UPDATE

[OngBonga]

First, chlorine bleach has a lot more chlorine in it than swimming pool water. Put some bleach in your eye and see how much THAT stings if you want an idea of the difference in concentration.

Second, chlorine dissolved in water in tiny concentrations, still enough to irrirate your mucous membranes, is not the same as chlorine gas going into your lungs. Chlorine gas is so good at fucking up your lungs they used it in the trenches of WWI. And it's so good that it doesn't take a lot to take you out of the game. They also have warnings on bleach telling you to please not be a moron and mix this with other cleaners because it could release the chlorine gas. Only they don't go into that much detail because some moron will think 'oooh, green gas, maybe I can make a youtube video' and do it anyways.

Third, it's not just the chlorine in the bleach that might get released as chlorine gas, it's whatever other unknown shit in the test tube it can potentially combine with, or release from whatever else it was bonded with, that might potentially eat your face off.

But hey, don't listen to common sense. That's just being a chicken. Go ahead and dump all your kit in a bucket of bleach and stand over it and take a deep breath. Then film it for youtube. Your next of kin can post the video on your behalf.

First, I siad diluted bleach.

Second, four atoms of chlorine will not kill me.

Third, did you get a job as a H&S officer yet?

Seriously, you're investing way too much time in this. I'm pretty sure I immediately said to mojo "OK I won't do it", so you're just wasting your fucking time here dude, thinking that you're both giving me sound advice while mocking my idiocy.

If you think I'm going to be standing over my fumy apparatus while I throw bleach on it, you're the idiot.