And worst decision of my life - taking my ex girlfriend to Uni with me, even though she wasn't going to uni, and living with the psycho bitch for a few miserable fucking years whilst my friends had a fuckin ball.

And all because it seemed easier to take her with than break up with her at the time I told her I was going to uni, cos surely she won't actually go through with it and come with, and if she does, surely she just won't enjoy it and will just leave, and if she stays for a year, surely she'll want to do something with her life and not just hang around waiting for me, and if she does hang around surely I won't get a joint lease on a flat with just the two of us for my final year and the bitch then, fucking then, after all that fucking time, then, when only I've signed the lease cos it's student digs and she aint a student, then,..... then the bitch fucking leaves!