Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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I was just sitting here in class and all of a sudden a dream I had last nite came back to me.

Me and 3 buddies are in a small room with a cement floor, a skateboard and a box ( the skateboard kind that you can grind on ). I'm in flip flops and my friends are messing around on the skateboard. We all haven't skated in a long time so there rusty. I want to bust out so I get on the board in my flip flops. I don't want to shred my foot so this severly limits the tricks I can do. I skate by the box and bust a perfectly clean shove-it. My friends all gasp and I think they think I'm better than I really am. I now attempt a frontside shove-it and flick the board way too hard bouncing it off all 4 walls. We all laugh. I get on the board and skate crouching down ready to explode up into a trick.....and then the tail snaps.