Webgem of the day.

[a500lbgorilla]

http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk

You enter in a phrase and it adds a few words after it according to some complex google search.

Well, whatever it does, it make funnies.

Michael Jackson is a pedophile.
The Olsen Twins are now legal in the US and Canada.
Brad Pitt is a good actor but he's not a monkey.
Kirstie Alley is a big girl.
Britney Spears is a pop star who has been charged with murder in Brazil.
Paris Hilton is a regular friggin Mother Teresa.
I love porn because I love you.
I hate you because you are a woman.
My favorite sexual position is next door.
Subway Jared is a fucktool.
I was in bed and I was awakened by a loud noise from the rear.
Kevin Federline is a man with a mission baby, you know it.
I sleep with animals and those who have not heard the gospel.
Lindsay Lohan needs to get a life and get a grip.
Tara Reid's boobs are all droopy.
Adolf hitler is a fictional character in the Star Wars universe
President Bush is a Liar, He's NOT selling out?
Today I will look at the fruits of The Spirit of the West Indies
He gave her a sexually transmitted disease
The New York Yankees are the most successful and innovative companies.
It burns when I Pee? Don't you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.
This message board is for the discussion of the proposed changes to the near term outlook.
Two plus two is four.

I may spend more time here then on the Virtual Bartender.

-'rilla

[DWDuck]

Thanks for filling the rest of my day...

A gorilla is a shy but sweet and Lowdown is a Woody plant that is a very Very, very very very very very very very very.... (apparently this one was going to print "very" forever after this)

The best poker hand wins the pot. the pot is then covered with a layer of white chocolate mousse.

Party poker is rigged for sure. there is no end to the Carnage in the United States and Canada,

The virtual bartender is at your own Risk By USING the gopher protocol.

Whee....

Darkwing

[Zangief]

my monkey likes to eat bananas and drink orange juice. and water.

i play poker because I have no life

people play poker because they can cause the uterus to contract and expel the pregnancy. This method of abortion is a civil rights Issue.

the meaning of life is to enjoy it.

darkwing duck is a configurable Subsystem

[!Luck]

"Women love me because" I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker I am... forever and ever

[DavSimon]

Too bad.....it....is....so....ssslllooooowwww


I make money so… I can buy an AK-47 with Ammo

I got married because…. I had a HAMMER and I’d hammer out love between My brothers and sisters children

I hate my job because…. I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker……

Video games are…. violent, and Abusive Behavior. is not a good idea.

The world wide web is….A Virtual Library for pornographers

Dwarves are... a Changin by Bob Woodward.

[SmackinYaUp]

My cock feels like... it s hot, Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrell Drop It Like it s hot

[TylerK]

i put up with this because... I don t want to Be a Christian in the military.

[TylerK]

Ooh. It gave me Frontline Assembly lyrics or something.
tylerk... is the sky is falling Down is a configurable Subsystem block

[SmackinYaUp]

Why is it important... to use a condom? only once. and that was a crazy game of poker

[a500lbgorilla]

Why is it important... to use a condom? only once. and that was a crazy game of poker

Hahahaha!

There's a big life lesson in there somewhere.

-'rilla

[Zangief]

Ooh. It gave me Frontline Assembly lyrics or something.
tylerk... is the sky is falling Down is a configurable Subsystem block

The fewer number of words you put in, the more it relies on the remaining words. So after it processed "tylerk", the next string it used was just "is" ... which results in more random crap.

I think.

[Zangief]

hairy ball bag slapping at the ball Game. was played In the majors In Pursuit OF a neocon utopia.

a monkey who plays poker eats toast without a plate

boobies make me want to be a FORENSIC scientist.

[a500lbgorilla]

boobies make me want to be a FORENSIC scientist.

Yup, GoogleTalk is a pervert.

-'rilla

[FishMagician]

texas hold 'em is a game of skill, and strategy, that is delivered through a small, tube in your back or neck

check raise bluffs are rarely successful in the past two weeks

[Zangief]

texas hold 'em is a game of skill, and strategy, that is delivered through a small, tube in your back or neck

Awesome. Direct injection.

[TylerK]

My aces usually... win. Great to see you Again

[SmackinYaUp]

gothic people... are Changing the Face of the United States House OF Representatives

[FishMagician]

multi table tournaments are the most important Thing in the World

[michael1123]

a500lbgorilla is a post whore because I am not a Muslim.

When I'm lonely I can t stop LOVING You I can t live, without YOU

bad beat stories are like assholes. they re everywhere!

Pocket aces are nice when you get to the end of the world.

Flopturnriver.com is the best place to live in the USA. and Canada, If you are a Victim of Identity theft.

The World Series of Poker is the most popular religion in the Middle East and North Africa.

poker is good for you. as it was for me! I had to learn to live with it.

Michael1123 is so SEXY I m too.

George W. Bush is a big government conservative. This reinforces my belief that I am not a Muslim.


And the best one by far:

The Olson twins are hot, and they are not to be trusted! with the government of Canada.

[sandstorm]

I am teh shoal. Teh shoal. Teh shoal. I am teh shoal. Teh shoal. pwz. I am teh shoal. Teh shoal.

I play poker, therefore I don' t know what to do!

FTR are the best because they are very good at what they do?

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[BeatMeBad]

God I love the internet...


Liberal judges are Trashing Democracy to Redefine Marriage to include same- sex couples.

Saddam Hussein is a brutal, dictator who has no Toes Wiggle toes)

Pocket tens are a good thing.

Anakin Skywalker is the chosen One?

No limit poker is a game of skill. and chance. With Expert advice on. the Web SITE, of the State of Alaska page of did did did...

Britney Spears is a Three- Headed monster, in the backfield. and the line did not have to happen, to you.

Gus Hansen is a good idea in theory but not in the way OF the Warrior

Annie Duke is the only way to get to the bottom of the Pyramid

John Kerry is a good idea By Anonymous Coward

Nascar racing is a sport that is not A good Day To Die

Spotting poker tells is one of the most powerful and most efficient prime- mover in the conspiracy against the Dollar and the euro

[euphoricism]

My member is like a dream come true. To ME.
Jack Daniels whiskey and a glass of Water is the most important Thing You can do With a Major in ENGLISH
I once had sex with a man who is a heartbeat from the presidency
I want to put my penis inside her vagina, and then her rectum

[a500lbgorilla]

I once had sex with a man who is a heartbeat from the presidency

Haha.

-'rilla

Gay pride is a sin.

MTT Poker, I think its not a love story.

The Internet is a very close look at the New York State Department of Education.

Friends are for people with disabilities.

Let's have a look at the New York State Department of Education.

This thread is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

McDonalds are making a difference.

Pocket Jacks are a common cause of kids injuries.

Asshat is free information for the American Legion's biographies.

[raza]

I play poker online for fun

My ego is very fragile and easily damaged by the sun. and the Moon and the sun. are in a line. of poetry that has been written by hand.

I love aces high Highly recommended to all users of The Internet

I really should be working

And my personal favorite:

I should raise my hand and I will make u Cry so damn hard

[Muxy]

This thread will never die!!!!!!!