The Wall

[OngBonga]

Also never go outside, it's dangerous.

But staying in is dangerous too, might fall down the stairs, or get locked in the toilet, or die of carbon monoxide poisoning, or get robbed and stabbed up by a gang of teenagers.

[Poopadoop]

But staying in is dangerous too, might fall down the stairs, or get locked in the toilet, or die of carbon monoxide poisoning, or get robbed and stabbed up by a gang of teenagers.

...or throw boiling water into your own face.

(sorry couldn't resist)

[OngBonga]

...or throw boiling water into your own face.

Only if the mutliuniverse theory where every possible outcome is a reality is true, in which case then yes, this does indeed have a non-zero probability of happening. Likewise, there's also a non-zero probability of banana getting so butthurt he injects heroin into his eyeballs to prove to us the dangers of doing so.

[Poopadoop]

Likewise, there's also a non-zero probability of banana getting so butthurt he injects heroin into his eyeballs to prove to us the dangers of doing so.

Sadly, I rarely seem to get to be in the universe where things like this happen.

[CoccoBill]

Likewise, there's also a non-zero probability of banana getting so butthurt he injects heroin into his eyeballs to prove to us the dangers of doing so.

I'd pay to see that.

[Savy]

But staying in is dangerous too, might fall down the stairs, or get locked in the toilet, or die of carbon monoxide poisoning, or get robbed and stabbed up by a gang of teenagers.

So essentially painless suicide is the safest option.

[OngBonga]

So essentially painless suicide is the safest option.

I think the safest option is to give less fucks.