So my university sponsored 15 students from Russia to come to our campus and study alongside the rest of us Criminal Justice majors for a week or so. The 15 that came are the best, and the brightest (theyre overwhelmingly female, probably hairy but I havent met them yet) of the group.

One of my best friends is housing two of them.

Tonight, we're throwing a party for all 15 at his place. This is going to be absolutely insane.