I flew off a cliff in rural Giatemala, lacerated my spleen and broke my pelvis but still dragged myself out of the ravine and back onto the road where I waited for hours for an ambulance to come which then took like 4 hours to get me to the nearest hospital where the CAT scan machine only operated furing the day so I had to wait 10 more hours until I could get the SCAN and be diagnosed with a lacerated spleen which meant I had to get flown to the capital which took a couple more hours and then they redid all the tests before finally operating on me. I also gimped my way to the toilet and took a dump in the numerous hours I spent waiting around with a spleen dumping blood into my abdominal cavity cuz I didn't want to use that bedpan thingy.

cliffnotes - I waited almost 48 hours with a severely lacerated spleen and took a dump before I was finally operated on.