Casino self-whore starter thumbnail guidelines.

Starter Guidelines
  • Read the T&C'sat each site -- these are the rules of the whoring game -- learn what to avoid.
    Play only the WR -- you may add 10% more hands if you plan to come back to the same casino someday. The math doesn't work anymore after the WR is met.
    Play a game with a low House Advantage of less than 1%* (far less, if possible) -- usually BJ / Pontoon, sometimes certain Video Pokers.
    Play a game with low limits to decrease volatility -- 1% or less of your bonus per bet seems ideal, more than 2% of your bonus+deposit per bet might make for a very volitile game. e.g. Deposit $200, get $100? If you won't die, play $1 per hand. If you choose to play for more than $6 a hand you may be tempting the fates -- the +EV is the same but don't cry if you lose your stack from volatility.
    Get a correct play chart and stick to it -- low HA is measured on perfect statistical play, not on hunches.
    Don't expect your withdrawn money to arrive any time soon -- keep track of where your money is. Some casinos play little games to make you provide documents, or they wait for you to ask for your money twice after reversing your withdrawl.
    Be polite when contacting Customer Support -- a CS whim can affect your bottom line -- and you will have to contact customer support semi-regularly.
    Remember secondary freebees -- referral bonuses, surveys, 3rd party signup gifts, comp/loyalty/club point cashouts
    Follow the rules -- read the T&C's -- casinos are not run by social workers. If you break the rules of the game, they will keep your bonus. If you break more important rules, like one signup per house, they may keep your winnings and/or deposit too. If you find an unclear rule, get a clarification in email, so you have proof. They are giving money away -- we don't have to lie and cheat -- just follow the rules.


*I've been reading elsewhere with interest of some whores trying the 2% HA games that have lower volitility -- Casino War, Pai Gow -- but I haven't tried it yet myself, but there is less EV and more frequent deposit losses.