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    Default Why are these always even numbers?

    From: Mr. Paul Lockett
    Allied Irish Bank
    Bank centre,
    Balls Bridge,
    Dublin 4, Ireland.

    EMAIL[email protected]


    Sir;
    PRIVATE AND URGENT.
    I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of
    money
    from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this
    magnitude
    will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that
    all will
    be well at the end of the day. We decided to contact you due to the
    urgency of
    this transaction.

    PROPOSITION;
    We discovered an abandoned sum of US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million
    Dollars) in
    an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along
    with his
    entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations
    has come
    forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. We cannot release the
    fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to
    the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.

    Upon this discovery, we now seek your permission to have you stand as a
    next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked
    out
    by us for the funds (US$20,000,000.00) to be released in your favor as the
    beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest you to note that we have
    secured from the probate an
    order of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries. Please acknowledge
    receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business Endeavour by
    furnishing me with the following;

    1. Beneficiary name and address.


    2. Direct Telephone and fax numbers.

    These requirements will enable us file a letter of claim to the
    appropriate
    departments for necessary approvals in your favors before the transfer
    can be made. We shall be compensating you with 2 Million Dollars on final
    conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for us. Your share
    stays with
    you while the rest shall be for us for investment purposes. If this
    proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust we
    have
    best owed in you, I await your urgent mail.

    Please reply to [email protected]

    Regards,
    Mr. Paul Lockett
  2. #2
    It'll probably speed up the proccess if you send them your SIN/SSN and a copy of your birth certificate as well.
  3. #3
    Reply with an abusive e-mail, you know calling him a 'jiz stain' and all that kinda crap.
  4. #4
    Probably just some channel 4 comic...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=372Ah0Z_L1w
  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seasider
    Probably just some channel 4 comic...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=372Ah0Z_L1w

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