Find 2 bums and drop it in between them. Hilarity ensues.

/hijcak

One time I go to the corner store. I always bought a six-pack of miller light for one roomy and two 40oz for me and a friend. The total was $8.10 so I always took a dime. I went to this store multiple times a week for at least a month and always the same guy.

One day my dime happened to be Canadian...

AssFucker: I can't take that
Me: Haha, yeah. Damn canuck money isn't worth crap
AssFucker: No, seriously I can't take it
Me: <blank stare>
AssFucker: <blank stare>
Me: Fuck off

Walked out of the store and never went back.