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  1. 08-20-2005 04:35 PM #1
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    Default What to do while the gf is on hols?

    Well.
    c'mon lighten me up what shall ido?
    poker obviously, cheating (er... no point shes fit enough already and i dont need to trade her in for a new model!)

    SO what else can i do, ill try em all.
    promise :P
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    Die.
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    Default Re: What to do while the gf is on hols?

    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Well.
    c'mon lighten me up what shall ido?
    poker obviously, cheating (er... no point shes fit enough already and i dont need to trade her in for a new model!)

    SO what else can i do, ill try em all.
    promise :P
    You can set pillows up on your living room floor and name them.

    Then you can have a tea party
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    clean the pipes? hello?
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    everything you usually do except the fucking part.

    Your such a fag miffed
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  9. 08-20-2005 05:51 PM #9
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    clean the pipes? hello?

    You can set pillows up on your living room floor and name them.

    Then you can have a tea party
    Bill, julie, angus and gifford.
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    everything you usually do except the fucking part.

    Your such a fag miffed
    Yer mama wont answer the phone!!! :P :P
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    Since it hasn't been said already: jerk off.
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    I thought that was covered in the master debating thingy oh well shows ya what I know
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  12. 08-20-2005 06:10 PM #12
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    I still think my sugestion is the most plausible.
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    yeah that would work too!
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    just to make things clear, whut do u guys understand by cleaning the pipes, i mean, i know naive people, but postingwhore porno avataric online gambling naive bastards ..........jesus
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    Invite a friend to your house, lead them into the basement then beat the shit out of them.

    Then dump the body.
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    find the male 'g-spot', and milk it for all its worth!

    on second thought... how about we all pretend that didnt just come out my mouth, k? k! gg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    find the male 'g-spot', and milk it for all its worth!

    on second thought... how about we all pretend that didnt just come out my mouth, k? k! gg.
    Well before we put this one to rest I just want to make sure somethings clear as I'm sure this worried all of us a little. You did plan on doing this through self-experimentation didnt you? And not... you know...
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    You do realise that shes romping with some stud called Antonio as we speak.

    She may never come back.
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    change heaps of shit around the house, like reverse all the furniture and when she gets back act like nothing has changed.

    If both of you dont smoke.. place things around the house that suggest you have started smoking.

    Name all the pots and pans.. these can be Bill, julie, angus and gifford's alien friends.
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    i win pot
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    have a LOUD wank and leave porn mags around for ease of use whilst you can.

    be uber messy and smelly whilst you can, just for the hell of it.
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    Try and hit the ceiling.

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    Invite a friend to your house, lead them into the basement then beat the shit out of them.

    Then dump the body.
    For all the brits, if you know what i mean by i know a 'token' then this applies here. Hmmmm beat a token, which colour?

    your girlfriend's girlfriends....
    my biatch is the fittiest. She lives 150 miles away (i hate flying i dont have a car) her mates are minging. They are all like 72 off shes 74 sooted see what i did there eh eh...

    find the male 'g-spot', and milk it for all its worth!

    on second thought... how about we all pretend that didnt just come out my mouth, k? k! gg.
    wuhhahahahahahahahahahahah No comment.
    the male bean No i dont fancy rimming myself etc
    dismissed

    Well before we put this one to rest I just want to make sure somethings clear as I'm sure this worried all of us a little. You did plan on doing this through self-experimentation didnt you? And not... you know...
    I prefer to bash gays.

    You do realise that shes romping with some stud called Antonio as we speak.

    She may never come back.
    Meh. SHes gone to spain too (cheap ass biatch!) Meh. They dont call me kylie for nowt.
    (kylie is big down under if you dont get it duhhhhhhhh)

    two words: DA BUTT
    wtf?

    By the way sinkroxx? cant spell is that one of the corrs girls or i am just a bit wrong....like er totally wrong....
    hmmm corrs avatar hmmmm.... maybe even better than girls aloud snogging.....
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    Galapogos, WTF is that monstrousity in your avatar.
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    Galapogos, WTF is that monstrousity in your avatar.
    You know I'm not totally sure but I have a theory... I will tell you this theory. I believe Joe Pesci once attempted a career as a professional body builder before his acting took off. Joe had some wicked-huge traps (shoulder muscles suffocating him).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    By the way sinkroxx? cant spell is that one of the corrs girls or i am just a bit wrong....like er totally wrong....
    hmmm corrs avatar hmmmm.... maybe even better than girls aloud snogging.....
    its Anna Farris from the scary movie films! such a fitty
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