Now I know that god must be omnipotent, because his balls taste like they've been everywhere. -Sarah Silverman

If you can't say fuck, you can't say fuck the government. - lenny bruce

well fuck me with a pitchfork - the first thing some guy that i used to play hockey with says as he walks into the dressing room.

factor analysis, rooted in abstract statistical theory and based on the attempt to discover "underlying" structure in large matrices of data, is, to put it bluntly , a bitch - Stephen Jay Gould