Whoring tips!

[lolzzz_321]

B00|\|'s lucky im going on spring break or else I might say something.

But I <3 you B00n!

[BoondockSaint]

lol much luv

[ensign_lee]

Sorry, boondock, but I had to go with my fellow Texan.

I know, I know, it's showing my location as Madison, WI, but that's only where I go to school. Born and bred in Houston. GO TEXANS, by the way (My football team :P)

At any rate, triptanes has excellent customer service, and will uphold his word. He kep tme updated every point of the way and when the cards didn't fall as well as normal, he offered to take a pay cut, which I think is extremely honorable. I'd recommend him to anyone.

[BoondockSaint]

so how did he end up doin

[BoondockSaint]

At any rate, triptanes has excellent customer service, and will uphold his word.

Thats to be expected. If I thought he would provide anything less I would have deleted any mention of him doing it. I guess I cant bitch too much because he is the one that mentioned me in the 1st place even though I showed it to him. But anyway - he is on spring break now so everyone come back to me lol.

[ensign_lee]

Hey. I was just thinking. Since casino on net probably doesn't track all that well, could we sign up twice, with different addresses? The first being our college (dorm) address and the other being our home address?

Casino on net wouldn't know the difference, right?

[Miggo]

Does CON have monthly bonuses as well? Or PlanetLuck and Starluck? I thought I saw somewhere that they did. If they do we can pass Boon some of that business. I did a CON the initial one a couple months ago, but if there's monthly ones, that you are taking orders for ... Not sure how that works.

[gabe]

how long does it take for CON to put the money in neteller? its been over 2 days for me...thanks

[BoondockSaint]

Takes 5 days.

ensign_lee - I dont think so unless u have 2 neteller accounts - I wouldnt try it either cause they might take back all your bonus stuff or something for violating terms. If you have 2 neteller accounts then yeah im sure it would be fine.

[ensign_lee]

I take it that they catch it when you use teh same neteller account, then, eh?

What about if I unregister the old casino-on-net account? Would that unregister teh neteller account associated with it as well?

[BoondockSaint]

I take it that they catch it when you use teh same neteller account, then, eh?

What about if I unregister the old casino-on-net account? Would that unregister teh neteller account associated with it as well?

Now that might actually work since if you officially closed the account and reopened it I dont see you violating anything. Let me know if it works that would be phat. By the way how much did triptanes make you.

[ensign_lee]

oh yeah; sorry about forgetting about that question.

The bonus cleared finally was $157. He said he felt bad about the bad run of luck and said to just send him $57. He's a good guy.

by the by, what college do you go to? and where in the heck does triptanes go to school that spring break starts now?

I've still got a week to go until mine starts at the UW.

[BoondockSaint]

I go to IU and actually had mine the 1st week in March. I don't know that triptanes ever told me the name of his school but it isnt a big college. He said it was some 3rd rate school I believe but gets to go there for basically free.

[LeFou]

pokermountain = 100% bonus up to $500

Anyone done this one?

[BoondockSaint]

pokermountain = 100% bonus up to $500

Anyone done this one?

A couple people were talkin about it in another thread and they said they just dont have enough people to make it worth while. They dont share tables with anyone so it could take quite awhile if it ever happens.

[ville18]

Have you guys got your money back from casino-on-net?

Just wondering.. I deposited 195 and got my bonus, and i took my own 195 right away away from there..

Now I worked that bonus $195 up to $700... so will they pay me?

[rob6597]

Have you guys got your money back from casino-on-net?

Just wondering.. I deposited 195 and got my bonus, and i took my own 195 right away away from there..

Now I worked that bonus $195 up to $700... so will they pay me?

Not yet, but it's supposed to be 5-6 days.

[TylerK]

I did this last night. Not only is it easy but online blackjack is fun as hell, LOL. I only cashed out $50 profit in addition to the $200 bonus, though.

[ville18]

Yeah, BJ sure is fun.. and when u get $700 in one hour, how could it not to be?!

[BoondockSaint]

Well I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later. This is bad publicity so I shouldnt even tell you guys but I gotta be honest with my customers -I went bust on my 1st one out of about 15 or so. Totally sucks. Sorry bud. But at least no original funds were lost. Thats about the only +. Variance decided to stick me in the ass this time.

[Legendash]

Join the club boondock, variance blows

[a500lbgorilla]

Alright. I'll hire one of you two to whore these casino sites for me.

But one of you two must prove yourselves worthy.

In any manner you see fit.

Might I suggest a fight to the death?

-'rilla

[BoondockSaint]

Alright. I'll hire one of you two to whore these casino sites for me.

But one of you two must prove yourselves worthy.

In any manner you see fit.

Might I suggest a fight to the death?

-'rilla

Works for me - buy him a plane ticket to indiana and I'll take him out!!!!

So rilla u really want someone to do it or u just said that for us to fight to the death. He is on spring break now anyway and we both use the same method so ME ME ME !!!!!! The chance of me going bust twice in a row has to be very very slim. Triptanes hasnt done it yet so your odds of going bust with him are HUGE!!!!!!!!

[ensign_lee]

Triptanes hasnt done it yet so your odds of going bust with him are HUGE!!!!!!!!

How in the heck do you figure that? :P

Past history is no indicator of future success or failure. You have to know that being a poker player.

[a500lbgorilla]

Alright. I'll hire one of you two to whore these casino sites for me.

But one of you two must prove yourselves worthy.

In any manner you see fit.

Might I suggest a fight to the death?

-'rilla

Works for me - buy him a plane ticket to indiana and I'll take him out!!!!

So rilla u really want someone to do it or u just said that for us to fight to the death. He is on spring break now anyway and we both use the same method so ME ME ME !!!!!! The chance of me going bust twice in a row has to be very very slim. Triptanes hasnt done it yet so your odds of going bust with him are HUGE!!!!!!!!

Your theory can not be argued with here but I have to give him a chance.

-'rilla

[BoondockSaint]

Ha a chance at what. LOL ensign i know !!!!!!!!!!! hahah whatever fellas the fortune teller said my next one will be big.

[ensign_lee]

:P

Ah, whatever. If this whole closing an account, opening a new account thing works, I'll flip a coin to see who whores it for me, or, who knows? Maybe I'll try it. :P

By the by, is casino-on-net's BJ tie's win? and what of soft 17. What does the dealer do there?

[BoondockSaint]

no ties are pushes so u get your bet back but dont win anything and soft 17 is staying on 17 or hitting on 17 - you want it to be stay on the chart if u are using one where u pick the little dropdown things on a menu then click make.

[lolzzz_321]

I go to SFA, you guys are lucky I got on a computer. Spring break this week, tty guys l83rz.

[jmrogers7]

Just got my funds deposited into my Neteller account. Made my withdrawal from CON on 3/9. So it took them 5 days.

[TylerK]

BTW, I also tried the bonuses on reefclub and planetluck. Busted out of both of them. Also, the reefclub software BLOWS. The planetluck software is pretty good.

[BoondockSaint]

Also I just checked reefclubs site today and they changed the clearing requirement to 200x which is insane as hell. They expect you to wager 40,000 now for 200 bucks. And they are the ones that used to only be 5. What a bunch of punks. Thats just ridiculous.

[PokerAceHole]

Just read this post -- deposited $200 at C.O.N
2 hours later I've cashed out with $552

This bonus is SO +EV! Thanks for the info BoonDock.

L8r

[BoondockSaint]

Just read this post -- deposited $200 at C.O.N
2 hours later I've cashed out with $552

This bonus is SO +EV! Thanks for the info BoonDock.

L8r

No prob man. You are in luck I only charge 5% if you clear it yourself. Please send $25 to my poker stars account on the double.

Nice Work.

[ville18]

I'm so gonna do starluck and planetluck when i get my withdrawal from CON.

[ChezJ]

just so y'all know... it took 6 full days for C-O-N to cash out the money that boondock made for me. i only received it this afternoon, after cashing out last tuesday night. slowest cashout ever.

ChezJ

[Bmxicle]

I've decided not to hog it all to myself, Noble poker has up to $300 matching bonus, which isn't too hard to clear, my 50 dollar bonus (they didn't have matching when i signed up) took me less than a week of 1 tabling to clear. You'll also make money because everyone there is fishy. I have literally only seen 1 good player at the 0.25/0.5 tables, and there are only a few other semi-decent players, the rest are just total fish.

Like just now my aces got sucked out by some guy drawing to a gutshot straight draw with a 7 on a j89 board, i just laughed cause this kind of play is the norm on noble poker.

[lolzzz_321]

I'm frickin Triptanes 'rilla, I gotta coalition of the willing behind me, I've got 40 nations ready to roll son. DO you need other reasons?

Well why should you pick me? Because B00ndock has more money than me, but I hate affirmative action and welfare in most circumstances.

'Rilla I will not fail you (PM RILLA TRIP - THANKS) and I'lll change my avatar to a hokie or something.

BTW I got to SFASU: Stephen F. Austin State University, it is a 3rd rate University and I go there basically fo fr33, drop by if you're ever in Nacogdoches, just don't blink you might miss the town.

Ensign_Lee: Go H-town

[grimedizzle]

so let me get this straight, i go to con, i deposit 200$, i then withdraw that 200$, wager 2000 with my 200$ bonus, then walk away with the $$? seems too easy.

Has to be netteller?
no CC?

[BoondockSaint]

Well look at their deposit options it can be anything they accept - im sure they accept more than neteller -

[grimedizzle]

aight cool, oh and boondock, i know you obviously have a working method to do this, but i play bj at the casino ALOT, i mean ALOT, and know most the ins and outs, you think i would be fine, or is there some "secret" you know so i should leave it in your hands, just curious, gunna do it one way or another.

[elipsesjeff]

This thread.....OMG. I'm glad I didnt read it all.

Boondock made me $20, woohoo! he's the man. Too bad I had to fucking wait a week for it.

[BoondockSaint]

Ha what u talkin bout foo - I made you 29. Yeah so far u are the 2nd worst of all time.

[ville18]

aight cool, oh and boondock, i know you obviously have a working method to do this, but i play bj at the casino ALOT, i mean ALOT, and know most the ins and outs, you think i would be fine, or is there some "secret" you know so i should leave it in your hands, just curious, gunna do it one way or another.

There's nothing special. I play BJ at bars when i'm drunk enough. Do it yourself and get more money.

[PokerAceHole]

Just read this post -- deposited $200 at C.O.N
2 hours later I've cashed out with $552

This bonus is SO +EV! Thanks for the info BoonDock.

L8r

No prob man. You are in luck I only charge 5% if you clear it yourself. Please send $25 to my Poker Stars account on the double.

Nice Work.

LOL - You deserve it that's for sure! My wife has already requested $50 for some extra clothing $$ this month, and the rest is going toward the bankroll.... but I'll see what I can do. Maybe she'll take $25

[lolzzz_321]

aight cool, oh and boondock, i know you obviously have a working method to do this, but i play bj at the casino ALOT, i mean ALOT, and know most the ins and outs, you think i would be fine, or is there some "secret" you know so i should leave it in your hands, just curious, gunna do it one way or another.

You'd be ok man. Just pm us if you want to know ne thing.

[miniboss]

Read this thread and i'm really tempted... Could i just ask which charts you are using? (I want to do it myself... ) Peace

[lolzzz_321]

Cannot divulge secret, squirrel will kill me. You could search around for some charts on-line though , best of luck to you.

[miniboss]

Cannot divulge secret, squirrel will kill me. You could search around for some charts on-line though , best of luck to you.

hehe no biggy mate.. found some interesting charts already i'll give it a shot.. they better not screw around with my money though cuz im a poor student in sweden so ill have to use VISA.

[lolzzz_321]

You'll do g00t. Make sure Sweden doesn't tax 60% of what you win.

[BoondockSaint]

Correct - me and trip are business partners of sorts - we dont give away trade secrets - we do not compete on price - we are both 50/50 - we both provide excellent service. Choose one or the other and youll get a good deal. I'm better obviously but trip aint that far behind :P

[Cocco_Bill]

You'll do g00t. Make sure Sweden doesn't tax 60% of what you win.

Uh?

You do know that Sweden does not tax poker and gambling winnings unlike the US, right?

[lolzzz_321]

You'll do g00t. Make sure Sweden doesn't tax 60% of what you win.

Uh?

You do know that Sweden does not tax poker and gambling winnings unlike the US, right?

Oooooops

What about income?

[Cocco_Bill]

yes, the income taxes are ridiculously high, especially for those in the higher income brackets. But at least we have free health care : )

[lolzzz_321]

Because all your taxes go towards it .

Have you guys ever taken a side on a war (besides neutral)?

Jk man, SWEDEN r0xorZ!

[ChezJ]

phone rang tonight, guess who it was... C-O-N begging for another deposit, LOL!! they offered $20 (B.F.D.) plus 20% bonus on a redeposit. no word on the conditions or the $ size of the bonus. they said all i have to do is make a deposit using a different method than NETeller. or i could use NETeller and then call the marketing department and they'd give me the bonus.

i don't think it's worth it. 20% of a deposit plus $20 won't be nearly enough to withstand the variance for several hundred hands of blackjack. seems like a ploy to get my money to stay in their casino this time.

ChezJ

[BoondockSaint]

no man it may be worth it - all bonuses except the original are only 2x wagering requirement so you would only have to play 8 hands at 5 bucks. Still may not be worth it but the 2x is a helluva lot better than 10x

[TylerK]

I found another casino bonus that might be worthwhile, but I really have no idea how to decipher them and see what's good and what's not. But this one looks to be 100% up to $300 with a 7x wagering requirement.
http://www.crystalpalacecasino.com/promotions.asp

[ensign_lee]

hmmm....boondock; what you think of it?

[BoondockSaint]

Well here are my thoughts. I generally think of online casinos(other than the big name ones) as shady places. Unless a few people do it before me and post about their experience I wont try it. I've gotten tons of emails from casinos and they are all over the place on the net and I figure the chance of screwing or being rigged is relatively high since they plop these bitches up over the 3rd world so there is nothing stopping them from a total full force screw job if they want to.

[lolzzz_321]

Looks shady to me...

And they're based in Cyprus which I think is an island in the mediterranean sea. The dealer also hits on a soft 17 which kinda sucks.

[Legendash]

Correct Triptanes

Can you find it???

http://www.sitesatlas.com/Maps/Maps/Europe.htm

And somebody told me americans were rubbish at geography, crazy.

J/K

[lolzzz_321]

I may need some help...

Where's Europe?

[mcclintok]

Hey guys this is a great thread and I have already cashed bonuses at CON, StarLuck and PlanetLuck (the only one where I just broke even after bonus).

Just did the best yet at Will Hill (part of Crypto sister to Interpoker)$80 purchase and $400 cash-out. Wondered about optimum procedure to get the poker bonus at Will Hill (monthly recurring) and the Casino bonus as well. Anyone know more about this site's current poker/casino bonus structure?

Now regarding the subject line, found this at a Blackjack Bonus website...

"Crystal Group: Here's another case where a casino does not want to honor the terms of it's bonus offers. It seems anyone who plays here, receives a bonus, and wins money is labeled a "bonus abuser." The bonus already has a clause that makes it much more difficult to get any type of advantage by requiring a player to make withdrawals only for amounts great than the initial deposit PLUS the bonus money. Even worse, management has refused payment of winnings to multiple players labeling them bonus abusers. They do at least return the initial deposit money. One more problem, they claim they are using affiliated sites to determine if a player is a bonus abuser, ie, other casinos. However, some players have told me this is the first casino they ever played, and they were still labeled a bonus abuser. Finally, after informing the management about these problems and requesting payment for the clicks delivered (I never got paid, either), the owner of the casino responded with this: "I do not appreciate the tone so F---- YOU send your f---ing bonus

beating traffic elsewhere we wanted to discontinue you as an affiliate ages

ago your players are useless and your site is f---ed!" (I put in the dashes for the filter). Does this sound like a safe place to play to you? I don't think so.... avoid at all costs!

Crystal Palace

High Rollers"

Bottom line is this site blacklisted Crystal group and dozens of other on-line casinos. It also listed many as recommended to play at and fully described the quality and conditions of various bonus. Just a word of caution here!!

[lolzzz_321]

Ya guys I'd seriously stay awy from this one. Thanks McClintock.

[TylerK]

Sounds like it. What is the site you got this info from Mcclintok?

[mcclintok]

Wasn't sure I wanted to post the link but I think it is an informative site and there are others like it (search casino bonus whore etc.). Site has a forum and looks like it is fairly up to date and on the level...

http://www.onlineblackjackguide.com/

[BoondockSaint]

Well I found something that may interest you all. Its a very good bet but u have a 50% chance of losing it all.

Its for golden palace I believe but its 200% match on your 100 deposit so you got 300. The trick is you cant withdraw that 200 ever - they deduct 200 from your first withdraw so if you have 199 and withdraw you dont get shit - if you have 201 you only get 1$

Well even with this there is still a huge advantage to this assumming the roulette wheel isnt rigged.

Simply deposit 100 - bet 300 - if you win your up 300 (like 48% chance of winning or something if you bet on odd or even or red or black) - so you are risking 100 to win 300 on basically a 50 50 bet - anyone gonna do it.

[lolzzz_321]

Well I found something that may interest you all. Its a very good bet but u have a 50% chance of losing it all.

Its for Golden Palace I believe but its 200% match on your 100 deposit so you got 300. The trick is you cant withdraw that 200 ever - they deduct 200 from your first withdraw so if you have 199 and withdraw you dont get shit - if you have 201 you only get 1$

Well even with this there is still a huge advantage to this assumming the roulette wheel isnt rigged.

Simply deposit 100 - bet 300 - if you win your up 300 (like 48% chance of winning or something if you bet on odd or even or red or black) - so you are risking 100 to win 300 on basically a 50 50 bet - anyone gonna do it.

YOu have the biggest balls...

[TylerK]

Well I found something that may interest you all. Its a very good bet but u have a 50% chance of losing it all.

Its for Golden Palace I believe but its 200% match on your 100 deposit so you got 300. The trick is you cant withdraw that 200 ever - they deduct 200 from your first withdraw so if you have 199 and withdraw you dont get shit - if you have 201 you only get 1$

Well even with this there is still a huge advantage to this assumming the roulette wheel isnt rigged.

Simply deposit 100 - bet 300 - if you win your up 300 (like 48% chance of winning or something if you bet on odd or even or red or black) - so you are risking 100 to win 300 on basically a 50 50 bet - anyone gonna do it.

From their TOS:
"By claiming this promotion, all forms of Craps, Roulette, Baccarat, or Sicbo cannot be played until you have cashed in after wagering 4X the total amount deposited or your play balance reaches zero."

Or am I missing something on this?

[BoondockSaint]

Son of a bitch that sucks - he didnt say that in the forum. Well I guess it would work with blackjack too the odds of going bust would just increase. The odds of making more would also increase.

[TylerK]

On a related note, I think a lot of casinos have this same policy as far as withdrawing the bonus money...I lost like every hand I played on Starluck and busted down to my original $100, which I tried to withdraw, but it wouldn't let me.

[ville18]

On a related note, I think a lot of casinos have this same policy as far as withdrawing the bonus money...I lost like every hand I played on Starluck and busted down to my original $100, which I tried to withdraw, but it wouldn't let me.

gabe1 said that u can't withdraw before it's been like 8hours from deposit..

[TylerK]

On a related note, I think a lot of casinos have this same policy as far as withdrawing the bonus money...I lost like every hand I played on Starluck and busted down to my original $100, which I tried to withdraw, but it wouldn't let me.

gabe1 said that u can't withdraw before it's been like 8hours from deposit..

Actually the reason it gave was because I hadn't wagered the minimum amount. It told me that I could drop the bonus but it would automatically subtract $100 (the amount I had left) from my account.

[ville18]

yeah but you can deposit, then wait for 8 hours and withdraw your own money and then play with bonus