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  1. 12-22-2004 12:47 PM #1
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    Default weeeeeeee im 184th in most posts in FTR!

    hahaha!

    *apologizes for using this thread as a cheap excuse to get an extra post [coughgorillacough]*

    hmm this post will put me in 176th... maybe i should start doing useless posts more often? (especially since i dont know anything about poker )

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  2. 12-22-2004 12:47 PM #2
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    wow im up to 176th... and this post puts me further up!! lol ok ill stop after this post :P
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    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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  3. 12-22-2004 12:49 PM #3
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    okay i have a serious question now... how do i get an avatar? lol i dont know much about computers so any help would be appreciated... thx

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  4. 12-22-2004 12:51 PM #4
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    Hey! Every one of my posts is special in its own way.

    And to get in avatar, find a picture and save it to your computer. The go to profile and browse and find the pic.

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    This is kind of aling the same lines, as far as Avatars go. I saw someone, I think it's dalecooper with a screenshot of a straightflush as an avatar. Would it be copying to use a screenshot of a couple hands, or would it best if I just found some poker babe, or jiggily b()()bs, or some other similar pic to use?
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  6. 12-22-2004 12:56 PM #6
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    aight thanks... any suggestions on what i should get?

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  7. 12-22-2004 12:58 PM #7
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  8. 12-22-2004 03:03 PM #8
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    sykedupp ill be the first to call u retarded


    post count pfft


    jiggily b()()bs,
    you mean those?


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    i know im retarded, sometimes you have to be to put up with some stuff in poker haha... and YES I WANT BOOBS... where can i find boobs (aka: as an avatar)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    i know im retarded, sometimes you have to be to put up with some stuff in poker haha... and YES I WANT BOOBS... where can i find boobs (aka: as an avatar)

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    Just eat a lot of junk food and sit on yout butt playing poker all day with no exercise and you will have boobs soon enough.
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  11. 12-22-2004 03:23 PM #11
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    haha i get to be your signature! that ownzzzzz!
    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
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  12. 12-22-2004 03:41 PM #12
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    Post whoring is bad mmkay?
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  13. 12-22-2004 03:44 PM #13
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    i know, i was just doing it cause it felt a little dead because i had read everything, and i wanted to get the people online to actually POST something and have a conversation or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey
    sykedupp ill be the first to call u retarded


    post count pfft


    jiggily b()()bs,
    you mean those?
    Yep, those are the ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    where can i find boobs (aka: as an avatar)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeFou
    The current Sweetest Boobs in the World belong to mike4066 and they came from planetboredom.com
    If we weren't talking about avatars I would be really worried by this statement.

    7th in posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by gutshot
    Post whoring is bad mmkay?
    I agree
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    Quote Originally Posted by gutshot
    Post whoring is bad mmkay?
    I agree
    Twice
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    Quote Originally Posted by gutshot
    Post whoring is bad mmkay?
    I agree
    Twice
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  20. 12-22-2004 09:56 PM #20
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    It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.

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    It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.

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    whoops double post
    It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.

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    BTW, how do ya find out where you are in the list of posters?
    It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.

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  26. 12-22-2004 11:52 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by gutshot
    Post whoring is bad mmkay?
    I concur.


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  27. 12-23-2004 12:22 AM #27
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    IM 19th in total posts ..

    Oh and MIke were did you find that pic, its fantastic man...

    Srry Xianti this post does have a meaning...


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    Quote Originally Posted by elanto
    Srry Xianti this post does have a meaning...
    BANNED!










    Kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by elanto
    Srry Xianti this post does have a meaning...
    BANNED!










    Kidding.
    OMG I read the post from top to bottom and when i read the word BANNED! my heart stopped for about a second till i saw kidding at the end..pheww that was a close one :P
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    will everyone please stop scaring anto with the whole banned thing, we don't want to end his short life so soon.

    wow, i'm 64th, i need to go play some cards and quit posting on here for once. 8-)
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    totally unrelated question, but since people seem to be posting about post counts it sort of fits...

    well I just noticed something. You see under the avatars it has something like "full house" "three of a kind" etc (in my case "two pair" )
    well I noticed that Fnord has over 3000 posts but only has four of a kind.
    I know quads are a strong hand and would beat my measely aces up any day of the week, but am just wondering how many posts does it take to get a straight flush?

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    whoa that would take a while to accomplish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelwheel
    but am just wondering how many posts does it take to get a straight flush?
    Xianti won't tell us. He didn't even tell us the requirements for 4OAK until Fnord got it. I'm getting close to quads. But I can only take a guess how much straight flush will take. Or if ryoal flush is seperate from straight flush.\

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    I don't want to think aobut how many posts I'd have if I didn't take
    5 months off over the summer..

    I quit poker cold turkey.. No poker, no FTR..
    whew, I'm glad thats over with and I'm back on the bandwagon.
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    Ok im full house right now, and Hump is also full house that means I have a looooong way to go before I can see that beautiful 4 of a kind on top of my name


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    Quote Originally Posted by elanto
    Ok im full house right now, and Hump is also full house that means I have a looooong way to go before I can see that beautiful 4 of a kind on top of my name


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    Don't even get started on straight flush. FNORD doesn't even have that yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    Or if ryoal flush is seperate from straight flush.
    Yes. They're separate.
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    Just eat a lot of junk food and sit on yout butt playing poker all day with no exercise and you will have boobs soon enough.
    Why did I assume you were speaking from personal experience?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    Or if ryoal flush is seperate from straight flush.
    Yes. They're separate.
    Damm their separate!??!?!.. ok so i guess str8 flush is at 5k and royal flush is at 10k..am i right xianti?
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    Just eat a lot of junk food and sit on yout butt playing poker all day with no exercise and you will have boobs soon enough.
    Why did I assume you were speaking from personal experience?
    Because he was speaking from personal experience?
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    174th... in one and a half years... At this rate, by the time hell freezes over, I might hit the top 150.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    I'm 5th. Can I get some FTR gear?
    Don't worry, Xianti. I've got a few "inside men" who can probably hook you up with some FTR stuff. What can I say, people know me. Stick with me and you'll rise to the top. One day, you might even own this place.
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