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[sprocketdog]

Download nothing from this forum hoooraaaayyyy

[Penneywize]

ban imo

it's obvious the site will use referrals to boost income, and I've got no problem with it

I let them get my rakeback on my many little micro mtts for a few years before I realized it, no big deal though, 1) I like FTR and 2) it was like 100$ tops over that time, my fault for not being educated

bfd and gtfo

[donkbee]

I was gonna ban him but now I'm curious why he's so mad

[sprocketdog]

My boyfriend asked me how many penises i could fit in my mouth

he said 2, i said more

i won

[Penneywize]

I thought prize pools were forfeited if we didn't play in them...? The sites that offer them are trying to drum up action, since to play in these tournaments you have to sign up on their site and in some cases even make a deposit. At least this is my understanding. Sounds mutually beneficial imo

[sprocketdog]

Does anyone ever get that feeling that something just needs to go in their ass?

And I'm talking about a big something.

Anyone?

[givememyleg]

WRONG, those funds are alloted to forum, and when games are not played
the funds go into their account, thats why its stealing, promoting game with no intent of playing and then keeping money

if you're referring to some event with $x added or some freeroll, when it is canceled ftr does not make any money from it. all of that comes straight out of ftr's pocket, so if it doesn't run for some reason, we just don't pay anything.

[donkbee]

So what happened? There was a freeroll and then it was cancelled?

[Micro2Macro]

[Jack Sawyer]

hey sprocketdog, get the fuck out of this forum.

[dthorne04]

hey sprocketdog, get the fuck out of this forum.

this.

no trolls allowed.

except for wufwugy.

[wufwugy]

this.

no trolls allowed.

except for wufwugy.

[sprocketdog]

So I was trying to do that trick where you surgically remove your rib-cage so you can s your own d (wink wink) and it turns out that blowing yourself is no where near as important as maintaining the delicate and protective structure of your chest cavity.

[BooG690]

Hey, Jack you go ahead and ban me. Your a weak excuse.
Hide behind your cheating friends, steal some more and sleep good.
You dont want intelligent players here, anyways. Too hard to steal from.

*Sleep well

Dude, if you're gonna troll and claim to be intelligent, please step your grammar game up.

[sprocketdog]

You know what I like more than blowing old dudes? Nothing. What do you like more than oral sex with geriatrics?

[wufwugy]

[JKDS]

who cares, you suck at poker anyway

[Micro2Macro]

[sprocketdog]

Mmmmm dude balls. Does anyone know bigred's phone numbra? Numbra is douchebag speak for number. You probably understand.

[Penneywize]

Mmmmm dude balls. Does anyone know bigred's phone numbra? Numbra is douchebag speak for number. You probably understand.

My favourite of the ninja-edited posts imo

[givememyleg]

ok so, what happened or do you wanna keep whining?

[Warpe]

wow, the whiny freetrollers are revoltin'

[sprocketdog]

You need to post an explaination about why Cerus network freeroll, did not go off as scheduled. Thats all, I have witnessed at least 2 other instances of failure to run promoted games.

I now question the integrity of this forum. As it is obvious that it was deliberate.

[Micro2Macro]

You need to post an explaination about why Cerus network freeroll, did not go off as scheduled. Thats all, I have witnessed at least 2 other instances of failure to run promoted games.

I now question the integrity of this forum. As it is obvious that it was deliberate.

lol integrity

yeah cuz, they are really obligated to host a tournament for you that doesn't even have an entry fee.

please see my previous post, the 'cool story bro' pic.

[sprocketdog]

So your saying that Cerus allows you to schedule events, just in case you may feel like running them or not. Thats even more sad.
I'll take it up with them then too.

[Warpe]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...up-178683.html

yeah, some people apparently plan their days around these

[wufwugy]

[BankItDrew]

LMFAO This guy is so dumb.

I love the pics in this thread...

[Jack Sawyer]

Wufwugy, what's the name of the chick in your sig?

[wufwugy]

No clue

[Stacks]

I iz playing in the $2100 tournies son.... But why iz da freerolls not working?

^^^^ Does not compute.

[sprocketdog]

As a player here for over 6 years I feel I had earned a certain amount of respect. And I have been shown so by AP many times. This site is a mainstay in my computer. As my deposits, referalls and even cashouts has proven.

NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM, There is an affiliate of yours called FTR Flop Turn RiverYou continue to allow them to schedule tournaments, that they have no intension of playing. They promote several freerolls and use them to gain downloaders affilated to their
site with no intension of playing them.

I was told this by a moderator, Givememyleg

" if you're referring to some event with $x added or some freeroll, when it is canceled ftr does not make any money from it. all of that comes straight out of ftr's pocket, so if it doesn't run for some reason, we just don't pay anything."

As these games are prescheduled by you, it makes it look like you are assisting this.

FTR's excuse doesnt adress the benifits they get through rakes and affilations, for a promotion they never inteneded to run.

[JKDS]

As a player here for over 6 years I feel I had earned a certain amount of respect. And I have been shown so by AP many times. This site is a mainstay in my computer. As my deposits, referalls and even cashouts has proven.

NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM, There is an affiliate of yours called FTR Flop Turn RiverYou continue to allow them to schedule tournaments, that they have no intension of playing. They promote several freerolls and use them to gain downloaders affilated to their
site with no intension of playing them.

I was told this by a moderator, Givememyleg

" if you're referring to some event with $x added or some freeroll, when it is canceled ftr does not make any money from it. all of that comes straight out of ftr's pocket, so if it doesn't run for some reason, we just don't pay anything."

As these games are prescheduled by you, it makes it look like you are assisting this.

FTR's excuse doesnt adress the benifits they get through rakes and affilations, for a promotion they never inteneded to run.

How come you spelled referrals, affiliated, doesn't, benefits, intended, and intention wrong in an email to a company? Are you uneducated?

[sprocketdog]

So weak. You can't hide behind my mispelled word and grammer,
You have no legs to stand on with this. Thats all you've got.
SO SAD, You must have loved George Bush.Typical Lying, cheating
change the subject, bullshit.

[vqc]

So weak. You can't hide behind my mispelled word and grammer,
You have no legs to stand on with this. Thats all you've got.
SO SAD, You must have loved George Bush.Typical Lying, cheating
change the subject, bullshit.

im with sproockat on this one. hiding behind grammer is so non-seqweeter.

this entire poker website is a giant rip off, JUST LIKE george bush's presidency.

hitler.

[a500lbgorilla]

sprocketdog I value your opinion.

[Micro2Macro]

I think he's a communist.

[Micro2Macro]

I am Canadian, sir.

no need to get defensive about my accusation

[sprocketdog]

Sorry for that, being canadian, that is. Suprised you were able to spot errors. Must be the one genius Canadian.

[Micro2Macro]

Sorry for that, being canadian, that is. Suprised you were able to spot errors. Must be the one genius Canadian.

hu4rollz?

also racist ban imo

[sprocketdog]

Is Canadian a race?

[badgers]

Grammar

[Micro2Macro]

is hu4rollz something you missed in my previous post?

[sprocketdog]

I dont want your bank, your entertainment value is worth so much more.

[dthorne04]

Typical bitch reponse imo

[tpb221]

Wow, I just wasted 5minutes of my life that I will never get back. TY

[speedcake]

me 2.

I am sorry.

now gtfo and gfy


wuff, please post in every thread on FTR so that your new sig cannot be missed. Oh....My.....God.....Ass.....NomNomNomNom

[Stacks]

Sprocketdog, how fucking stupid can you be? FTR is fronting the money for the added freerolls, so broke as bitches such as yourself can play and hope to win that coveted $10 so you can then sit at 25nl and lose it to... idk... M2M. Just because you aren't a valued member of this site, or society you piece of shit, you receive no passwords, and therefore will not play. If there isn't enough individuals to play in the tourney, then it stands to reason it will be forfeited, and the money returned to FTRs account. Please, stfu.

**disclaimer: if for some reason I have misunderstood the situation, then by all means I am 100% on your side sprocketdog. I've always felt that gorilla guy was a bit of a con-artist.

[Luco]

I've just seen this thread, I got 2/3 of the way down before I knew wtf was goin on

[dranger7070]

lol 5 spades

[Halv]

I wish this happened on Stars instead of AP, then we could've had some fun with CS. Not even gonna bother with AP.

[givememyleg]

this has long crossed over into stupidity {locked}

sprocketdog - formal warning, don't create anymore rant/rave/idiot threads or you will be banned. i still have no idea what was wrong, something on cereus or whatever, if you would like to continue the conversation and let me know what happened that caused your mental breakdown in a civil way, pm me.

[givememyleg]

asdffasdfdsafa

[donkbee]

lol sorry Carl, I should have locked the thread yesterday. FYI, he had 0 posts yesterday when he started making these retarded threads (see the recycle bin for more) despite the fact he's been a member since 2008 (which is why I almost just banned him).

[Warpe]

I woulda banned him anyway.