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  1. 01-17-2009 08:45 PM #1
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    Default Vince from the Sham-Wow commercials...

    Is the greatest infomercial talent ever. I was channel surfing and caught him on Telemundo, that bad ass was doing the commercial in Spanish. Wasn't that ungodly Charleton Heston dubbed voise but Vince throwing it down.

    Man is a bad muther...
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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  2. 01-17-2009 08:54 PM #2
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    I imagine that dude has made that pitch at least 2 million times over the years at state fairs.

    And he still annoys the hell outta me.
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  3. 01-17-2009 09:01 PM #3
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    Was he still wearing that lame headset?
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  4. 01-17-2009 11:11 PM #4
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    lame? LAME!!
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    SHAM-WOW!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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  6. 01-18-2009 12:42 AM #6
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    I want to buy one.

    My wife thinks we have one already because her parents bought her some towel from Germany...It's nothing even close to the SHAM-WOW!


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  7. 01-18-2009 12:45 AM #7
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  8. 01-18-2009 01:19 AM #8
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    got some shamwows for christmas from my wife and she didn't even have to order them in the next 15 minutes to get the extra set for free!

    true story.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  9. 01-18-2009 01:57 AM #9
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    His name is Vince Offer. He was obv. destined to be a douche.
    Ich grolle nicht...
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I want to buy one.

    My wife thinks we have one already because her parents bought her some towel from Germany...It's nothing even close to the SHAM-WOW!
    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    thanks to infomercials and heavy drinking, i khave been a proud owner of Monsters of Rap for 10 years
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    got some shamwows.
    and...
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  12. 01-18-2009 02:03 AM #12
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l2Cs...eature=related

    Mays wins, imo.
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    flomo my homo love for you is almost as great as my homo love for bigred

    almost



    EDIT: in a not sort of gay way yeah


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  14. 01-18-2009 03:02 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    got some shamwows for christmas from my wife and she didn't even have to order them in the next 15 minutes to get the extra set for free!

    true story.
    How are they?
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  15. 01-18-2009 05:41 AM #15
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    Anybody get that razor sharpener thing? I swear I want to get that as the money the wife and daughter spend on razors is insane.

    And the guy on the sonic ear one needs to bitch slap that wife of his.

    "Does that have to be so loud?!"

    SLAP. "Yea, it does. So I can hear it. Any other questions bitch?"
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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  16. 01-18-2009 05:44 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I want to buy one.

    My wife thinks we have one already because her parents bought her some towel from Germany...It's nothing even close to the SHAM-WOW!
    Tell the wife not to be fooled by imitators.
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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  17. 01-18-2009 10:31 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    flomo my homo love for you is almost as great as my homo love for bigred

    almost



    EDIT: in a not sort of gay way yeah
    i understand the bigred thing(i'm only a bigred wannabe)

    my non homo love is for lukie
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    got some shamwows.
    and...
    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    got some shamwows for christmas from my wife and she didn't even have to order them in the next 15 minutes to get the extra set for free!

    true story.
    How are they?
    they deliver obviously. the only thing i've done with them is dried up a huge puddle of water i spilled all over my kitchen floor (on purpose), but it soaked it up like no other.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    My mom got my dad a set of sham wows for christmas.


    lol poor bastard asked for them.

    ?wut
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  20. 01-18-2009 03:49 PM #20
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    where r that picture of guy orgasming while buying a shamwow
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  21. 01-19-2009 12:07 AM #21
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    am i the only one who doesnt know wtf a sham-wow is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    am i the only one who doesnt know wtf a sham-wow is?
    Probably. Spend less time outdoors, watch more TV.


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  23. 01-19-2009 12:22 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    am i the only one who doesnt know wtf a sham-wow is?
    Probably. Spend less time outdoors, watch more TV.
    Win, and LOL. I can end my day on a good laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    am i the only one who doesnt know wtf a sham-wow is?
    i feel young again
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  25. 01-19-2009 04:36 PM #25
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    Vince is such a freaking liar. He told me I could only buy this on TV and I just walked past a display of them at my local CVS store. That liar screwed me on the shipping too. I'll never buy from him again.
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    so it's a towel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    so it's a towel?
    Is a Ferrari just a car, dude? Is Megan Fox just a chick?
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    Ok, so, ya, it's a towel.

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  30. 01-19-2009 11:47 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    Vince is such a freaking liar. He told me I could only buy this on TV and I just walked past a display of them at my local CVS store. That liar screwed me on the shipping too. I'll never buy from him again.
    BEWARE OF SHAM-WOW IMITATORS
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