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  1. 02-23-2006 05:43 AM #1
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    Default when your post count is bigger than your bankroll

    sup miffed?
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  2. 02-23-2006 07:02 AM #2
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  3. 02-23-2006 07:05 AM #3
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  5. 02-23-2006 09:39 AM #5
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  6. 02-23-2006 01:42 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  7. 02-23-2006 01:53 PM #7
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  8. 02-23-2006 02:50 PM #8
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    by like 1000 bucks.

    Then you know you suck.

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  9. 02-23-2006 03:26 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
    Life doesn't count.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  10. 02-23-2006 05:40 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
    Life doesn't count.
    Welcome to two weeks ago?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  11. 02-23-2006 05:43 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    by like 1000 bucks.

    Then you know you suck.

    Self ownage
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  12. 02-23-2006 05:45 PM #12
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    by like 1000 bucks.

    Then you know you suck.

    Self ownage
    you ruined the whole setting for my post. Now there is some gay picture of someone who said "self ownage" who didnt even own "themseleves". A third party should not even be in this picture of my self ownage.
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  13. 02-23-2006 05:46 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    you ruined the whole setting for my post. Now there is some gay picture of someone who said "self ownage" who didnt even own "themseleves". A third party should not even be in this picture of my self ownage.
    That time of the month again?
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  14. 02-23-2006 06:27 PM #14
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  15. 02-23-2006 07:43 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    by like 1000 bucks.

    Then you know you suck.

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    awesome.
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  16. 02-23-2006 08:07 PM #16
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    This thread is awesome
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  17. 02-23-2006 09:57 PM #17
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    My bankroll is bigger then my posts.
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  18. 02-23-2006 11:37 PM #18
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    [00:35] * Miff_whore ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: FUCK OFF I LOVE 10NL)


    Best quit line ever.
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  21. 02-24-2006 06:46 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  22. 02-24-2006 08:19 AM #22
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    my br is bigger than my post count
    if you add my pending bonuses

    did u like that quit line midas
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  23. 02-24-2006 10:02 AM #23
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    this was an issue after cashing out a fair chunk of my money, but not anymore. In light of this thread i've decided to value each post at 1c rather than $1, which means my $680 bankroll is owning my ~$4 postroll.

    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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  24. 02-24-2006 02:13 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No, no you're not.
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  25. 02-24-2006 02:41 PM #25
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  26. 02-24-2006 06:21 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
    At present my pending bonuses alone exceed my post count...by more than double.

    Whore on, minions. :P

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  27. 02-24-2006 09:04 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    my br is bigger than my post count
    if you add my pending bonuses

    did u like that quit line midas
    When you put your bankroll all in, does the table say, is it in yet?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  28. 02-24-2006 11:45 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, no you're not.
    there could be more to my statement you know.. like.. I AM THE DESTROYER OF... therefore your assumption that i am not the destroyer was quite poor. The fact that it is in a totally different paragraph means that it may or may not have anything to do with poker.

    beware, i'm an arrogant australian, and what ever you say i'm gonna come up with some crazy arguement for why you're wrong.

    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
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    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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  29. 02-25-2006 02:27 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, no you're not.
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
    No, you're not.
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  30. 02-25-2006 03:45 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, no you're not.
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
    No, you're not.
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    villain goes AI
    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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  31. 02-25-2006 04:04 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, no you're not.
    I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
    No, you're not.
    No.
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  32. 02-25-2006 05:34 AM #32
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    so you quoted yourself saying that i am not the destroyer, and added "No" to that.. which i can only take as a deliberate fix-up on your previous statement that i'm not the destroyer.. so now that you've admitted that i am the destroyer we can finish this stupid arguement..

    or do i have to make a poll?

    on second thoughts i'd probably lose on that. damn.
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    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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  33. 02-25-2006 05:49 AM #33
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    The point isnt wether or not ur the destroyer
    the point is that u spelled it wrong

    TheDestroyHer
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  34. 02-25-2006 06:09 AM #34
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    I'd like to see a poll
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