my missus was away the last few days - bliss....beers, red wine, pizza,poker.

I was literally pushing her out the door - "Course I'll miss you, yes I love you too, no I won't stay up all night playing poker, no I won't drink the house dry, yes we'll talk every night, yep miss you too, yes I love you too, blah blah blah...for the love of god will you please just fuck off so I can start my 3 days of degenrate gambling and drinking?"

last bit was said under my breath obviously...