Warpe's thread of nonsense

[Warpe]

[WildBobAA]

lukie removed it, not sure why

[Xianti]

He didn't tell me why and the thread is sitting in the Recycle Bin.

[gabe]

he must have had good reason..

[Galapogos]

Maybe Lukie's become some sort of paranoid recluse?

[donkbee]

"it's a long story"

[bigred]

"it's a long, stupid story"

[Renton]

too much about his awesome poker game was revealed within those scrolls

[koolmoe]

I think he quit poker because every time he plays 10/20 it puts him on monkey tilt because he can't win a flip to save his life.

[jyms]

Wow, now we need to start a new thread, wonder what we should call it. If we don't have a place to post our random crap, it will spill over into the other forums and all over the internet in general. Whatever shall we do? See I'm rambling already and have nowhere to go to write down the drivel.

[Pelion]

Warpes thread of randomness ftw

[zook]

This is off to a good start. Just change the title Warpe.

[gabe]

gl with your new thread warpe!

[bode]

just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.

[bigred]

I want my own thread

[a500lbgorilla]

cool title

[Warpe]

cool title

fixed

[bigred]

111111!!!

[a500lbgorilla]

an oldie but a goodie

[swiggidy]

I want my own thread

If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.

[bigspenda73]

Where is the nonsense? Warpe you better get somethin rollin in here soooooooon.

[bigspenda73]

Fcuk yall for not puting anyhting in here toinght. Im fucknin hamrered. Too mcuh Jack i guess. 3 bitches i called tonight and not 1 fuckin response. Fuch this hsit Im passnign out.

FTR FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[bigred]

I want my own thread

If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.

O RLY?

[uscheese]

Fcuk yall for not puting anyhting in here toinght. Im fucknin hamrered. Too mcuh Jack i guess. 3 bitches i called tonight and not 1 fuckin response. Fuch this hsit Im passnign out.

FTR FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Nice one!

[Warpe]

Watch "Stephen's Balls for Kids"...on gambling

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/t...rt/index.jhtml

[jyms]

"You'll learn a lot about subtraction" LOL

[swiggidy]

I want my own thread

If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.

O RLY?

Hurry supplies are limited and going fast

[bigred]

I want my own thread

If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.

O RLY?

Hurry supplies are limited and going fast

ZOMG WHERE DO I SEND MY MONIEZ?

[Warpe]

I want my own thread

You already have one:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=bigreds

[bigred]

I want my own thread

You already have one:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=bigreds

Warpe, why am I not popular like you?

[Xianti]

Because you're a nincompoop.

[mrhappy333]

nincompoop.

LOL!!

wiki

[edit] Noun
Singular
nincompoop
Plural
nincompoops


nincompoop (plural nincompoops)

A silly or foolish person.
1905: Baroness Emmuska Orczy, The Scarlet Pimpernel [1]
No wonder that Chauvelin's spies had failed to detect, in the apparently brainless nincompoop, the man whose reckless daring and resourceful ingenuity had baffled the keenest French spies...


keenest FRENCH spies... isn't this an oxy moron?

[Harry]

more like keenest freedom spies

[bigred]

Because you're a nincompoop.

I want a divorce.

[Lukie]

just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.

Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.

[swiggidy]

Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.

How is it going to get to 30 pages overnight. Geesh...

[gabe]

hey warpe,

your thread isnt starting off too well since you dont write dumb stories like lukie. im here to add some content.

i just found this picture:


the guy on the left is who busted me. im trying to organize a hit on him.

[Renton]

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[Lukie]

hey warpe,

your thread isnt starting off too well since you dont write dumb stories like lukie. im here to add some content.

i just found this picture:


the guy on the left is who busted me. im trying to organize a hit on him.

don't bother, he had a heart attack the other day

[Warpe]

Worst sound in the world:

http://download.guardian.co.uk/sys-a...1/23/vomit.mp3

Story:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/st...src=rss&feed=1

Website:

http://www.sound101.org/

[bode]

just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.

Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.

I CANT STAND SUSPENSE!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!1ON3E

[Warpe]

just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.

Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.

This started as a WTF happened to Lukie's thread thread. We're still waiting for your explanation of why you trashed it.

[Silly String]

You know what this thread needs? More cowbell!!

[UG]

I've got a FEVER and the only cure is MORE COWBELL

[a500lbgorilla]

i have a 3 hr lab tomorrow (friday) from 2:30 - 5:15 and i already want to just not go to it.

[UG]

blasphemy

[flomo]

You know what this thread needs? More cowbell!!

do they have this on youtube?

great thread warpe

[bigred]

YAY DRI"NKING!!!!! I am sooooo not going to class tomorrow. I suck though. No hot chicks for me tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

[swiggidy]

What about hot squirrells?


Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.

[Warpe]

[Silly String]

do they have this on youtube?

great thread warpe

I looked the other day and could only find spoofs on it from web geeks. I'm guessing NBC pressed their copyright. Maybe Itunes will have SNL clips, though I haven't tried.

And Swiggidy, that squirrel has freakishly long toes, I couldn't ever hang wit that.

[Warpe]

You know what this thread needs? More cowbell!!

cue animation:

[bigred]

What about hot squirrells?


Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.

I'd hit it.

[a500lbgorilla]

What about hot squirrells?


Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.

I'd hit it.

FYP

YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY SQUIRRELF*CKER!

[bigred]

What?

[Warpe]

What about hot squirrells?


Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.

I'd hit it.

Don't forget:

[gabe]

results taken out so i can get some good responses:

PokerStars Game #8142822916: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/01/27 - 04:57:54 (ET)
Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($2068 in chips)
Seat 4: straate ($4020 in chips)
straate: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [8s 8c]
straate: raises $60 to $80
gp333: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [7h Kh 7d]
gp333: checks
straate: checks
*** TURN *** [7h Kh 7d] [3c]
gp333: checks
straate: checks
*** RIVER *** [7h Kh 7d 3c] [5d]
gp333: bets $20
straate: raises $20 to $40
gp333: raises $20 to $60
straate: raises $20 to $80
gp333: raises $20 to $100
straate: raises $20 to $120
gp333: calls $20

how do you like my clal? i think all 3 options a worth considering.

[givememyleg]

gp333: bets $20
straate: raises $20 to $40
gp333: raises $20 to $60
straate: raises $20 to $80
gp333: raises $20 to $100
straate: raises $20 to $120
gp333: calls $20

i think you should have raised to $141

[a500lbgorilla]

should have tapped the time bank

[bode]

this thread is sub-par. bring back the original, please.

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one

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[Xianti]

111111111111111

[gabe]

yea lukie what happened with that

[jyms]

this thread is sub-par. bring back the original, please.

one

one

one

I don't think most of the great content in the other thread was just the posted musings and rambling stories from Lukie ( funny as they were). There was a lot of great content by other posters. Maybe we are failing this thread. Maybe we are sub-par. Maybe we should look within ourselves to find the great content that once was 111 and all it's glory. Time to step up FTR, the new thread needs you


222 lives, 111 is dead

Is Asshat a verb??

[a500lbgorilla]

type 111 if you want lukie to explain himself

111

[flomo]

do they have this on youtube?

great thread warpe

I looked the other day and could only find spoofs on it from web geeks. I'm guessing NBC pressed their copyright. Maybe Itunes will have SNL clips, though I haven't tried.

And Swiggidy, that squirrel has freakishly long toes, I couldn't ever hang wit that.

thanks for the info sillystring

[Warpe]

This is my favourite Lukie post:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=335845#335845

[Warpe]

just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.

Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.

This started as a WTF happened to Lukie's thread thread. We're still waiting for your explanation of why you trashed it.

bumpr

[Xianti]

type 111 if you want lukie to explain himself

111

111

[givememyleg]

results taken out so i can get some good responses:

PokerStars Game #8142822916: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/01/27 - 04:57:54 (ET)
Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($2068 in chips)
Seat 4: straate ($4020 in chips)
straate: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [8s 8c]
straate: raises $60 to $80
gp333: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [7h Kh 7d]
gp333: checks
straate: checks
*** TURN *** [7h Kh 7d] [3c]
gp333: checks
straate: checks
*** RIVER *** [7h Kh 7d 3c] [5d]
gp333: bets $20
straate: raises $20 to $40
gp333: raises $20 to $60
straate: raises $20 to $80
gp333: raises $20 to $100
straate: raises $20 to $120
gp333: calls $20

how do you like my clal? i think all 3 options a worth considering.

results?

[gabe]

he had QTo and we shared an lol, then he left.

hes pretty good now (seemed like he sucked few months ago) so it was all in good fun.

[gabe]

hey warpe,

your thread isnt starting off too well since you dont write dumb stories like lukie. im here to add some content.

i just found this picture:


the guy on the left is who busted me. im trying to organize a hit on him.

hey just bumping this post so anyone who sees this guy can x him out

[Jimmy Mac]

The guy on the left is the spitting image of Sir Alex Ferguson. Here is a pic of Sir Alex chewing on a wasp :

[bigred]

FUCK UNITED GO ARSENAL

[givememyleg]

bigred is fat

[gabe]

PokerStars Game #8272706795: 5 Card Draw Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/04 - 03:49:01 (ET)
Table 'Etheridgea' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: Lukieplaya ($126.05 in chips)
Seat 5: gp333 ($113.95 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $0.50
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $1
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Kh Ks Td Kd 4s]
gp333: raises $2 to $3
Lukieplaya: calls $2
Lukieplaya: discards 3 cards
gp333: discards 2 cards [Td 4s]
Dealt to gp333 [Kh Ks Kd] [Ad Ac]
Lukieplaya: checks
gp333: bets $5.70
Lukieplaya: raises $17.10 to $22.80
gp333: raises $51.30 to $74.10
Lukieplaya: raises $48.95 to $123.05 and is all-in
gp333: calls $36.85 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [5h 9c 9h 9d 9s] (four of a kind, Nines)
gp333: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $226.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $227.90 | Rake $1
Seat 2: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [5h 9c 9h 9d 9s] and won ($226.90) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: gp333 (button) (small blind) mucked [Kh Ks Ad Kd Ac]