What are some crazy things you've done in high school?

[TheFaucet]

hit my teacher in the eye with a soda can tab
cheated every test in chemistry class
jumped out of a second-story window during class
drank vodka in marine bio
smoked pot in the baseball dugout
shit my pants by accident
jerked off my penis between class in the faculty bathroom

[Unibomber14]

... yeah... cool

So, about contributing things to this forum. Are you gonna do that?

Do you even play poker?

[Alexos]

flush teachers keys in the toilet
use fire extinguisher on a guy
steal a bunch of shit from the caf. and from people
cheat in every way possible obv.
empty fish food bottle in the fish tank during bio class

...

[TheFaucet]

... yeah... cool

So, about contributing things to this forum. Are you gonna do that?

Do you even play poker?

HU FOR ROLLS?

[TheFaucet]

empty fish food bottle in the fish tank during bio class

my God you are such a bad-ass

[givememyleg]

i once threw a full can of brisk ice tea through the windshield of a semi driving down the highway ... that was kinda stupid

[givememyleg]

one of my friends ate the teachers plant during english class then tried to tape it back together, that was pretty cool

[Alexos]

empty fish food bottle in the fish tank during bio class

my God you are such a bad-ass

lol, i know eh!

[TheFaucet]

i once threw a full can of brisk ice tea through the windshield of a semi driving down the highway ... that was kinda stupid

that reminds me of those stupid commercials they used to run on television where a snowman would walk into a bar and drink some BRISK iced tea and it would turn him from a snow-skeleton into a snowman and I would be like wow BRISK must be really refreshing if it freezes you when you drink it I think I'm gonna go get myself a bottle does anyone else know what I'm talking about

[gabe]

shot water balloons at thugs playing basketball

[Chopper]

buddy had parent that worked at a sticker manufacturing plant. we got a dozen rolls of "happy cat" stickers...and posted them all over the school, parking lots, principals office, golf course we played at...

pretty much everywhere we went.

then, my buddy put one on his hat at graduation...his dad videoed it from the bleachers.

pretty dumb stuff.

[TheFaucet]

shot water balloons at thugs playing basketball

WERE THEY BLACK?

[a500lbgorilla]

TheFaucet pleases me.

[Unibomber14]

... yeah... cool

So, about contributing things to this forum. Are you gonna do that?

Do you even play poker?

HU FOR ROLLS?

As much as I don't want to be a pussy, I aint good enough to take this challenge yet. If you wanna fight, I'd be happy to whoop dat ass though.

Other than that, well played.

[Unibomber14]

I once frisbeed a cafeteria tray across the room and it hit the football coach/p.e. teacher IN DA FACE!!

[boost]

... yeah... cool

So, about contributing things to this forum. Are you gonna do that?

Do you even play poker?

HU FOR ROLLS?

As much as I don't want to be a pussy, I aint good enough to take this challenge yet. If you wanna fight, I'd be happy to whoop dat ass though.

Other than that, well played.

young hov?

[boost]

I was in the school paper for defacing some property on a school field trip. Well they didnt know it was me, but there was an article about it. They had a big "investigation" which involved some losers saying they thought it was me. I caught wind of this and cleaned out my locker of any sort of sketches, or "art" supplies. Sure enough that same day the dean calls me into his office and gives me this whole "youre in a ton of trouble, do you know how much that panel of glass costs to replace?" "canceled my subscription to glass industry monthly half a year ago, so I cant really say that Im up to date on the market prices" "clever guy huh? well do you think your mom is going to be pleased when she finds out she has to pay $1000 for this glass?" "uh, I dont know, guess she wouldnt be, but can you explain why she would be getting billed for this?" "clever again, well how about we take a walk over to you locker and have a look." "sure." Like I said it was fully cleaned out, everything at right angles with the gymclothes and sweatshirts neatly folded. "thats a really clean locker..." "yah it was getting way too messy, finally got a chance to clean it today." "clever." You could hear the defeat in his voice this time.

[phantom_lord]

i stole the jesus from the crib at christmas one year.

broke into the school at lunch time and spray painted a swastika on my religion teachers door.

stole the key to his door and locked it loads of times, either locking him in or out. he had a spare tho

got my principals phone num and pranked him loads.

stole loads of lab equipment/chemicals, put yogurt in the tank of deionised water.

[mcatdog]

This thread makes me realize I've chosen a hobby that's full of people who really suck at life. At least almost everyone I met in Vegas is cool...

[TheFaucet]

This thread makes me realize I've chosen a hobby that's full of people who really suck at life. At least almost everyone I met in Vegas is cool...

dude who are you to get all high and mighty?
are you telling me you've never shit your pants in school?
because I've shit my pants in grade school, pissed my pants in middle school, and shit my pants again in high school, no joke

[gabe]

shot water balloons at thugs playing basketball

WERE THEY BLACK?

no doubt

[kevster]

I've shit my pants in grade school, pissed my pants in middle school, and shit my pants again in high school, no joke

[Geanosssss]

My whole year hosted a full on school riot in the cafeteria because we didnt get a school trip that year.

[biondino]

This thread makes me realize I've chosen a hobby that's full of people who really suck at life. At least almost everyone I met in Vegas is cool...

QFT OTM POTY

(NB almost all FTR regs are cool, but come on, guys who play poker? They're as bad as golfers and those dudes who re-enact battles)

[XTR1000]

I had sex in the labratory several times.

[Galapogos]

I had sex in the labratory several times.

Can you do that with a fetal pig?

[euphoricism]

Senior year I pretty much ran the place. I took a beginners HTML class for the easy A, after running my own web design business for a year or two. The teacher quickly learned that she sucked at HTML when I kept correcting her code. I mean come on [/b] and <a href=" is pretty hard to fuck up.

Anyway, somehow I became the web designer for the school. Putting up stupid newsletters and shit. Then I became tech support for the school... and really all my tech support was just "guess we're gonna have to reinstall windows!" Finally I ended up as the system administrator... I have no idea how.... they paid a guy for that. But I pretty much had a get-out-of-class free card on me at all times, and access to any key to any door I wanted.

I had already been accepted into the college of my choice, so I was in heaven. I went to school when I wanted, I left when I wanted. If I didnt want to go to class, I had a tech support emergency for the principal. If someone actually had a tech support emergency, I apologized and explained how backlogged the tech support crew was while saying stupid shit like "the shell kernel went down when the bash blew. We got that back up but while booting the .NET framework, XP dumped to the CMOS and we just couldn't figure out why."

And I got a BJ in the school elevator.

[Silly String]

because I've shit my pants in grade school, pissed my pants in middle school, and shit my pants again in high school, no joke

'OMG the trifecta. I heard about you.

[Trikflow77]

pissing in the fruit drink holders in hs, everytime someone went to get a 10 cent drink made me laugh.

[Tiresman]

I was 17 and a senior in high school my friend Mark lived in a 4 story apartment building with lockers in the basement. The lockers were really nothing more than wood and chicken wire. He delivered newspapers at a large apartment building around the corner. The building was about 8 stories and took up a long city block. Back in high school we liked to drink beer but didn't have any way to keep it cold. Mark had the bright idea that we should steal a refrigerator from the storage room of the apartment building where he delivered papers. The storage room was on the 4th floor. Now being 17 this seemed like a reasonable idea. At 17 you don't think things through. We went into the storage room, loaded the refrigerator onto a dolly and went to the elevator to take it out of the building. We pushed the button and after what seemed like an eternity the elevator never came. Mark said we'll take it down the fire escape. I thought ok how bad can it be. This is a turn of the century building with metal fire escapes on the outside. We took it out the window, yes window because that is how you gain access to the fire escape. We then proceeded to make a racket that would have awaken the dead. With each step it was CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, until we finally got it to street level. Then we walked it around the corner to Marks' basement. We put in in the locker, and as soon as it was closed, in walked two police officers who said "What are you boys doing here?" Mark said "I live in that apartment, my moms home just ask her." His mother told them that indeed he did live there, and they left. Now this might have been the end of the story, but it gets better. The next day we decide to cut school in the afternoon, go to Marks locker in the basement and drink our now cold beer. But the previous night was the last day of the month and the police rotate shifts. The police that came the night before took a call from the apartment complex saying a refrigerator had been stolen. They put 2 and 2 together and the noise complaint from the night before. They same officers came back and found us drinking in the locker with the stolen refrigerator. No conviction though. They did make us take the refrigerator back the same way we took it out. It's alot harder going up a fire escape than it is coming down.

[phantom_lord]

And I got a BJ in the school elevator.

from todd brunson?

[euphoricism]

LOL HAHA OH SHIT YOU GOT ME

[Silly String]

pissing in the fruit drink holders in hs, everytime someone went to get a 10 cent drink made me laugh.

Fruit drink holders? Please explain.

[bode]

And I got a BJ in the school elevator.

from todd brunson?

gold.

[Zee Devee]

LOL HAHA OH SHIT YOU GOT ME

2.)He is defensive

[Silly String]

My best friend and I used to hang out at his farm on the weekends. It generally involved some sort of drinking, 4 wheeling, mud bogging, or even labor around the property. Being the entrepreneurs that we are,
we decided to cut down a bunch of timber, split it and sell it for firewood in the fall. We must have split at least 25 cords of wood. Being tired and feeling that we should reward ourselves we decide to have a barn party in this old ass barn next to our wood pile.
So now we have 20-30 teenagers drinking and engaging in general merriment. The bonfire is in full effect including a rope swing from the rafters to Tarzan over the fire, but I digress. After the party we put out the fire and retire to our respective girlfriends. The next day we sober up and go home after a long weekend.
The next weekend rolls around and we all head down to the farm again. Just as we pull up to the gate we see lights flashing everywhere and pretty nice blaze burning in the background. Apparently the dirt we put the fire out with must have had some tinder in it b/c it smoldered for almost a full week before lighting up the rickety old barn like a Christmas tree.
To this day his dad blames "poachers" for burning down that barn. I don't know that he'll ever know. Needless to say the firewood went up in flames and I have lost my entrepreneurial spirit ever since.

[Trikflow77]

pissing in the fruit drink holders in hs, everytime someone went to get a 10 cent drink made me laugh.

Fruit drink holders? Please explain.

the big plastic containers that hold fruit drink, you get a cup with ice and hit hte lever and fill your cup up. They had removable tops lol.

[gabe]

jerk !

[Silly String]

Trik, I guess we never had those new fangled contraptions like cups when I was in school. You so crazy.

[Silly String]

Potato guns provided plenty of entertainment until the hairspray fumes started going to your head. Ever try to aim a potato gun out the back of a moving Blazer while high on hairspray fumes. That sir, is a recipe for disaster.

[chardrian]

I gave my teacher an orange instead of an apple one time.

What are some crazy things you've done in high school?

Ya mum.

[gingerwizard]

TheFaucet is a post God.
Post count 1.
posts in this thread: more than one.
Now that's some trick.

[phantom_lord]

TheFaucet is a post God.
Post count 1.
posts in this thread: more than one.
Now that's some trick.

posts in the commune don't count towards post count!

[thizzSantaCruz]

I did a lot of dumb shit through out high school. I got high before school everyday, smoked during 3rd period which was photo class. It was pretty easy to show up and just leave saying that we were going to take some pictures for an assignment, walk out of the school and across the street to my friends house and light up a blunt. Would also smoke during lunch, so the majority of my senior year in HS I was stoned and did not retain much knowledge at all.

Other stupid shit I did....was a TA for the last class of the day and walked outside to take a phone call. At this time I see some of my boys getting in a confrontation with some kids that jumped one of my friends. I run over and soon enough as soon as I get there a brawl breaks out. I'll skip the deatails of the brawl but after its over everyone splits. A lot of kids run off campus...being the genious I am I return to my class go back and start grading papers. My teacher asks what happened and I say a fight broke out but everyone ran off. I see the yard duties and the campus police walk by the class room door. Funny thing is I didn't get caught but a couple of my friends got picked up by the cops off campus.

[TheFaucet]

I did a lot of dumb shit through out high school. I got high before school everyday, smoked during 3rd period which was photo class. It was pretty easy to show up and just leave saying that we were going to take some pictures for an assignment, walk out of the school and across the street to my friends house and light up a blunt. Would also smoke during lunch, so the majority of my senior year in HS I was stoned and did not retain much knowledge at all.

Other stupid shit I did....was a TA for the last class of the day and walked outside to take a phone call. At this time I see some of my boys getting in a confrontation with some kids that jumped one of my friends. I run over and soon enough as soon as I get there a brawl breaks out. I'll skip the deatails of the brawl but after its over everyone splits. A lot of kids run off campus...being the genious I am I return to my class go back and start grading papers. My teacher asks what happened and I say a fight broke out but everyone ran off. I see the yard duties and the campus police walk by the class room door. Funny thing is I didn't get caught but a couple of my friends got picked up by the cops off campus.

haha now that's what I'm talking about
some smooth criminal shtt
so do a 80% of the people in Santa Cruz blaze trees or something

[boost]

a fight broke out in the cafeteria sophomore year, all the security guards hauled the two kids out. It was actually a cool fight, this one wrestler kid vs. this tall swoll kid. It happened right at my table and the wrestler kid body slammed the tall one on the table. Anyways, no security is in the cafeteria. Theres a nice calm before the storm, then BAM, food fight. Opening milk cartons, closing them, then whipping htem at the wall. Milk splatters evvvvverywhere.

Beat: friend got caught on 30 frames/min camera with his arm cocked, then the follow through.
Brag: nacho day
variance: this kid I had beef with wasnt at school that day.

[Trikflow77]

TheFaucet is a post God.
Post count 1.
posts in this thread: more than one.
Now that's some trick.

posts in the commune don't count towards post count!

gingerwizard rides the short bus, leave him to his own devices. Ty

[LimpinAintEZ]

jerked off my penis between class in the faculty bathroom

isn't it a little redundant to add penis to the jerked off statement? i think we know what you mean....

and for the record, i don't care if you play poker or not - why is everyone jumping on this guy? like we can't have posters who just post for the hell of it? sometimes we at FTR goes way too far with the constant personal attacks....

[a500lbgorilla]

Men's Ensemble choir in highschool on trip to Disney Land. So gay, it was 4 dudes and one was horny as hell (not me cuz I didn't touch girls as a freshman).

So we left the room and broke into a girls room. The doors shut with a length of tape over the door and frame. To open the doors meant breaking the tape and getting caught. Long story short, I basically got to touch the boobies and make out with my first girlfriend before ever really speaking to her. We didn't get caught because the horny as hell one just clogged the toilet to overflow and was "forced" to open to door to get help. Best night ever.

[boost]

Men's Ensemble choir in highschool on trip to Disney Land. So gay, it was 4 dudes and one was horny as hell (not me cuz I didn't touch girls as a freshman).

So we left the room and broke into a girls room. The doors shut with a length of tape over the door and frame. To open the doors meant breaking the tape and getting caught. Long story short, I basically got to touch the boobies and make out with my first girlfriend before ever really speaking to her. We didn't get caught because the horny as hell one just clogged the toilet to overflow and was "forced" to open to door to get help. Best night ever.

boobies? SCORE!

[TheFaucet]

jerked off my penis between class in the faculty bathroom

isn't it a little redundant to add penis to the jerked off statement? i think we know what you mean....

and for the record, i don't care if you play poker or not - why is everyone jumping on this guy? like we can't have posters who just post for the hell of it? sometimes we at FTR goes way too far with the constant personal attacks....

wait so you're telling me you've never jerked off your butthole?

[bigred]

LOL HAHA OH SHIT YOU GOT ME

2.)He is defensive

Be careful man, he like totally ran the place at his highschool. BOC

[Zee Devee]

lol

Glad somebody caught that

[boost]

lol

Glad somebody caught that

I caught it the first time, it was strong, just didnt comment.

[EasyT]

I'll give it a whirl.

We took a camping trip in canada with three friends (all female), and stopped to stay at Niagra Falls. We're all basically broke, so we decide to cook our own food in the hotel room with our cooking gear. Well, I put the thing together wrong (it wasn't mine), such that it was somehow completely upside down. I can't get it lit, all the while, it's squirting liquid fuel out the bottom onto the counter. THEN it lights, once there's a nice pool of fuel laying on the counter. One girl FREAKS, fills a big glass with water from the toilet, and throws it at the counter-fire. Which of course spreads the fuel out into a much bigger fire. More water comes. Bigger flames. I grab a whole roll of papertowels, dunk it in the toilet and start pounding the fire, which is beginning to run up the wall to the cabinets. Luckily I am successfull at outing the fire. Another chick mops up the water, and I take a seat to calm myself. then she puts this monster wad of wet papertowels in the toilet and flushes it. The toilet clogs and overflows all over, but she says nothing and tries to fix it herself, unsucessfully. After there's a full inch of water on the bath floor, she steps out of the bathroom and just says "uh oh". I run in and shut of the toilet at the valve. "Everybody OUT!" I throw all our mess in a garbage bag, hand it to one of the girls, walk back to the office and request a room change. It's been 20 mins since we checked in. "It was like that when we got it." Lady didn't question. We went out for pizza.

[kevster]

We took a camping trip in canada with three retards.

FYP

"It was like that when we got it." Lady didn't question.

++++EV

[TheFaucet]

I retarded

FYFYP

[IowaSkinsFan]

I reterdad

FYFYFYP

[a500lbgorilla]

Hey ISF, that theorem in your sig is pretty damn good.

It's mine now.

Please edit it to reflect this fact.

Thank you.

[Harry]

said "what up niggaaaah" in a locker room full of black kids and got my ass kicked.

[gabe]

said "what up niggaaaah" in a locker room full of black kids and got my ass kicked.

if thats true, elaborate

[Harry]

I thought I was being funny... they did too but you can't let a 14 year old white freshman call you a niggah and not jump him. They were laughing pretty hard while I was getting stomped... all around good times

broke a pinky tho

[dsaxton]

They were taking yearbook pictures for different school clubs one day, and they were excusing people from class over the intercom. My friend and I decided we were in every club and went to all the pictures so we didn't have to go to class. That was pretty funny.

[EasyT]

I reterdad

FYFYFYP

Can't argue.

I re-read the title of this post. It's asking for CRAZY stuff we did in High School. Based on the other posts, I thought we were talking about retardad stuff we did in High School.

Meh. Uncle.

EasyT

[MNMP2]

Junior yrear of HS

Pretended our car broke down so that we could ask a bunch of Moonies to help us that lived on this one street that we had scoped. They invited us in to get out of the cold and so we sat there for a few hours trying to figure out what the hell they did in this place. Very creepy I must say. We were all wasted and had knives on us just in case they tried anything.