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    take an enormous dump on the national anthem? Treat the song with respect. The superbowls national anthem was about the worst I've ever heard and for the pro bowl some chick named Jojo decided that bouncing around on every note held longer than 2 beats would make her special.

    Just sing the song as it was written, please.
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    I prefer when they get some old fat opera singer guy to sing it, I think it sounds the best then, not when some pop dumb fuck girl sings it.
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    this thread gets an A.
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    when Roseanne did it, i think that was the worst
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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    i laughed.
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    What I find funny about the US national anthem is the cheer around the end.
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    There is definately a video of the worst national anthem ever sung where a bunch of people with the worst voices in the world sing in front of a crowd. Someone find the link plz.

    Here's another funny one
    http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-917.htm
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    There was that one where the girl forgot the words to it haha. I personally dont have too much respect for much at all. The national anthem isnt an exception, I feel like getting all bent out of shape over it is like being superstitious. Its like getting upset when you step on a crack, cuz youre worried it will break your mothers back. Trust me if the national anthem is sung bad, the founding fathers will not rise from the dead and hunt the listeners down. I promise...
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    The thing bout the girl forgetting the lines was, she just froze from fear, and the assistant coach of the b-ball team helped her sing as did the rest of the crowd. I thought that was a great moment in sports, to show the compassion to help someone out who is living out the most embarrassing moment of their lives on national TV, true class.

    It could have been very easy to just laugh at this poor girl and scar her for life.
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    Default Re: Why does every recording artist...

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    take an enormous dump on the national anthem? Treat the song with respect.
    Dude, it's an old English drinking song...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    take an enormous dump on the national anthem? Treat the song with respect.
    Dude, it's an old English drinking song...
    Who cares about where it came from? What does it mean to me today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    take an enormous dump on the national anthem? Treat the song with respect.
    Dude, it's an old English drinking song...
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