Question: Who is Bill Fillmaff?

Bill Fillmaff: (laughs) Yeah, like you don't already know who I am. Bill Fillmaff is in no uncertain terms, indisputably the best all-around poker player who will ever play on Earth. I'm a Worldwide Poker Champion.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *dies of laughter*

This is the funniest website I've seen in a while :P

EDIT: I've found an even funnier quote:

I don't play in the World Series of Poker because I was cheated there in 1997 and I'm really glad that "Tilt" [the ESPN poker drama] is showing how rigged the WSOP really is.
ROFLCOPTER!!!