I'm frickin Triptanes 'rilla, I gotta coalition of the willing behind me, I've got 40 nations ready to roll son. DO you need other reasons?

Well why should you pick me? Because B00ndock has more money than me, but I hate affirmative action and welfare in most circumstances.

'Rilla I will not fail you (PM RILLA TRIP - THANKS) and I'lll change my avatar to a hokie or something.

BTW I got to SFASU: Stephen F. Austin State University, it is a 3rd rate University and I go there basically fo fr33, drop by if you're ever in Nacogdoches, just don't blink you might miss the town.

Ensign_Lee: Go H-town