what is my play, roommate troubles

[wufwugy]

you make five figures a month, how about don't have a roomate?

some of us like to have a social life

holy shit. Freeloader mooching on you = social life? You're pretty desperate for human contact.

Buy a cellphone, put all male friends, and hot girls in cellphone.

Drunk dial.

Social life achieved.

lollllll that is actually a fantastic idea