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    Default WEEK 9 NFL LOCK OF THE CENTURY

    6 Team Parlay

    Falcons over lions
    Bear over dolphins
    Giants over texans
    Vikings over 49ers
    Broncos over steelers
    Chargers over browns
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    wow, that does seem pretty nice. only 1 i see is maybe the steelers pull there head out of there ass and beat the broncos.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Steelers cant win! We need to draft Calvin Johnson!
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    I never put money on anything that has the words "Lock" and "Parlay" in the same sentence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    I never put money on anything that has the words "Lock" and "Parlay" in the same sentence.
    Right, and when the money lines come out this parlay is going to pay about even money. There are too many big spreads in there for this to be +eV on the line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    I never put money on anything that has the words "Lock" and "Parlay" in the same sentence.

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    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
    thats not the point of a parlay!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
    LOL DUH
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
    LOL DUH
    When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
    LOL DUH
    When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
    LOL DUH (insult aimed 100% at rilla and 0% at you).
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
    thats not the point of a parlay!!
    yeah... I know what a parlay is. My point was that it's far from a lock.
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    Lukie, if you get any action @ 1:1, I want in as an investor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    Lukie, if you get any action @ 1:1, I want in as an investor.
    Maybe we can get gabe really drunk and convince him to do it?

    Errrm wait, scratch that, he'd do it sober........... and win.
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    lay me better than 1:1 and ill take it
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    YOU HAVE TO BE A PIRATE FOR THE CODE OF PARLAY TO APPLY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
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    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
    LOL DUH
    When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
    LOL DUH (insult aimed 100% at rilla and 0% at you).
    In a world of chance, do you really need to nitpick on one's interpretation of a lock?

    The only true locks are death and bigred making gay jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    lay me better than 1:1 and ill take it
    If you know a way to make sure that no one gets Radashacked, I'll bet $100 against it at 4:1 (i.e you give me $100 if one of those teams doesn't win, I give you $400 if they all win). I don't want to risk more than a few hundred though because I'm not a baller like you.
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    i would need more than 4:1 i think
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    No can do, I thought 4:1 was pretty fair, I'm not sure Browns, Texans, or Dolphins even have a 10% chance of winning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    YOU HAVE TO BE A PIRATE FOR THE CODE OF PARLAY TO APPLY
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    No can do, I thought 4:1 was pretty fair, I'm not sure Browns, Texans, or Dolphins even have a 10% chance of winning.
    you are right, they have exactly a 0% chance. after this weekend everyone post how much money you won on this bet.
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    The bucs are always good for a parlay




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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
    LOL DUH
    When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
    LOL DUH (insult aimed 100% at rilla and 0% at you).
    In a world of chance, do you really need to nitpick on one's interpretation of a lock?

    The only true locks are death and bigred making gay jokes.
    yeah, it probably was kinda lame of me. I would do it again.

    BTW, what are the odds being laid on this parlay, out of curiosity?
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    The last time the bears where this good they had one loss. What team beat them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Steelers cant win! We need to draft Calvin Johnson!
    noooo packers are drafting calvin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
    LOL DUH
    When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
    LOL DUH (insult aimed 100% at rilla and 0% at you).
    In a world of chance, do you really need to nitpick on one's interpretation of a lock?

    The only true locks are death and bigred making gay jokes.
    yeah, it probably was kinda lame of me. I would do it again.

    BTW, what are the odds being laid on this parlay, out of curiosity?

    It will be about 5.4 to 1 depending on the website you use
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i would need more than 4:1 i think
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    5.4 to 1 is more than I had figured that would pay. That being said, 3 of those 6 games are hardly "locks." The Falcons are by far the most overrated team in the NFL right now IMO. I don't think they'll lose to the Lions but I could easily see it happening. The Vikings are a very mediocre team and the 49ers have played pretty well at home. And I don't think anyone would say the Broncos are a lock to beat the Steelers.

    The other three games are as close as you can get to locks in the NFL, but I don't know how many times we need to see a terrible team beat a good team before people stop saying a team has a 0% chance of winning a game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    5.4 to 1 is more than I had figured that would pay. That being said, 3 of those 6 games are hardly "locks." The Falcons are by far the most overrated team in the NFL right now IMO. I don't think they'll lose to the Lions but I could easily see it happening. The Vikings are a very mediocre team and the 49ers have played pretty well at home. And I don't think anyone would say the Broncos are a lock to beat the Steelers.

    The other three games are as close as you can get to locks in the NFL, but I don't know how many times we need to see a terrible team beat a good team before people stop saying a team has a 0% chance of winning a game.

    I will eat a dog turd if any of these teams lose
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    go bills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    The Falcons are by far the most overrated team in the NFL right now IMO. I don't think they'll lose to the Lions but I could easily see it happening.


    The Dolphins beating the Bears is a result that no one saw coming, but like I said, it just goes to show that you can't make statements like "so and so has a 0% chance of winning."

    Hope you didn't lose too much!
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    el oh el
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    I was thinking of this thread while watching the game... My gf predicted the dolphins winning.
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    would you like ketchup with that?


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    GET TO THE CHOPPA
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    2-4. Wowzers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Swiggidy; you did WHAT?
    I put $5 on the parlay. Dog poo was not included.
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    Parlays are tough. Didn't expect the Bears to lose the way they did, that was insane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluffalufagus
    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    5.4 to 1 is more than I had figured that would pay. That being said, 3 of those 6 games are hardly "locks." The Falcons are by far the most overrated team in the NFL right now IMO. I don't think they'll lose to the Lions but I could easily see it happening. The Vikings are a very mediocre team and the 49ers have played pretty well at home. And I don't think anyone would say the Broncos are a lock to beat the Steelers.

    The other three games are as close as you can get to locks in the NFL, but I don't know how many times we need to see a terrible team beat a good team before people stop saying a team has a 0% chance of winning a game.

    I will eat a dog turd if any of these teams lose
    If you don't post a video of u eating a dog turd I think Xianti should ban you.
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    I will eat a dog turd, don't worry about it
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