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  1. 07-17-2006 01:31 AM #1
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    Default what would you do...

    if you walked into your living room and saw this:

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  2. 07-17-2006 01:33 AM #2
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    torture before brutally murdering
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  3. 07-17-2006 01:38 AM #3
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    id let the paint harden, then i would scrape it off and feed it to my kid for the next year.

    They become retarded and later on in life you can use the line, did you kid eat paint chips... yup those poor fuckers did
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  4. 07-17-2006 01:44 AM #4
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    I'd hate myself for reproducing and making such retarded children
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  5. 07-17-2006 01:51 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    I'd hate myself for reproducing and making such retarded children
    agreed

    and then...?
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  6. 07-17-2006 01:52 AM #6
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    kill obviously


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  7. 07-17-2006 01:57 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    kill obviously
    the little kid in front of the TV has such a cute smile though
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  8. 07-17-2006 02:05 AM #8
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    KILL... FUCK.. THE TV IS COVERED.. UNREAL.. LIL RETARDED BITCHES
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  9. 07-17-2006 02:08 AM #9
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    run and grab my camera, take a picture obv
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  10. 07-17-2006 02:10 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    run and grab my camera, take a picture obv
    Good thinking.. you can use that in court when you plea insanity!
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  11. 07-17-2006 02:11 AM #11
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    Sell the kids on ebay...

    or drive them to a forest and leave them there...
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  12. 07-17-2006 02:14 AM #12
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    I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE
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  13. 07-17-2006 02:15 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE
    ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL
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  14. 07-17-2006 02:18 AM #14
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    Oh damn...would I be pissed...

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  15. 07-17-2006 02:24 AM #15
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    for some reason i'm thinking something along the lines of boom headshot
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  16. 07-17-2006 06:49 AM #16
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    First I'd probably wonder how I have little kids in my house. Then I'd say "meh..." and sholve the little pricks into the blender.
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  17. 07-17-2006 07:56 AM #17
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    Give them great big hugs!
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  18. 07-17-2006 08:40 AM #18
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    i'd clean that shit up
    thats what i'd do
    i have a kid and this sorta thing is part of the job

    and miffed would ask "what would brian boytano do?"
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  19. 07-17-2006 08:50 AM #19
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    all of the above. Then get that big screen I've been waiting for. Who left the paint out?
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  20. 07-17-2006 09:42 AM #20
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    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!

    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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  21. 07-17-2006 09:49 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!

    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
    Worst....post...ever
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  22. 07-17-2006 10:20 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!

    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
    Best....post...ever
    FYP
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  23. 07-17-2006 10:22 AM #23
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    thenonsequitur > bigred

    comments? critisms?
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  24. 07-17-2006 10:23 AM #24
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    You and I both know that was awful.
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  25. 07-17-2006 12:43 PM #25
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    id laugh, and hope i didnt have a shotgun or big stick to hand.
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  26. 07-17-2006 01:58 PM #26
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    In relation to my other thread, I think adoption is our way of folding preflop. You don't play every hand ur dealt in poker, why not do the same with kids?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  27. 07-17-2006 02:21 PM #27
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    gott agree with red here
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  28. 07-17-2006 02:36 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    First I'd probably wonder how I have little kids in my house. Then I'd say "meh..." and sholve the little pricks into the blender.
    What does a baby in a blender look like?
    I don't know I was too busy masturbating.
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  29. 07-17-2006 04:36 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    In relation to my other thread, I think adoption is our way of folding preflop. You don't play every hand ur dealt in poker, why not do the same with kids?
    Yesterday I played some 10nl with my friend and my stats were 95/90 over 50 or so hands so I pretty much did.

    But I gotta agree with you here during a solid tag game... sometime's you just gotta dump it.
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  30. 07-17-2006 04:44 PM #30
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    assuming i had a small tv and some crappy furniture, i would laugh - In my actual house I would laugh until it turned to tears and then full on pissed off - i think all 3 emotions could hit me there pretty good -

    I got no kids but when we were replacing our fence, we had to tie up our dog - we had him on a 50ft rope and he was able to run around the backyard a bit - He must have thought it was punishment and he took a crap from the living room all the way to the kitchen....Little fucker left like 30ft of crap on my nice carpet and I just about killed him....and that was easier than paint to clean.....I would probably beat em pretty damn good actually -
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  31. 07-17-2006 05:11 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    gott agree with red here
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  32. 07-17-2006 05:22 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!

    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
    ahahahahahahaha

    nice
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  34. 07-17-2006 07:08 PM #34
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  36. 07-17-2006 11:15 PM #36
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    oil or latex, oil or latex...
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    oil or latex?
    This is such a hot question
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    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!

    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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  39. 07-17-2006 11:40 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!

    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
    HOLY CRAP

    I think I just died of laughter at that thing. It's like a non-green version of greedo's avatar.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    August avatars should be based around this pic.
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  41. 07-18-2006 12:02 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!

    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

    WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
    Best post ever!!

    I showed my 4 yr old the pic and asked him what I would do if him and his brother did that with the paint.

    he shook his finger at me and said. "big trouble"
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