worst decisions of your life

[Keith]

how common is "pub" in US parlance. I.e would an american say bar rather than pub and if so does this narrow it down to a UK poster.

[boost]

how common is "pub" in US parlance. I.e would an american say bar rather than pub and if so does this narrow it down to a UK poster.

he used other british slang too... however bikes is known to have an affinity for brit slang..

[bigred]

I'm guessing one of them has to do with chatting with some stranger on AIM and accepting a direct file transfer..

LOLZ

[bigred]

he used other british slang too... however bikes is known to have an affinity for brit slang..

Pretty much never say pub unless saying the name of the bar like "Mike's Pub"

[BennyLaRue]

how common is "pub" in US parlance. I.e would an american say bar rather than pub and if so does this narrow it down to a UK poster.

You want narrow?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post1974136

[UnbelievableJeff]

Its a Brit. Its not me. Its Muzzard.

[aka_red]

ima douchebaggggg

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[UnbelievableJeff]

gg wp

[jyms]

Can confirm, not muzzard

[kingnat]

[x] Getting married too early.
[x] Having kids too early.

So while those are worst decisions... my kids are fucking awesome. I'd just never advise anyone to have kids in the first 1-2 years of a marriage or get married 1 year after college.

[KoRnholio]

how common is "pub" in US parlance. I.e would an american say bar rather than pub and if so does this narrow it down to a UK poster.

In Canada there's a distinction.

Pub = Mostly people sitting and drinking beer by the pint
Bar = Mostly people standing and drinking hiballs/domestic beer in the bottle

[Galapogos]

Can confirm, not muzzard

Sweet, lets smoke him out this way, we have a mod willing to play ball. Is it Ash?

[aka_red]

aussies say pub too. Daven?

[Galapogos]

Also, most people would just say something like /emo instead of the </emo> way he did at the end. Putting it in those tags is how one indicates the end of a statement in HTML. So it's likely we're looking for a 21 year old English or Aussie web developer. We'll get 'em yet!

[lolzzz_321]

Expect a post in 17 days...

[kiwiMark]

daven wishes he were 21

[rpm]

daven wishes he were australian

FYP

..daven is from NZ, right?

[BennyLaRue]

(it sounds ridiculous but where I live a good looking and intelligent girl is super-rare)

He's from Pittsburgh, ldo.

It's Rilla!

[drmcboy]

He's from Pittsburgh, ldo.

lolirl

[Halv]

The html tag was probably a curveball - a developer would be too lazy to write it out.

[dranger7070]

Ok so, who knows code, but isn't a developer?

Kiwi, BooG!

[kmind]

What level was he thinking on?

[kmind]

Expect a post in 17 days...

I'm going to quote this in an attempt to urge you to make a horrible decision on this day

[a500lbgorilla]

It can't be drmcboy because no woman would ever be sexaully attracted to him.

Cincinnati sucks. Also, OSU means AIDS in Kenya.

And if I knew BennyLaRue's hometown, I'd be attacking him personally right now, too!

[BennyLaRue]

And if I knew BennyLaRue's hometown

Lisbon

[givememyleg]

something that could have been a huge regret for me... when i was a freshman in high school, my friend's mom put me and 2 guys up in a hotel room for the night right next to a major highway. twas a cold winter night and ldfo we start throwing snowballs at cars out of our window, good times. well we start bumping our chests and see who has the bigger balls and within hours are throwing full cans of soda at said cars. we made a semi and 2 motorhomes our bitch when we see a guy come around the building outside, running full speed at us. we slam window on face (we were on 1st floor) and a few minutes later the police are knocking on the door. ofc we pretend that we had been sleeping and wonder what was up, which is cut short when said cops take video camera and question us separately.

apparently when we hit the semi, we smashed the windsheild and the glass shards went all up in the drivers face. luckily he didn't die and was still able to chase us into our hotel room. after being taken to the police station, parents called, etc. i had to wait a day or two to find out my punishment. i guess we hit like the nicest truck driver in universe, he wasn't pressing charges and just wanted a new windshield. so $100 and homefree. he could have sued us for the act, windshield, medical bills, and other random shit.

the cops also required a letter of apology, which i regrettably never wrote.

[spoonitnow]

something that could have been a huge regret for me... when i was a freshman in high school, my friend's mom put me and 2 guys up in a hotel room for the night right next to a major highway. twas a cold winter night and ldfo we start throwing snowballs at cars out of our window, good times. well we start bumping our chests and see who has the bigger balls and within hours are throwing full cans of soda at said cars. we made a semi and 2 motorhomes our bitch when we see a guy come around the building outside, running full speed at us. we slam window on face (we were on 1st floor) and a few minutes later the police are knocking on the door. ofc we pretend that we had been sleeping and wonder what was up, which is cut short when said cops take video camera and question us separately.

apparently when we hit the semi, we smashed the windsheild and the glass shards went all up in the drivers face. luckily he didn't die and was still able to chase us into our hotel room. after being taken to the police station, parents called, etc. i had to wait a day or two to find out my punishment. i guess we hit like the nicest truck driver in universe, he wasn't pressing charges and just wanted a new windshield. so $100 and homefree. he could have sued us for the act, windshield, medical bills, and other random shit.

the cops also required a letter of apology, which i regrettably never wrote.

Pro Tip: The letter of apology is tricking you into producing a written confession.

[givememyleg]

good tip, but just feel bad for never telling the guy sowwy.

[kmind]

Expect a post in 17 days...

go on!

aka congrats on getting married if that's what it is