a fight broke out in the cafeteria sophomore year, all the security guards hauled the two kids out. It was actually a cool fight, this one wrestler kid vs. this tall swoll kid. It happened right at my table and the wrestler kid body slammed the tall one on the table. Anyways, no security is in the cafeteria. Theres a nice calm before the storm, then BAM, food fight. Opening milk cartons, closing them, then whipping htem at the wall. Milk splatters evvvvverywhere.

Beat: friend got caught on 30 frames/min camera with his arm cocked, then the follow through.
Brag: nacho day
variance: this kid I had beef with wasnt at school that day.