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    Default what did you do today at work? (other than surfing FTR)

    i cannot believe it, but i just spent the entire day reading the forum. i did not do one bit of work..........i mean absolutely nothing. don't get me wrong, i love my job, but this is ridiculous. you guys aren't THAT entertaining.

    this has got to be some sort of record. i think i was surfing here for at least 6 hours straight.......

    can anyone top this?

    it has to be WHILE "WORKING".
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    himself fucker.
    Yah, someone should delete FTR for all our own good.

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    what did i do at work?
    put my antistat boots on.
    loked at my sarnies yum turkey and cucumber
    then helped pack 13000 lynx anti-persperants into christmas boxes for 7 1/2hrs
    cant wait for my degree when i dont have to do this sh&*
    oh yeah, and kept saying 'hey look its jo!'
    <someonelse> jo who? <me> jo'mama!
    how sad i am
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    i surfed ftr for about my 9 hours at work for the past week, besides that ive played some yahoo games, but thats it...nothing to do here at work but surf ftr...so i think i topped you plus some...
    back looking to make some moolah
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    I literally work in between reading or posting to threads. I am the network engineer here so me hunched over my laptop typing away looks like work
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    When are you going to write the ultimate johnny_fish strategy manual? I'm tired of seeing your wins and then cleaning my shorts.
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    i canteven take my mp3 player onto the shopfloor coz i mite blow every1 up. Neva mind a laptop.
    7 hrs without ftr and poker damn
    at least its decent enough paid
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    I gave a couple of golf lessons. Does that count?
    Keep your head down! TY that will be $35.
    Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
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    I have been on holiday, and was travelling back and sleeping today, so HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI'MNOTGAYHAHAHAHAHA!
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    I thought about poker. Cant read FTR at work, yet. I will start my white collar job next week, lets see if I can read and post then, it is an open office though :/
    "Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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    watched the latest ep of Battlestar Galactica
    surfed FTR and PSO
    played 35 mins of NL ring at FTP (and I was up which is good since I usually play SnG's)
    drove 15 minutes to get a donair for lunch
    read the news and sports
    I've also done some work
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    Quote Originally Posted by scgolfer
    I gave a couple of golf lessons. Does that count?
    Keep your head down! TY that will be $35.
    this summer sucks..i havent been golfing once
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    I've migrated my PokerTracker database to my Linux server. And now at work I've been playing with doing some reports and graphs with the data.
    To have a look at my work so far go to http://www.zilch.homedns.org/test/betfair/bfgraphs.html
    Use the name and password ftr. (Note the server will be down from 14th for two weeks).
    My aim is to write myself a web front end to the database to do some graphing of the figures and to produce a report similar to the SnG spreadsheets that are around.
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    Work is for suckers, you just gotta learn how to have a good time! Oh!
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    I quit my job on Monday, starting new job next week, no FTR access, but I'll have access to every video game on the planet as I take over a Gamestop store.
    This is a true story. I'm not a paid actor. FTR does not guarantee any results. People can and do lose money when playing poker.
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    I got my ass chewed by a uterusless bitch who forgot to take her Premarin. Only guy in an office full of women...

    WTF was I thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Work is for suckers, you just gotta learn how to have a good time! Oh!
    the dude in your pic is playing pocket pool.......and he's winning!
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    Giggity-giggity-gig-a-ty. Alllll-right!

    Today I have surfed FTR, sorted out my Fantasy Football League and been f5-ing the cricket. I have a meeting at 4, that's enough for one day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    Giggity-giggity-gig-a-ty. Alllll-right!

    Today I have surfed FTR, sorted out my Fantasy Football League and been f5-ing the cricket. I have a meeting at 4, that's enough for one day
    Thanks for the reminder, I ought to get my team done sometime soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    f5-ing the cricket
    is that the same as spanking the monkey?
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    Yea I work at at my dad's Allstate Insurance office and he's on vacation right now with his hoochie momma and my soon to be step mom. And he knocked her up. I'm about to turn 17 and I'm gonna have a little sister, that's wierd.

    Yea allstate has a bunch of firewalls and internet restrictions so I can't do anything but post here talking to you losers and play flash games... I can't even play poker cause they say it's gambling... whatever that's supposed to mean...
    It's usually slow in the office until all of my dad's customers collaborate and decide to come pay their payments and demand homeowner's insurance quotes all at the same time. Then I get swamped and end up having to stay late when I didn't have anything to do for 70% of the day. I would ask for a raise too but I'd feel guilty knowing that the majority of the time I'm being paid to sit here doing nothing. I guess it all evens itself out at 8 bucks an hour under the table. Bitches aint getting my money if I can't vote.
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    The better question here is:
    Does anyone surf FTR when NOT at work?

    Xianti must know when traffic here is the highest, but I'm guessing it's weekdays before 5pm.

    EasyT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyT
    The better question here is:
    Does anyone surf FTR when NOT at work?

    Xianti must know when traffic here is the highest, but I'm guessing it's weekdays before 5pm.

    EasyT.
    I do

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    The better question here is:
    Does anyone surf FTR when NOT at work?

    Xianti must know when traffic here is the highest, but I'm guessing it's weekdays before 5pm.

    EasyT.
    I dont want to think what ytime im online its always 2am here before i go to work, god knows what thime that is over there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyT
    The better question here is:
    Does anyone surf FTR when NOT at work?
    yes. but only if i don't have enough time to start up a couple of SNGs.

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