a500lbgorilla is a post whore because I am not a Muslim.

When I'm lonely I can t stop LOVING You I can t live, without YOU

bad beat stories are like assholes. they re everywhere!

Pocket aces are nice when you get to the end of the world.

Flopturnriver.com is the best place to live in the USA. and Canada, If you are a Victim of Identity theft.

The World Series of Poker is the most popular religion in the Middle East and North Africa.

poker is good for you. as it was for me! I had to learn to live with it.

Michael1123 is so SEXY I m too.

George W. Bush is a big government conservative. This reinforces my belief that I am not a Muslim.


And the best one by far:

The Olson twins are hot, and they are not to be trusted! with the government of Canada.