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    lukie removed it, not sure why
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    He didn't tell me why and the thread is sitting in the Recycle Bin.
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    he must have had good reason..
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    Maybe Lukie's become some sort of paranoid recluse?


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    "it's a long story"
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    "it's a long, stupid story"
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    too much about his awesome poker game was revealed within those scrolls
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    I think he quit poker because every time he plays 10/20 it puts him on monkey tilt because he can't win a flip to save his life.
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    Wow, now we need to start a new thread, wonder what we should call it. If we don't have a place to post our random crap, it will spill over into the other forums and all over the internet in general. Whatever shall we do? See I'm rambling already and have nowhere to go to write down the drivel.
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    Warpes thread of randomness ftw
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    This is off to a good start. Just change the title Warpe.
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    gl with your new thread warpe!
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    just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    I want my own thread
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    cool title
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    cool title
    fixed
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    an oldie but a goodie
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I want my own thread
    If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.
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    Where is the nonsense? Warpe you better get somethin rollin in here soooooooon.
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    Fcuk yall for not puting anyhting in here toinght. Im fucknin hamrered. Too mcuh Jack i guess. 3 bitches i called tonight and not 1 fuckin response. Fuch this hsit Im passnign out.

    FTR FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I want my own thread
    If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.
    O RLY?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Fcuk yall for not puting anyhting in here toinght. Im fucknin hamrered. Too mcuh Jack i guess. 3 bitches i called tonight and not 1 fuckin response. Fuch this hsit Im passnign out.

    FTR FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    Nice one!
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    Watch "Stephen's Balls for Kids"...on gambling

    http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/t...rt/index.jhtml
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    "You'll learn a lot about subtraction" LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I want my own thread
    If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.
    O RLY?
    Hurry supplies are limited and going fast
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I want my own thread
    If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.
    O RLY?
    Hurry supplies are limited and going fast
    ZOMG WHERE DO I SEND MY MONIEZ?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I want my own thread
    You already have one:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=bigreds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I want my own thread
    You already have one:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=bigreds
    Warpe, why am I not popular like you?
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    Because you're a nincompoop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    nincompoop.
    LOL!!

    wiki

    [edit] Noun
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    nincompoop
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    nincompoop (plural nincompoops)

    A silly or foolish person.
    1905: Baroness Emmuska Orczy, The Scarlet Pimpernel [1]
    No wonder that Chauvelin's spies had failed to detect, in the apparently brainless nincompoop, the man whose reckless daring and resourceful ingenuity had baffled the keenest French spies...


    keenest FRENCH spies... isn't this an oxy moron?
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    more like keenest freedom spies
    PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Because you're a nincompoop.
    I want a divorce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
    Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
    How is it going to get to 30 pages overnight. Geesh...
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    hey warpe,

    your thread isnt starting off too well since you dont write dumb stories like lukie. im here to add some content.

    i just found this picture:


    the guy on the left is who busted me. im trying to organize a hit on him.
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    The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

    Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

    The Dude: Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    hey warpe,

    your thread isnt starting off too well since you dont write dumb stories like lukie. im here to add some content.

    i just found this picture:


    the guy on the left is who busted me. im trying to organize a hit on him.
    don't bother, he had a heart attack the other day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
    Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
    I CANT STAND SUSPENSE!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!1ON3E
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
    Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
    This started as a WTF happened to Lukie's thread thread. We're still waiting for your explanation of why you trashed it.
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    You know what this thread needs? More cowbell!!
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    I've got a FEVER and the only cure is MORE COWBELL


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    i have a 3 hr lab tomorrow (friday) from 2:30 - 5:15 and i already want to just not go to it.
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    blasphemy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    You know what this thread needs? More cowbell!!
    do they have this on youtube?

    great thread warpe
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    YAY DRI"NKING!!!!! I am sooooo not going to class tomorrow. I suck though. No hot chicks for me tonight. Maybe tomorrow.
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    What about hot squirrells?


    Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    do they have this on youtube?

    great thread warpe
    I looked the other day and could only find spoofs on it from web geeks. I'm guessing NBC pressed their copyright. Maybe Itunes will have SNL clips, though I haven't tried.

    And Swiggidy, that squirrel has freakishly long toes, I couldn't ever hang wit that.
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    You know what this thread needs? More cowbell!!
    cue animation:
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    What about hot squirrells?


    Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.
    I'd hit it.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    What about hot squirrells?


    Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.
    I'd hit it.
    FYP

    YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY SQUIRRELF*CKER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    What about hot squirrells?


    Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.
    I'd hit it.
    Don't forget:

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    results taken out so i can get some good responses:

    PokerStars Game #8142822916: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/01/27 - 04:57:54 (ET)
    Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: gp333 ($2068 in chips)
    Seat 4: straate ($4020 in chips)
    straate: posts small blind $10
    gp333: posts big blind $20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to gp333 [8s 8c]
    straate: raises $60 to $80
    gp333: calls $60
    *** FLOP *** [7h Kh 7d]
    gp333: checks
    straate: checks
    *** TURN *** [7h Kh 7d] [3c]
    gp333: checks
    straate: checks
    *** RIVER *** [7h Kh 7d 3c] [5d]
    gp333: bets $20
    straate: raises $20 to $40
    gp333: raises $20 to $60
    straate: raises $20 to $80
    gp333: raises $20 to $100
    straate: raises $20 to $120
    gp333: calls $20

    how do you like my clal? i think all 3 options a worth considering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    gp333: bets $20
    straate: raises $20 to $40
    gp333: raises $20 to $60
    straate: raises $20 to $80
    gp333: raises $20 to $100
    straate: raises $20 to $120
    gp333: calls $20
    i think you should have raised to $141
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    this thread is sub-par. bring back the original, please.

    one

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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    yea lukie what happened with that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    this thread is sub-par. bring back the original, please.

    one

    one

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    I don't think most of the great content in the other thread was just the posted musings and rambling stories from Lukie ( funny as they were). There was a lot of great content by other posters. Maybe we are failing this thread. Maybe we are sub-par. Maybe we should look within ourselves to find the great content that once was 111 and all it's glory. Time to step up FTR, the new thread needs you


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    type 111 if you want lukie to explain himself

    111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    do they have this on youtube?

    great thread warpe
    I looked the other day and could only find spoofs on it from web geeks. I'm guessing NBC pressed their copyright. Maybe Itunes will have SNL clips, though I haven't tried.

    And Swiggidy, that squirrel has freakishly long toes, I couldn't ever hang wit that.
    thanks for the info sillystring
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
    Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
    This started as a WTF happened to Lukie's thread thread. We're still waiting for your explanation of why you trashed it.
    bumpr
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    type 111 if you want lukie to explain himself

    111
    111
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    results taken out so i can get some good responses:

    PokerStars Game #8142822916: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/01/27 - 04:57:54 (ET)
    Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: gp333 ($2068 in chips)
    Seat 4: straate ($4020 in chips)
    straate: posts small blind $10
    gp333: posts big blind $20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to gp333 [8s 8c]
    straate: raises $60 to $80
    gp333: calls $60
    *** FLOP *** [7h Kh 7d]
    gp333: checks
    straate: checks
    *** TURN *** [7h Kh 7d] [3c]
    gp333: checks
    straate: checks
    *** RIVER *** [7h Kh 7d 3c] [5d]
    gp333: bets $20
    straate: raises $20 to $40
    gp333: raises $20 to $60
    straate: raises $20 to $80
    gp333: raises $20 to $100
    straate: raises $20 to $120
    gp333: calls $20

    how do you like my clal? i think all 3 options a worth considering.
    results?
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    he had QTo and we shared an lol, then he left.

    hes pretty good now (seemed like he sucked few months ago) so it was all in good fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    hey warpe,

    your thread isnt starting off too well since you dont write dumb stories like lukie. im here to add some content.

    i just found this picture:


    the guy on the left is who busted me. im trying to organize a hit on him.
    hey just bumping this post so anyone who sees this guy can x him out
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    The guy on the left is the spitting image of Sir Alex Ferguson. Here is a pic of Sir Alex chewing on a wasp :

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    bigred is fat
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    PokerStars Game #8272706795: 5 Card Draw Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/04 - 03:49:01 (ET)
    Table 'Etheridgea' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 2: Lukieplaya ($126.05 in chips)
    Seat 5: gp333 ($113.95 in chips)
    gp333: posts small blind $0.50
    Lukieplaya: posts big blind $1
    *** DEALING HANDS ***
    Dealt to gp333 [Kh Ks Td Kd 4s]
    gp333: raises $2 to $3
    Lukieplaya: calls $2
    Lukieplaya: discards 3 cards
    gp333: discards 2 cards [Td 4s]
    Dealt to gp333 [Kh Ks Kd] [Ad Ac]
    Lukieplaya: checks
    gp333: bets $5.70
    Lukieplaya: raises $17.10 to $22.80
    gp333: raises $51.30 to $74.10
    Lukieplaya: raises $48.95 to $123.05 and is all-in
    gp333: calls $36.85 and is all-in
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Lukieplaya: shows [5h 9c 9h 9d 9s] (four of a kind, Nines)
    gp333: mucks hand
    Lukieplaya collected $226.90 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $227.90 | Rake $1
    Seat 2: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [5h 9c 9h 9d 9s] and won ($226.90) with four of a kind, Nines
    Seat 5: gp333 (button) (small blind) mucked [Kh Ks Ad Kd Ac]

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