What do you look like?

[TylerK]

Here's me in a master shake costume (stone cold sober, totally):

[kling]

Haha, I don't believe you, man.

That's the smile that the dude on the front of the Vladimir bottle would have if he was smiling. You look about 8 shots deep. Must have been one hell of a halloween night.

[elipsesjeff]

I want that costume!!! Give it to me. I COMMAND IT!

[TylerK]

I want that costume!!! Give it to me. I COMMAND IT!

Jeff, check out this article: http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/op_ed/172

[Corey]

Id post my mug shot but gotta wait till I get home

(its on a couple of porn sites)

<---- damn things always give me away!

[elanto]

Im also a pornstar..not a gril though

[steviebrutal]

[a500lbgorilla]

That's fun.

-'rilla

[TylerK]

That's fun.

-'rilla

Post pix or get the hell out of my thread

[a500lbgorilla]

Alright! Let's see if those websites from last night are still in my history.

Give me some time, it takes forever to wade through all this pr0n.

-'rilla

"So you're telling me that all the computer uses are a bunch of 1's and 0's?"
"Basically."
"Well, I dunno how that puts boobies on my computer screen but God bless you, man!"

[Corey]

Im also a pornstar..not a gril though

I never said I was either well the girl part

[FyrFytr998]

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/fyrfyt...&.dnm=695a.jpg


That's me.

[kling]

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/fyrfytr998/detail?.dir=/2d29&.dnm=695a.jpg


That's me.

When your daughter is like 16/17, I bet you will scare the hell out of the guys that try to date her.

P.s. - Cool tattoo of the firefighter.

[steviebrutal]

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/fyrfytr998/detail?.dir=/2d29&.dnm=695a.jpg


That's me.

how much other ink do you have done? im workin on my sleeves right now.

[elipsesjeff]

I want that costume!!! Give it to me. I COMMAND IT!

Jeff, check out this article: http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/op_ed/172

That is awesome tyler, you are my Aqua Teen god.

I could never have thought up something like that, totally awesome.

[FyrFytr998]

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/fyrfytr998/detail?.dir=/2d29&.dnm=695a.jpg


That's me.

how much other ink do you have done? im workin on my sleeves right now.

9 tattoos in all. 3 on each arm, 1 on my chest, 1 on my hip, and 1 on my calf. Not totally tatted out, but enough to make people think twice.

And I absolutely plan to scare the bejeezus out of whoever comes to date my daughter.

I said one other time that I plan to sharpening my pick head axe in front of them and asking them if they're circumsised.

[BoondockSaint]

im workin on my sleeves right now.

got some pictures?

[Xianti]

http://www.tracibingham.org

[FyrFytr998]

http://www.tracibingham.org

You are one lucky man. I wouldn't have been able to hold back from grabbing her bodacious tata's. Yes, I am a dirty old man.

[Xianti]

There's more (for Premium Members only)...

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=452

[a500lbgorilla]

Oh, you're bad. Taunting them with soft core pr0n.

-'rilla

Lol at all your pictures.

[elanto]

>Wow Xianti nice pic and very nice company

i will post a link to a foto of me soon...

Im really intersted in seeing rillas picture


-anto

Hi.

[BoondockSaint]

dwarf how old are you

dwarf how old are you

[Xianti]

15, although yes I know, I look about 9.

Oh.. wow. I always assumed you were much older. You know.. because your name is dwarfMAN.


Well, hello there, dwarfy!

[elanto]

Yeah dwarf ur too young to gamble!! Grow up man and then come back!!


-anto

Yeah dwarf ur too young to gamble!! Grow up man and then come back!!


-anto

Why don't we both grow up together?

[RD Olivaw]

<<<<<<<<<<<<< me, in Jamaica during my honeymoon.



Dwarf, I can't believe that's you

[|~|ypermegachi]

don't let any of the poker rooms see this thread and you'll be fine

[DavSimon]

If you look here: http://davsimon.deviantart.com/
You can see what I look like, if you look in the "gallery" section you can see my dogs and other photography If you look in the "scraps" section you can see a picture of my wife - and another of the both of us after our wedding in Vegas 2 years ago.

[steviebrutal]

im workin on my sleeves right now.

got some pictures?

this is the picture of my leg sleeve so far, I have since finished the negative space in front and some of the work on my calf... this is the only picture I have right now, ill get more soon.

[BoondockSaint]

Damn man thats awesome as hell. I was afraid u might post some gay crap(not that you are getting these for me) but that is a seriously sweet tattoo.

[Corey]

2 years ago at Mexico spring break drunk. I No longer have glasses and lost some weight.

{This post has been removed}

[HeavyP]

Someone took my pic and added that text, oh well.

[TylerK]

Wow, NONE of you look like what I expected, but ESPECIALLY

Dude I thought you were like 30, not 13!!

[PokerMaster]

lol

[xbones]

Well guess which one is me

[steviebrutal]

Well guess which one is me

Masai?

[xbones]

Yes it was, but no I'm not.

It was on the trip I won from work in August.

[Xianti]

Off-topic discussion was split from this thread.


Now, get back to the pictures, you crazy kids!

[a500lbgorilla]

Alright, I finally got to scan and upload one of my pictures.

Sorry, but this was back about 10 years ago. I was pretty young.



I've put on like 5 or 6 pounds since then. But it's basically accurate.

-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

Alright, alright.. here's actually a picture of me...




-'rilla

[elanto]

Alright, alright.. here's actually a picture of me...




-'rilla

Nice pic rilla you actualy look like a little chimp in that pic

lol jk man


-anto

[a500lbgorilla]

Nice try, I know I'm the cutest thing on two legs.

I haven't grown out of that stupid look on my face, though.

-'rilla

[TylerK]

*bump* More!

[Xianti]

I'm expecting to see 'rilla in his new FTR hoody!

[a500lbgorilla]

If I can get my new fangled digital camera-dinger to work.

-'rilla

[gabe]

ooh this thread is cool, i need to find a pic somewhere,

ps. dwarf your links are broken!

[Xianti]

ps. dwarf your links are broken!

Just look at 'rilla's baby picture. Dwarf looks a lot like that.

[a500lbgorilla]

Who you callin a baby!

I'm just youthful for my age.

-'rilla

ps. dwarf your links are broken!

That was intentional.

[Waggho]

A picture of me is now in my avatar.

[Corey]

I think Xianti stole rilla's avatar...

[Cocco_Bill]

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[Phew72]

Apparently, I look a bit like Vinnie Jones ("Big Chris" in Lock, stock...). This is according to my mum, a London cabbie and several friends.

Check him out here - he is the one doing the squeezing...http://www.vinniejones.co.uk/images/.../vj_pg_big.jpg

[a500lbgorilla]

Sooo.... you like to squeeze men's nuts?

-'rilla

[Phew72]

Doesn't everyone want to hold the nuts every once in a while?

[a500lbgorilla]

You'd be suprised how often I don't. :P

-'rilla

[Spook]

OK, i'll ask.. whats the story behind the nut crush pic ... is that a ref or another player?

OK, i'll ask.. whats the story behind the nut crush pic ... is that a ref or another player?

That would be Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne who is having his nuts crunched in that picture.

The reason - well, Vinnie Jones is just a psycho.

[Phew72]

The bloke on the left is Vinnie Jones, notorious football hard nut (sic) - now a Hollywood celebrity . On the right is Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who, at the time this photo was taken (mid-eighties?), was an up and coming wonder-kid.

I believe Vinnie was trying to intimidate him a little - maybe put him off his game. I not sure if it worked .

[Corey]

Both of them players spook


plus you know soccer players they are psycotic

[Xianti]

So squeezing an opponent's nuts is legal in football?

[a500lbgorilla]

If it is, I've been watching the wrong football.

-'rilla

[Corey]

So squeezing an opponent's nuts is legal in football?

What the ref doesnt see he cant do about it. Unless his AR's sees it.

[Waggho]

Where do you guys come from? Are you all american or what?
I also wonder how old you are. Espacially the gorilla guy. Just curious.

[TylerK]

Where do you guys come from?

<-- Location

Are you all american or what?

See above.

I also wonder how old you are.

25.

Espacially the gorilla guy. Just curious.

He's in his mid-fifties or so.

[a500lbgorilla]

Wexford, PA.

I'm a Merican.

I'm in my mid-fifties or so. Yet, I have the body, heart, mind and sexual appetite of a man a 19/55ths(ish) my age.

Now, I demand to know why I was singled out! I don't single well, I'll have you know.

-'rilla

[steelwheel]

wow rilla is in his fifties!

I always guessed about 18-21

[a500lbgorilla]

Midfifties * (19/mid-fifties) = ?

Maybe next time, I'll just be right straight forward with everything. Nothing clever for my amusement.

Nothing.

-'rilla

[Eric]

Me and Xianti at Mandalay Bay


Me and Tyson at Hollywood Park

[Waggho]

Now, I demand to know why I was singled out! I don't single well, I'll have you know.

Because I had a really hard time figuring out how old you could be. And with your posts everywhere on this forum (don´t take me wrong, your posts are almost always great) it kept bothering me everytime I checked this page out.

Thinking about it, you could actually be dwarfman´s grandfather.

Jokes aside, 50+ is respect! I now know that you have the experience that the rest of us are lacking.

W.