The Weapons Game - Discussion Thread

[BennyLaRue]

Rilla, I can't figure out why an astronaut defeats a fireman. Is it the lack of oxygen in space that kills him? Does that specific astronaut have a thing against shirtless firemen? Or is it a gay Billy Joel "We Didn't Start the Fire" reference?

Second, Sandstorm, what do you mean by more motivations? Do you mean captions?

Lastly, Jessica Alba in a bikini defeats Jessica Alba in F4? I don't get it, but I like it anyway. Yums.

[a500lbgorilla]

I was looking at the childhood dreamjobs end, astronauts are cooler than firefighters.

also, obv alba at the beach trumps alba in a movie. I dont see how it requires any explanation.

[flomo]

it looks like the firman is posing to attract sexual partners-->nothi9ng is better than being an asstronaut for attracting partners

that is how i saw it

[bigred]

richard simmons beats alba because he is hotter

[a500lbgorilla]

sublime

[BennyLaRue]

also, obv alba at the beach trumps alba in a movie. I dont see how it requires any explanation.

Oh, so my "An Alba divided against itself cannot stand" is wrongo? I would have also gone in a "An Alba fight between a clothed Alba and a near-naked and greasy Alba will result in near-naked Alba winning as hand holds will be hard to come by" direction.

[a500lbgorilla]

sure both would work superbly, i just dont think we need to venture any farther than alba in her natural element of the beach is better than alba as a fish out of water on the set of a big budget movie

[bigspenda73]

ppl need to rehost their pics, it takes like 15 second on tinypic and it's only a matter of time til that thread makes zero sense.

[Ragnar4]

but it will be funnier.

sorry bout it, I'll re-host on tinypic from here on out.

[BennyLaRue]

An Alba fight between a clothed Alba and a near-naked and greasy Alba will result in near-naked Alba winning as hand holds will be hard to come by

Let's just revisit this for a second, shall we?

sigh

[jyms]

Using Chuck Norris as a weapon against Richard Simmons is like



or

[a500lbgorilla]

ya ug blew the chuck norris load a bit early. Forced us to drop Bruce Lee already!

[bigspenda73]

there are some really cool one's

big ups to OP for the Houdini punch, which, in my mind is stronger than a Falcon punch.

[bigspenda73]

Also, Bruce Lee is such a bad ass, that is all

[UG]

yeah my bad guys

[wufwugy]

comb the desert wins thread

[bigspenda73]

comb the desert wins thread

[wufwugy]

no post r better than barry sanders

and ff2 back attack second winner of thread

[BankItDrew]

i thought fat guy eating burger was an awesome attack

[BennyLaRue]

lol at nobody knowing wat i r referncing. wufpwnt

LIES! I get that and I'm Canadian. As Gavin won't defeat Arnold so much as take over his job, I call a technical foul.

Rilla, take the line for one, Bucketshot.

[BennyLaRue]

Sandstorm, you crazy Swede, what the hell does "more motivations" mean?

[Warpe]

[a500lbgorilla]

sum total of Santa's suprised and the 8 presents you get as a reward - once.

I remember it vividly too. Well played, lukie

[UG]

btw I guess I went with Chuck Norris because I wanted to totally obliterate Richard Simmons (second time we saw that same pic). Like, make him not exist. Still too early for Chuck, though.


Thanks for the props on the combing the desert...it was one of my favorite scenes from probably my favorite movie as a kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso

[BankItDrew]

Steve Austins last match was against The Rock. The Rock won.

[wufwugy]

why do i get the impression that OP thinks black dudes can't swim

[BankItDrew]

I think my red ribbon hard more merrit vs black guy than swimming pool.

[Ragnar4]

why is a half naked chick in a thong flipping the camera off the weapon versus the "hello evreeeeyyy baaaahhhdddyyy" doctor on the simpsons?

[BennyLaRue]

loltrampstampaments

[bode]

I think my red ribbon hard more merrit vs black guy than swimming pool.

no way, the swimming pool is an epic win vs the black guy

[UG]

surviva316,

Your addition to the Weapons Game absolutely sucked. I just thought I'd share that.

Also, your attempt at "teh funny" in the "Post a picture of yourself" thread failed miserably, too. Please get better at posting.


Thanks,
UG

[surviva316]

surviva316,

Your addition to the Weapons Game absolutely sucked. I just thought I'd share that.

Also, your attempt at "teh funny" in the "Post a picture of yourself" thread failed miserably, too. Please get better at posting.


Thanks,
UG

is it possible to tilt in the commune?

[BankItDrew]

I saw both posts by surviva316 but did not notice that they were done by the same poster, until now.

I remember thinking that they were both quite retarded.

[UG]

stop fcking up our Weapons Game, surviva316

this



does not beat this



I deleted your post, even though I'm not supposed to do that. quit fcking up our game.

[surviva316]

i am like a thousand and three percent sure it does. i'm pretty sure you just don't know what that's a picture of

[UG]

explain please, and I will reconsider

so many ways you can go with a treadmill, but you chose the one thing that I (and probably a lot of other people) don't know shit about. gg.

[JKDS]

i am like a thousand and three percent sure it does. i'm pretty sure you just don't know what that's a picture of

qft. how can anyone who knows what it is think it didnt beat that?

[UG]

freaking what is it? again, explain please!

[JKDS]

its called the insanoflex from the "Aqua teen hunger force" movie.

in a nutshell...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vgGo5oQb8k

wont really be funny and will be totally out of context if you've never seen the movie or show though.

[surviva316]

insane-o-flex. aqua teen hunger force the movie. exercise machine that attempts to take over the world. also turns carl from fat slop into like 500 lbs of pure muscle

[UG]

ok, sounds good to me

I still have no idea wtf you're talking about but go ahead and repost it, you have my blessing!

lol at all of this


p.s. if you hadn't posted two retarded things before that I would have ignored it.

[JKDS]

to be fair the show does cater to a college/young adult demographic, but in context it is probably survia's 2nd awesome pic, giving a record of 2 good : 2 bad.

ps: survia my post pwned urs by like 2seconds whad up?

[sandstorm]

Yeah, with motivations I mean captions. Explanations.

[sandstorm]

And after reading this thread, we NEED MORE CAPTIONS and explanations to as wtf you guys are thinking!

[sandstorm]

And also I realize that "motivations" is not the word I look for. It should probably be "justification". Damn Swedes and their silly language. It's kinda the same word in swedish.

[Galapogos]

Why was everyone being so hard on surviva? His pic of the chick with the frying pan was meh but so are like 90% of the posts in that thread. And his fat chick was genuinely funny. The third has been resolved.

[surviva316]

just as a friendly reminder, will, you should probably delete your cookies before your gf/mom sees that you were searching prostitutes in google images

[bigspenda73]

just a reminder, we don't live at home

[wesrman]

Weapons game is great.

[will641]

sandstorm i dont get the rps pic against winston churchill and fdr.

[BennyLaRue]

sandstorm i dont get the rps pic against winston churchill and fdr.

Besides that, The Rock already beat scissors on Page 2.

[sandstorm]

sandstorm i dont get the rps pic against winston churchill and fdr.

Besides that, The Rock already beat scissors on Page 2.

[will641]

oh snap!

[Warpe]

timing fail by yourfather, imo. delete?

[yourfather]

I did mean to slip it in there higher but think it still works. W/e though.

[will641]

i feel like if terrorists looked like that it wouldnt be frowned upon as much.

[drmcboy]

i just wanted to stop by and give props to the Oregon Trail/FF exchange

[jyms]

deleted sandstorms tank wheelchair pic. You have to defeat a Mac.

[OP]

You have to defeat a Mac.

I don't even know if that's possible. I think Spenda ended the thread.

[Parasurama]

I vote to delete jkds' reply to mac vs. pc and replace it with mine:

[sandstorm]

deleted sandstorms tank wheelchair pic. You have to defeat a Mac.

I defeated the last pic! But alright, fair enough.

[UG]

sandstorm, the thread you have created is awesome

epic status has been reached, but there are still some goddamn stupid pictures going up......think people, think!

[UG]

dude, lukie, wtf is that

[JKDS]

dude, lukie, wtf is that

+

dude, will6849256, wtf is that

[bigspenda73]

ppl pick way too obvious pictures, I think it's b/c they rush hoping someone doesn't post an answer before them, w/o really thinking through a thoughtful response.

[wufwugy]

yes some of the pics have been dumb

i personally prefer obscurity. i think the commodores for the brick house is a pretty good example of that.

the best ones are always just gonna be both clever and somewhat obscure. like 'comb the desert', 'back attack', 'super soaker', 'trampoline', and a few others

and yea, the obvious pictures should be avoided. ive done a couple myself, but srsly its like omg r taht ac slater omg i r poast zack morrisssss

[wufwugy]

tifa first pic i ever beat off to imo. yall wanted to know that

[a500lbgorilla]

we did

[wufwugy]

aboogorilla that is the best fucking picture ive ever seen

thread over. start new one

[will641]

dude, will6849256, wtf is that

wat?

[surviva316]

zombie michael jackson is winner so far in my book

[UG]

zombie michael jackson is winner so far in my book

stop trying to get on my good side, we are enemies until the end!






will461, I didn't type that btw, I still love you

[pocketfours]

wp monty

[wufwugy]

monty python knight and suck it trebek winning today

[Parasurama]

Seriously, how many times are we going to use a rock?