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  1. 03-15-2006 05:17 PM #1
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    Default What is your best pickup line?

    This just worked for me on MSN tonight, I'm happy.

    Dwarfy: Kangaroos bounce and shit.
    Girl: lol
    Dwarfy: Wanna go out?
    Girl: sure

    What is your best line?
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  2. 03-15-2006 05:20 PM #2
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    Gabe: Youre legal age right?
    Dwarfy: lol
    Gabe: Wanna go out?
    Dwarfy: sure


    jk
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  4. 03-15-2006 05:22 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Gabe: Youre legal age right?
    Dwarfy: lol
    Gabe: Wanna go out?
    Dwarfy: sure


    jk
    You're not joking.
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  5. 03-15-2006 05:24 PM #5
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    yea didnt think typing 'jk' would fool anybody..
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  6. 03-15-2006 05:26 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    yea didnt think typing 'jk' would fool anybody..
    Gotcha.
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  7. 03-15-2006 05:26 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Gabe: Wanna go out?
    Dwarfy: sure
    got you too
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  8. 03-15-2006 05:28 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Gabe: Wanna go out?
    Dwarfy: sure
    got you too
    ZING!! Nh, gabe.
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  9. 03-15-2006 05:37 PM #9
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  10. 03-15-2006 05:47 PM #10
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    Me: Hi
    Her: Hi
    Me: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Her: No
    Me: Enough to break the ice.

    CHA CHING GETS YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TO ROFFIE HER.

    Thats good enough for me.
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  11. 03-15-2006 05:50 PM #11
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    i remember on that mtv show 'next' the guy went out of the bus to meet the girl (was this big black guy) and he got up to the girl then barked in her face really loud twice and said something like 'just to break the ice.' maybe he thought she was ugly and tried to get nexted or something.
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  12. 03-15-2006 06:04 PM #12
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    me: my moms white
    her: oh really?
    me: yah, you got any black in you?
    her: no
    me: you want some?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  13. 03-15-2006 06:27 PM #13
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    hey, wanna fuck?

    I'm about 7 for 11 here.
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  14. 03-15-2006 06:55 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    me: my moms white
    her: oh really?
    me: yah, you got any black in you?
    her: no
    me: you want some?
    i'm sold.
    derp
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  16. 03-15-2006 07:55 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    me: my moms white
    her: oh really?
    me: yah, you got any black in you?
    her: no
    me: you want some?
    are you looking at our white women??
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  18. 03-15-2006 07:58 PM #18
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    i have a boner and its your fault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
    i have a boner and its your fault.
    Guess Ill have to help you then
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  20. 03-15-2006 08:15 PM #20
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  21. 03-15-2006 09:35 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    me: my moms white
    her: oh really?
    me: yah, you got any black in you?
    her: no
    me: you want some?
    are you looking at our white women??
    no'mista mas'sa
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  22. 03-15-2006 09:36 PM #22
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    "Hey are you going to walk out to your car by yourself later?"

    "I'll be over here watching you all night."
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  23. 03-15-2006 09:44 PM #23
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  24. 03-15-2006 09:46 PM #24
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    haha thats so cute.
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  26. 03-15-2006 11:24 PM #26
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    ok.. so this is a true story.

    Me and some freinds are in Jewels (like safeco or vons or whatever big grocerie store chain you have) and we are buying some liqour. The liquor section is right next to the pharmacy which is where the bathroom is. One of my freinds goes to the bathroom so we are waiting right there in the pharmacy section. The condom section is also right there in the pharmacy section, and theres this fat-gross-looking-gap-in-the-teeth-having-woman(some might say beast..). This one guy that we chill with sometimes decides to go up to this monstrosity of a woman who is browsing hte condom section and says, "so gurl, yous tryin ta get freaky tonight?"....
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  27. 03-15-2006 11:30 PM #27
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    So ya one time i was in jewels its kind of like vons and i went up to this super hot chick in the condom section nice ass perfect teeth some would call her ("A 10"). "I said to get so gurl, yous tryin ta get freaky tonight?"
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    and want some pizza and sex?

    whaaaaat? you dont like pizza?

    something like that
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  29. 03-15-2006 11:40 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    and want some pizza and sex?

    whaaaaat? you dont like pizza?

    something like that
    that was weak... but I see where you were going with it.



    Oh and that same guy from Jewels.. Me him and another freind were on the train platform. This is one of the big trainstations and has 2 parallel platforms with tracks inbetween and on the outside. Anyways we are on platform 1 and this really young looking girl is on the other. Not only was she young(maybe 15-16), she was fat. So this cat gets her attention by saying "Ay gurl!" hes succesful and she looks over across the tracks in our direction. Then he continues, "How old you'is?"

    another classic moment thanks to my freind without standards.
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  30. 03-16-2006 12:45 AM #30
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    nice shoes wanna fuck. the best delivery of it was a hypnotized guy at a tom deluca show saying it to the girl next to him in front of thousands of people. it was great.
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    nice shoes wanna fuck. the best delivery of it was a hypnotized guy at a tom deluca show saying it to the girl next to him in front of thousands of people. it was great.
    yay i was there too

    we share so many things!
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  32. 03-20-2006 06:37 PM #32
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    hey there, can you tell me if this smells like chloroform?
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  33. 03-21-2006 12:58 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imallin011
    hey there, can you tell me if this smells like chloroform?
    I like that! Ill try this next week
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  34. 03-21-2006 04:04 AM #34
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    Once you've had black, you never go back!!
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  35. 03-21-2006 06:15 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Panther
    Once you've had black, you never go back!!
    silly silly bp...

    you dont wanna scare the poor lil white girls off. If they realize that theyll be addicted to black guys(read: cock) and wont be able to marry some caucasian yuppie loser to please thier daddy, then they wont put out in the first place.
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