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Villain Unknown, Package Unlabled, what's our line?

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  1. 07-31-2009 08:51 AM #1
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    Default Villain Unknown, Package Unlabled, what's our line?

    So I get off work in the morning after working night shift of course, and find an unlabeled, but wrapped "gift" in the seat of my truck. I'm not expecting this gift from anyone and there is no label or tag. The factory is surrounded by fence and you have to pass some guards to get in. The package is one of those boxes you get clothing in usually and feels pretty clearly like an item of clothing of some nature-not jeans or anything heavy, so probably a shirt. It's wrapped in some soft colored paper with a lot of circles on it some with black and white cow pattern, some with cow faces some with bottles and some with "Milkaholic" text (which probably doesn't effect villains range here since he isn't paying attention to what he's repping.) ...

    So, what's our line???

    We could fold- Just toss the gift or turn it into the guard shack thing.

    Call-open and get anthraxed in the face, OR turn a nice profit of +1 Item of clothing.

    OR we could raise- Throw the gift in someone else's vehicle and drive away.
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  2. 07-31-2009 08:52 AM #2
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    Also, I'm pretty sure I'm going to call and find that villain is a fish who put it in the wrong vehicle.
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    You havea strangely negative reaction upon receiving a gift.

    Easy call unless you've been making a lot of enemies lately.
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  4. 07-31-2009 09:03 AM #4
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    Yes, but I don't know anyone who would give me a gift at this place. I know like 2 people outside of work or at all really, and it would be very strange for them to do this. Very strange. And anything from the management would be labeled. ez call obviously, just wonder what are some thoughts on the subject.
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    you call because you're a fish. you receive a shirt and a potential new friend. the friendship quickly dissolves as every conversation with you is modeled into poker analogies. the next package is anthrax. no jury in the world convicts him.
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    Perhaps, but I would never start a friendship with someone who gave me a shirt like this. I do not know why.
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    someone wants to man love you.

    and you'll be thinking about your fold equity as he takes you to value town down the oxo shute.
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    I don't know I just think this situation is very rare. It was nightshfit and I care neither for or about 99% of the people I work with, and the 1% I do know are likely incapable of such a thing as this.
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    Picture of the shirt please.
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    Sue the company for getting an unsolicited gift.
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    wait, truck seat? ie...someone broke into your car? why arent u calling the cops?
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    open package, wear shirt, move on and maybe try dating?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    open package, wear shirt, move on and read http://www.curledup.com/paranoia.htm "Adam Cassidy is a corporate slacker, as his father often reminds him, a loser who will never amount to anything"
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    I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.
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    SO WHAT WAS IN IT?
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    Wow- I've just realized why the airport actually has to tell people not to accept luggage from people they don't know.

    Anyway, after a bit of consideration I opened it, it was baby cloths. My wif is not preggo and I don't own any babies. Wrong vehicle.
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