what is my play, roommate troubles

[Deanglow]

So this guy moved in spring semester and is just a huge freeloader. I'm 90% sure he has used my soap, towel (eww), various condiments, bread, utensils and dishes. Yesterday morning I put a steak out on the counter to thaw and later in the evening it was gone (WTF!) and he doesn't know anything about it.

For the first month he slept on the couch because his bedroom, according to him, wasn't unlocked yet. We got a utility bill which was 30% more than usual and it didn't have his name on it. He is best friends with my other roommate, and I don't think he is paying rent. I'm going down to the leasing office now to find out. What do I do?

And solid prank ideas welcome imo

[will641]

you could go medieval on his ass.

[Jack Sawyer]

you could go medieval on his ass.

I approve of this message.

[wufwugy]

try hitting him

[DaddyDeez]

y cant u jus telll him to fuck off?
or butter the kitchen floor, jello in the toilet, and sew up his pant legs.

[bikes]

you could go medieval on his ass.

I approve of this message.

Yup.

[Deanglow]

he is much bigger and blacker than me

[kb coolman]

Kick him in the balls. Evidently his are a bigger target than yours are.

[Galapogos]

you could go bigred on his ass.

[BennyLaRue]

Yesterday morning I put a steak out on the counter to thaw

Do it again. Saturate meat with some kind of non-lethal but shitty chemical like ex-lax.

[wufwugy]

get your own big black guy

[bigred]

you could go bigred on his ass.

I thought this thread was about hate, not love.

[kb coolman]

you could go bigred on his ass.

I thought this thread was about hate, not love.

Just because you'd be having a good time doesn't mean he will.

Don't be gentle.

[mrhappy333]

Yesterday morning I put a steak out on the counter to thaw

Do it again. Saturate meat with some kind of non-lethal but shitty chemical like ex-lax.

yes something like this.
ex lax choclates laying around the house.

also
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pranks+to+pull+on+asshole+roommate

[a500lbgorilla]

lol, you know what you need to do. Did you just wanted the support of other internet ppl to back you?

[bode]

if you're going to do something to some food you leave out, use visine (sp?). That shit works just like exlax if ingested, but it is absolutely tasteless.

[Mr Bigcity]

if you're going to do something to some food you leave out, use visine (sp?). That shit works just like exlax if ingested, but it is absolutely tasteless.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

YA REAL SMART

[drmcboy]

Yesterday morning I put a steak out on the counter to thaw and later in the evening it was gone (WTF!)

Start watching the ultimate fighter

[Ragnar4]

Butter the floor. Steak on the counter, with a buttered floor.

[boost]

if you're going to do something to some food you leave out, use visine (sp?). That shit works just like exlax if ingested, but it is absolutely tasteless.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

YA REAL SMART

wow. Thats scary. Ive heard several people really stories about visine spiked drinks and how its a harmless diarrhea inducing prank. Hopefully they just tell the story and dont try to reenact it.

[mrhappy333]

obv,start walking around the place in the nude.

[Miffed22001]

substitute a drink you know his is taking from you with bleach.

He'll die or be in hospital long enough for you to find out if hes a freeloader or not

[Renton]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

[Deanglow]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

[bode]

if you're going to do something to some food you leave out, use visine (sp?). That shit works just like exlax if ingested, but it is absolutely tasteless.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

YA REAL SMART

wow. Thats scary. Ive heard several people really stories about visine spiked drinks and how its a harmless diarrhea inducing prank. Hopefully they just tell the story and dont try to reenact it.

this. i've heard it works from multiple people, so i hope they are just passing along the story and not actually trying it.

[kb coolman]

if you're going to do something to some food you leave out, use visine (sp?). That shit works just like exlax if ingested, but it is absolutely tasteless.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

YA REAL SMART

wow. Thats scary. Ive heard several people really stories about visine spiked drinks and how its a harmless diarrhea inducing prank. Hopefully they just tell the story and dont try to reenact it.

this. i've heard it works from multiple people, so i hope they are just passing along the story and not actually trying it.

Typical urban legend.

[bigred]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

You can't hang out with people you don't live with?

[bigspenda73]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

You can't hang out with people you don't live with?

I don't

I also don't have any roommates

[Ragnar4]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

holy shit. Freeloader mooching on you = social life? You're pretty desperate for human contact.

Buy a cellphone, put all male friends, and hot girls in cellphone.

Drunk dial.

Social life achieved.

[wufwugy]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

holy shit. Freeloader mooching on you = social life? You're pretty desperate for human contact.

Buy a cellphone, put all male friends, and hot girls in cellphone.

Drunk dial.

Social life achieved.

lollllll that is actually a fantastic idea

[bigred]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

holy shit. Freeloader mooching on you = social life? You're pretty desperate for human contact.

Buy a cellphone, put all male friends, and hot girls in cellphone.

Drunk dial.

Social life achieved.

lollllll that is actually a fantastic idea

It's not guaranteed. I ignore a lot of calls.

[Parasurama]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

holy shit. Freeloader mooching on you = social life? You're pretty desperate for human contact.

Buy a cellphone, put all male friends, and hot girls in cellphone.

Drunk dial.

Social life achieved.

lollllll that is actually a fantastic idea

It's not guaranteed. I ignore a lot of calls.

From men?

[flomo]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

this don't make no sense