These are all genuine quotes from commentators. Not movies.



"They (Rosenborg) have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them."

And also, own goals. So there.


Err.......not quite. They won 66 games. Therefore they HAD to have scored. You can't win otherwise. Therefore it's a given. Geddit now?

And oh yeah, football isn't played on treadmills. Or trains.