I'm pretty sure this isn't one of my friends and it is in fact one of the regular posters on FTR. Please write in your guesses though I will have a poll.
I think it's gabe.
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                                                02-28-2007 12:03 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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                                                02-28-2007 12:13 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		Mods and admins don't make gag accounts, so you can eliminate any of those.  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 12:26 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		I voted triptanes, but Massimo would be the funniest.  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 12:35 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		I'm abstaining, it really bugs him so I don't want to help narrow it down.  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 12:36 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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                                                02-28-2007 12:37 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		Kaiser Soze  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 12:38 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		So Captain Obvious has eluded you for months to no avail???  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 12:40 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		I've heard rumors about Captain Obvious for a long time, but have seen no solid evidence. Educated guesses are not enough. I need something beyond reasonable doubt.  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 01:00 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		I hope Captain Obvious is never discovered.  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 01:01 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		captain obvious is doggz  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 01:02 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		i dont understand how captain obvious has no posts when he's obviously posted.  | |
		
		
		 
		
		
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                                                02-28-2007 01:05 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		commune doesn't count towards post totals?  | |
		
		
		 
		
		
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                                                02-28-2007 01:06 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		Man, what a dumb poll. I'm not even on it.  | |
		
		
		 
		
		
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                                                02-28-2007 01:20 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		k if a mod will add bigred that'll be cool (I'm surprised I didn't think of you).  | |
		
		
		 
		
		
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                                                02-28-2007 01:39 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		No. Don't add me. I'm not him, muahahahah.  | |
		
		
		 
		
		
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                                                02-28-2007 01:54 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		It's njot trip, X man would havbe bam\nned him immediately, It's not your brother because he insulted himself then in the other thread, It's def. not an admin, so change the poll.  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 01:56 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		i dont think we're going to actually find out so i think the poll should stay the same.  | |
		
		
		 
		
		
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                                                02-28-2007 02:19 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		I think it's your third account. Massimo isn't your twin, it's also you. You have a slight personality disorder which swings you from TAG to LAG in both poker and life there by emanating a different tone in the posts and confusing your opponents. Your mind has now subconsciously created a third persona who is trying to make you realize you're crazy.  | |
		
		
		 
		
		
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		I added a few options. I'd like to change my vote to "someone who makes me laugh" but I can't figure out how to do that.  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 04:33 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		Xianti would instaban me.  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 04:36 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		Why I am Stupid:  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 04:48 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		Yes, true, I am not a thinking person  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 04:50 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		you had that sig with a girl getting a dildo shoved in her ass  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 04:52 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		true, thanks gabe  | |
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		rofl i remember that  | |
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		can't find that gif again, bothers me, I offered some people $5 to find it  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 08:40 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		haha xianti pwning  | |
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                                                02-28-2007 08:43 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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                                                02-28-2007 08:45 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		"Snorlax will eat just about anything, even moldy and rotten food."  | |
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                                                03-01-2007 01:27 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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		I like how this progressed from a who is it thread to a own triptanes to a own xman to a lol courtie thread. I cant even read my on sentence!  | |
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