conversation)

Kid - Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.

Father - See, it's OK. He saw it on the television.

National Lampoon Vacation

And when they ran out of sod, they used mud.

I love that line.

[thepokerdude]

“Sixteen Thirty-Two, what is that, a year or something?”
“No, it’s your top score on Pole Position”

Days of Thunder???

5. “This is pretty much the worst video ever made”

that one i know is napoleon dynamite. damn uncle rico.

how about this one, might be too easy:

"This town needs an enema!"

[michael1123]

Yay, Casablanca, The Shining, and Taxi Driver are correct. Some of the really obvious quotes I mentioned that these movies had would include "Here's looking at you, kid", "Here's Johnny!", and "You talking to me?".

#5 remains, and I still think that was the easiest quote (besides Blade Runner if you're famliar enough with it). But fine ... one more quote for that movie too, since I ran across it the other day, its obscure enough, and it cracked me up.

(Man gestures towards windows)

Man - One day, lad, all this will be yours.

Son - What, the curtains?

Ironically, this man was the same man that gave the quote I gave earlier, but he's not a main character.



“This is pretty much the worst video ever made”

Bah, I thought my guess for the Ring was pretty good. I remember someone said something like that after watching that tape in the movie. Haven't seen Napolean Dynomite.

how about this one, might be too easy:

"This town needs an enema!"

Seems likely to be a Kevin Smith movie. I'll throw out a random guess and say Mallrats, since that was his crappiest.

[Theeggman]

Batman - Jack Nicolson as the Joker

[Theeggman]

1) "I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

and

2) "Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!"

hint for #2:
"Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fuckin' Poppins. London!"

[Theeggman]

"It is strange that you do not remember your poetry, William Blake"

Big Fish

[rob6597]

1) "I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

Fargo!

[michael1123]

Bah, I knew the Fargo one.

#2 sounds very familiar. Going of the clue, I'll say Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

I haven't seen Big Fish yet, so I couldn't have gotten that.

[arkana]

#2 snatch

[michael1123]

Bah, is it really Snatch?! That was obviously my second guess, given that they're by the same director, but I decided I should only guess one title, and Snatch has already been done.

[Theeggman]

That was about as close as you could've gotten to it michael.

[thepokerdude]

(Man gestures towards windows)

Man - One day, lad, all this will be yours.

Son - What, the curtains?

Ironically, this man was the same man that gave the quote I gave earlier, but he's not a main character.

That's Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You know they have a slot machine now based on that movie. Anything for the almighty dollar. Here's another:

"Fishy fishy fishy fish, and he went wherever i..did go"

[michael1123]

Yay, finally someone gets the Holy Grail one. Hard to quote that movie without giving it away.

[SmackinYaUp]

Holy shit, I can't believe other people have seen "They Live". That movie was fucking sweet when I was 10.


Here's another of my favorite movies:
xxxx: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
xxx: Why the hell would we want to do that?


and another:
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

[Staresy]

9. “I'm a fucking idiot 'cause I can't make a lamp?”

The Breakfast Club?

correct!

9. Do you have Forty-Two Dollars and a nice watch?”
“No. But I have Two Dollars …… and a casio!”

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

correct!

2. “yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna”

Sounds vaguely familiar. Don't know it though. ... Ok, I'll throw out a shot in the dark, because it sounds so familiar ... Adaptation? I can picture Nicolas Cage saying that line. My second guess would be Matchstick Men.

'fraid not. Think spoof.....

5. “This is pretty much the worst video ever made”

The Ring?

Is this a guess at the quote, or a critique of the Ring??!?! Anyway, it's incorrect. See below....

7. “You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore”

Donnie Darko? I know I've seen this movie again, but its pretty much a random guess, since I can't really place it.

Again, its good, but its not right. See below ....

7. “You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore”

Charlie Sheen talking to Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller's Day Off...

SAVE FERRIS!

correct!!

“Sixteen Thirty-Two, what is that, a year or something?”
“No, it’s your top score on Pole Position”

Days of Thunder???

no. bit earlier than that. think 80s and Corey Feldman .....

5. “This is pretty much the worst video ever made”

that one i know is napoleon dynamite. damn uncle rico.

yeah. You obviously have skills!! Girls like boys with skills!


OK, that leaves .....

1. “Sixteen Thirty-Two, what is that, a year or something?”
“No, it’s your top score on Pole Position”

2. “yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna”

3. “stupid motherfucker! Don’t you know you can catch that shit from letting them suck on your dick?”

4. “this is obviously some sort of criminal attempt to frame me!”
“frame you? Frame you?!!? If that isn’t the pot, calling the kettle black”

5. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

6. “Falling down stairs, however, is allowed”

7. FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF

8. “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.”

9. THE BREAKFAST CLUB

10. PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES

Any advances?!?!?!?!

[Legendash]

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

Argh i swear i saw this 2 days ago and i've forgotten where it came from already. The only film i can think of which could have contained it was oceans 12 but i don't think thats right...

oh yeah, the other one about the demon manifesting itself is evil dead 2, saw that for the first time 2 days ago as well, quality film.