Update: So he got pwned.

He's on my computer to play poker and chat on AIM, i put the script on before hand.
First thing thta happens is cyhasasmallpenis.com pops up like 3 times. He doesn't say anything to me but WTF is going on? I'm in my bed watching T.V. So he keeps chatting on AIM and then he hits the put sound at 100% button. Hearing it's so loud he turns the sound down. He does it again, same thing happens. Then he turns the porn on in conjunction with the sound. Obviously i hear it and trying not to laugh and I say "Cy wtf are you doing." So he goes "idk man your computer keeps glitching out, porn just came up."
So then i go weird. and roll over on my other side so he doesn't see me laughing. So then the penis and the porn happen a bit more and he goes "dude im just going to restart your computer. Unfortunately...
1. I didn't set it so it would auto run when the comp restarted.
2. I didn't realize i could just get him again later.

So I get out of bed and say no don't restart it and i explained what i did. So then we laugh about it a bit and decide we need to get another person with it....
Maybe another update later with a new victim.