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    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    /qft
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    i see nothing!

    but thats not true. i've declined women before.
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    Only the ones without penises.

    Gabe likes chicks with dix.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i see nothing!

    but thats not true. i've declined women before.
    This forum is rigged.
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    my daily laugh comes from u guys...keep it up
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    Things Gabe Wouldn't Hit

    -my mom
    -quadrepelegics
    -lepers
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    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    Things Gabe Wouldn't Hit

    -my mom
    -quadrepelegics
    -lepers
    Why do you think Gabe wouldn't do your mom? She is on the top of my list.
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    took words right out of my mouth
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    umm.. why wouldnt he hit quadrepelegics? Theyve got no power in thier limbs, they cant put up a struggle, you dont even have to waste a roofie on them. So theyre probably the best so long as you arent into the 'squirmers'
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    umm.. why wouldnt he hit quadrepelegics? Theyve got no power in thier limbs, they cant put up a struggle, you dont even have to waste a roofie on them. So theyre probably the best so long as you arent into the 'squirmers'
    Two words: "colostomy bags"
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    I have no clue what that measn, and Im not sure if I wanna find out.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Colostomy bags are bags that are attached to a hole in a person's belly connected to the large intestine, and it stores sh it. That's sexy as hell, you could play with the bag while you're knocking boots with the lady. Maybe she'll even let you take the bag off so you can stoma-fu ck her.

    ...too far?
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    this thread was intended as a one liner
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    umm.. why wouldnt he hit quadrepelegics? Theyve got no power in thier limbs, they cant put up a struggle, you dont even have to waste a roofie on them. So theyre probably the best so long as you arent into the 'squirmers'
    this is tastless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alibi
    this thread was intended as a one liner
    it's gone far down hill
    derp
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    yea worst thread ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    umm.. why wouldnt he hit quadrepelegics? Theyve got no power in thier limbs, they cant put up a struggle, you dont even have to waste a roofie on them. So theyre probably the best so long as you arent into the 'squirmers'
    this is tastless.
    bwahahahhahaha..... Muxy called someone's comment tasteless. I love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    yea worst thread ever

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    Hope it wasn't me, all I did was clarify what a colostomy bag was.
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    himself fucker.
    They wrote nothing for there is nothing gabe would decline to hit.

    Which paints a picture of a very violant gabe.
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    Ever have sex with a quadrapalegic and a bag of grain at the same time? Well if you ever do, close your eyes and tell me the difference.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Hey now...my mom is a quadrapeligic.

    Wait a minute...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardsman1992
    Hey now...my mom is a quadrapeligic.

    Wait a minute...
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    yea worst thread ever

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    I'm a triopalegic. I have use of one arm, which does a multitude of tasks including poker mouse clicking, tv remote manipulation, and personal lovemaking. I also bake cookies with that arm, and my family ate them.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    depending on what kinda cookies, I cant really say that I would be bothered by gaining this knowledge after consuming said cookies.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    hump
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    Things Gabe Wouldn't Hit

    -my mom
    -quadrepelegics
    -lepers
    Why do you think Gabe wouldn't do your mom? She is on the top of my list.
    she's a quadropaligic leper LDO
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    (LaughOutLoud)

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