Warpe's thread of nonsense

[bigred]

bigred is fat

ur mom doesn't mind

[givememyleg]

rofl that 5cd hand is noiice!

[thenonsequitur]

Lukieplaya: discards 3 cards
Seat 2: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [5h 9c 9h 9d 9s] and won ($226.90) with four of a kind, Nines

[Silly String]

RIGGED!!! Looks like Sir Gabe must have just spit on Lee Jones.

[gabe]

bump,

warpe you need to put more into this!

[a500lbgorilla]

someone develope an FTR drinking game.

[Warpe]

[Galapogos]

someone develope an FTR drinking game.

If Lukie tells a story of him being shot down by some chick... take 1 drink.
If BigRed makes some comment alluding to his gayness... table 1 drink.
If Gabe makes a post which is more than a simple one-liner... chug your drink.
If IowaSkinsFan makes a strategy post that leaves you feling like a total nit... take 1 drink.
If Sandstorm makes a drunken Wednesday post... take 2 drinks.
If Warpe actually posts in his thread... chug your drink.
If CocoBill makes a stats post that crushes your confidence... chug your drink.
If Fnord makes someone asking a noob question look like a total fool... take 2 drinks.
If TrainerJyms and Biondio ever get out of 25NL... take 4 drinks.
If Tyson actually makes a post... chug your drink
If something 'Rilla wrote made you LOL... take 1 drink.
If someone makes fun of how skinny Givememyleg looks in some pic he posts... take 3 drinks.
If Galapogos makes a post that is intended as funny and fails miserably at it... take 1 drink.

[Galapogos]

*Galapogos takes a drink*

[a500lbgorilla]

If Lukie tells a story of him being shot down by some chick... take 1 drink.
If BigRed makes some comment alluding to his gayness... table 1 drink.

We're all going to die of alcohol posioning.

[jyms]

If TrainerJyms and Biondio ever get out of 25NL... take 4 drinks.

Drink up.

[jyms]

Sandstorm?? you can stop now. you've had enough.

[gabe]

ha good stuff galapogos

[sandstorm]

but i have floorball practise on wednesdays now (with class thursday morning). but HEY that will all be over soon! (a month or two)

[XTR1000]

warpe yoru trhead suks.....me drunkn german needs to post to save it from beeing forgoten.....im fcukin hammred started drinkn this morning...met a girl wehn i was boarding and lost hre phone numbr...i cant call her...an i hate english when im like im now.....u guys lern german...

[bode]

Never expect "content" here in the Jungle (FTR Community), and you'll never be disappointed.

QFT

The holy thread of randomness is the one, and perhaps only, exception.

i saw this post and it made me sad. no offense warpe.

[Xianti]

If Lukie tells a story of him being shot down by some chick... take 1 drink.
If BigRed makes some comment alluding to his gayness... table 1 drink.
If Gabe makes a post which is more than a simple one-liner... chug your drink.
If IowaSkinsFan makes a strategy post that leaves you feling like a total nit... take 1 drink.
If Sandstorm makes a drunken Wednesday post... take 2 drinks.
If Warpe actually posts in his thread... chug your drink.
If CocoBill makes a stats post that crushes your confidence... chug your drink.
If Fnord makes someone asking a noob question look like a total fool... take 2 drinks.
If TrainerJyms and Biondio ever get out of 25NL... take 4 drinks.
If Tyson actually makes a post... chug your drink
If something 'Rilla wrote made you LOL... take 1 drink.
If someone makes fun of how skinny Givememyleg looks in some pic he posts... take 3 drinks.
If Galapogos makes a post that is intended as funny and fails miserably at it... take 1 drink.

ROFLCOPTERO!!! LOLISIMO!!! ROFLAMOS!!

Que divertido!