Verbally tilting asshats: round 2

[boost]

Its not always the right time to pull this one out... but Ill be damned, when It works its fun.

PokerStars Game #2267145018: Tournament #10686520, Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2005/08/05 - 04:51:38 (ET)
Table '10686520 14' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: boostNslide (3895 in chips)
Seat 2: tshock43 (1870 in chips)
Seat 3: scott415 (3975 in chips)
Seat 4: marechal nee (7430 in chips)
Seat 5: mvd7172 (710 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: iceboy292 (3450 in chips)
Seat 7: Alyssa D (6110 in chips)
Seat 8: Adubs15 (3395 in chips)
Seat 9: elmyo (7100 in chips)
boostNslide: posts the ante 25
tshock43: posts the ante 25
scott415: posts the ante 25
marechal nee: posts the ante 25
mvd7172: posts the ante 25
iceboy292: posts the ante 25
Alyssa D: posts the ante 25
Adubs15: posts the ante 25
elmyo: posts the ante 25
tshock43: posts small blind 100
scott415: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to boostNslide [Ah Ac]
marechal nee: raises 600 to 800
mvd7172: folds
Alyssa D said, "who had the best hand jerkoffs"
iceboy292: folds
elmyo said, "haha tru"
Alyssa D: folds
Adubs15: folds
elmyo: folds
boostNslide: raises 800 to 1600
tshock43: folds
scott415: folds
marechal nee: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [Qd 8d Jc]
marechal nee: checks
elmyo said, "88 is better by like 5 percent"
boostNslide said, "I dare you to call"
boostNslide: bets 2270 and is all-in
marechal nee: calls 2270
*** TURN *** [Qd 8d Jc] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 8d Jc 7s] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
marechal nee: shows [Qs Kh] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
boostNslide: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
boostNslide collected 8265 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8265 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 8d Jc 7s 7h]
Seat 1: boostNslide (button) showed [Ah Ac] and won (8265) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: tshock43 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: scott415 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: marechal nee showed [Qs Kh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 5: mvd7172 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: iceboy292 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Alyssa D folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Adubs15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: elmyo folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[arkana]

He would have probably called anyway.

[Irisheyes]

Ha Ha! nh Its a good thing he didn't have QQ! asshat reversalation

[boost]

yah he probably woulda called.. but.. I dont know still fun..

[Miffed22001]

I know this post is old but i couldnt resist this.
<miffed> Ok japzeye i know you called my preflop raise with connectors again and now you have a draw. I sugest you count your outs then fold this time ok?
<dealer> miffed22001 is all in for (a zillion chips(a zillion less than the last time this dope called my all in with a flush draw)
<opp> shut up i got you last time and ill keep calling. so weep muverfukcer.
<dealer>miffed shows 4 of a kind kings.
Dumbass shows flush ace high
<miffed>Thats bold. I applaud your intelligence in calling with a pair on the board.
<opp>I work for the CIA you know. I could have you killed for that!
<miffed> yeah, Calling All Ins (oops im dyslexic asshole) now leave youve been pwned!
<randoms> lol
<opp>......