Let's see

*opens dream guide book*

Eating huge eyes... yup thats gay. That means you're gay/willing to experiment.

3 headed you say?

Yah, that's a gay orgy.

Was the announcer a male? Did you want him to leap onto you and wrestle you to the ground?

I can only assume that you woke up gagging becuase you're worried what your parents/peers will think of you and your queer fantasies.

-'rilla