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Van wont start. Duck egg dilemma.

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  1. 12-11-2009 04:55 AM #1
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    Default Van wont start. Duck egg dilemma.

    Tried to start my van half hour ago, The battery isnt up to the task this crisp morning.Im supposed to be at a health and safety meeting, with free bacon sandwiches and coffee.

    So I walked to shops and bought some duck eggs instead. Never cooked duck eggs before.

    Im starving, how long do they take to boil ?

    Or are they nice fried, Im quite starving.
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  2. 12-11-2009 06:56 AM #2
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    fry them MOFO's.
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  3. 12-11-2009 07:18 AM #3
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    Best thread ever?

    When in doubt, always fry. That way you can keep an eye on progress.
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  4. 12-11-2009 07:54 AM #4
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    I tried a bacon omlette , killed my hunger.

    weathers warmed up now.

    Ill `try the van, I feel good Kamra.

    edit "spelling mistake
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  5. 12-11-2009 09:56 AM #5
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    where do you live that you can buy duck eggs?

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  6. 12-11-2009 10:37 AM #6
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  7. 12-11-2009 11:08 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    where do you live that you can buy duck eggs?
    Where do you live you can't?
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  8. 12-11-2009 03:28 PM #8
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  9. 12-12-2009 07:33 AM #9
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    drop me your address, ill sen you a dozen.

    why is there intrest in my duck eggs and no one helps me with my van ?
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  10. 12-12-2009 10:18 AM #10
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    Simple. You already had a solution to your Van problem. You asked for a solution to your "Duck egg dilemma".

    Is the van still not starting? (4 cereal)
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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    That's the kind of egg I want to eat
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