Would hit?

[wufwugy]

[Stacks]

Yes... But only for the story.

[lolzzz_321]

mary...?

[Micro2Macro]

oh come on stax, this would clearly be fun.

[JKDS]

aw she has a teddy bear

[bikes]

mary...?

sigh

[Chelle]

she needs to get a bra that fits. that bra is doing nothing for support!!!!111

[a500lbgorilla]

Id smack it right in the face. It's odd that I don't see an oven or refrigerator anywhere in the background.

[mrhappy333]

Whos the 2 Gay people that said no?

[Halv]

wtf ghey? this could clearly go either way depending on wether or not you like chubsters (after factoring in drunkness and downtime, ldo).

halv would hit obv

[will641]

no way.

[XTR1000]

I dont think I could get drunk enough for her.

[KoRnholio]

If slapping titties counts as hitting, then yes.

[givememyleg]

chelle, keep spoon away

[BankItDrew]

Standards are wide, along with my women.

[Chopper]

motobote and leeeeve

[mrhappy333]

You guys that say no will change your mind as you get older. I'm only 37 and my standards have almost disapeared. I think thats a good thing, only because my chances of sex have shot through the roof.

[Warpe]

You guys that say no will change your mind as you get older.

um, no.

[BankItDrew]

i think mrhappy's standards are dependent upon the frequency of his dick getting wet.

[boost]

I snap voted yes, but now Im kinda regretting it..

not really sure what it is about her and its not the chubbiness, but she just isnt doing anything for me. I think what it is is that big girls need really cute faces, she does not have this.

[Stacks]

This is like bbickes dream girl.

[mrhappy333]

You guys that say no will change your mind as you get older.

um, no.

crazy Canadians

[wesrman]

Puke.

[jyms]

She has ballooned pretty much past her cuteness. For me it woruld really depend on the rest. If sh has a bunch of shit hanging over her underwear band I run the other way. If she is ill chubby but not fat I'd hit it. She is pretty much heading for biggest loser in 3 years.

[boost]

I think its the porky nose.

[UG]

no

but maybe if I knew her or something, or was in college again. either I'd do it to just do it, or I would do it so my friends would hi-five me when i was done

[boost]

ya Im definitely changing my vote to would not do.

[UG]

now no

durring collgeg yup

bye



EDIT: drunk yes

[Ragnar4]

The only, and I mean ONLY way I would hit this shit, is at 2 am after being at a titty bar all night, drunk out of my mind with a NEED to knock one off. Then I'd throw her clothes out the window and tell her to follow them, out the door or the window, it's her choice, and she has 3 seconds... 2... 1...

[BennyLaRue]

Depends how much I like the leftovers in ma fridge, cuz you know bitch be eatin that shit 5 seconds after.

[bode]

poll needs a "would hit with stick" option

[GatorJH]

You guys that say no will change your mind as you get older.

um, no.

crazy Canadians

Not true. I agree with Warpe on this.

[bigred]

I voted no because I would not hit it.

[boost]

I voted no because I would not hit it.

gabe?

[flomo]

it is an asian pug(dog) with big tits

i would hit it once




second hit would be an uppperdcunt

[wufwugy]

[OP]

I voted no because I would not hit it.

and I've beat down some rough girls in my day too

there's just something about huge, saggy, floppy titties that doesnt really do anything for me

ABSOLUTELY nothing more UNattractive that when a girls boobs can almost touch the mattress when she's laying on her back

[wufwugy]

I still don't know if I would hit that yet.

I guess the answer is probably. I'd just get wasted and try it out. Could be fun

[flomo]

I still don't know if I would hit that yet.

I guess the answer is probably. I'd just get wasted and try it out. Could be fun

[wufwugy]

I've turned down way better, so yeah I am homo

[boost]

I still don't know if I would hit that yet.

I guess the answer is probably. I'd just get wasted and try it out. Could be fun

ha, youre awesome man.

[XTR1000]

Wait, did she made you start the "women are evil"-thread?

[wufwugy]

ur mom made me start that thread

[WillburForce]

fat girls are like scooters. ok to ride but you don't wanna show your mates.

And I think this girl looks about 14, though its hard to tell through the fat and the fact i'm mainly looking at her tits.

if she was defo over the age limit in wherever she lives, signed a statement saying she'd never tell anyone, then yes I'd hit it.

[XTR1000]

ur mom made me start that thread

too bad, you´d have been a smart step dad for once

[a500lbgorilla]

ur mom made me start that thread

too bad, you´d have been a smart step dad for once

you callin me dumb?

[Luco]

You guys never watched the muppets?

[Galapogos]

[Luke999]

Would not hit.
Face isn't good looking, over large breasts aren't really that great (prefer an epic ass) not to mention they are flabby.

[boost]

second pic... lol the angles.. Obv shes not suddenly HOT but the new angle makes her look quite a bit better. Also her tits look better here. Something Ive actually realized is that tits very often look way better while a bra/shirt is still on them. Im actually pretty sure that Ive only been with two girls who actually had awesome tits once the bra came off. Some were bad and some werent horrible but were just better left in the bra. However all of them looked great while still supported/covered.

am I just picky or is this standard?

[wufwugy]

standard. lotsa tits are better in braw

[Lukie]

[BooG690]

Why isn't this kind of thread a series? Where's round two of the "Would hit?" saga?

[BennyLaRue]

Why isn't this kind of thread a series? Where's round two of the "Would hit?" saga?

Yeah, do bigred vs. BennyLaRue again. I might win that one. I'm relatively nice and I'm thin.

[a500lbgorilla]

would hit, round 2?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bv1f...ure=popt00us04

[boost]

would hit, round 2?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bv1f...ure=popt00us04

stop. please.

[a500lbgorilla]

she's beautiful on the inside, boost. Does your penis not appreciate this?!

[birdman417]

round 1= barring age restrictions...would hit just to see those funbags unleashed..

round 2= my standards include: a pulse, most of her teeth...and oh yeah.. A FACE! no hit

[dsmrolla06]

would hit, round 2?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bv1f...ure=popt00us04

Her partners blind and theyre raising a kid. wtf?

[bigred]

i can't believe the poll is this close, there are some lonely poker nerds ITT

[boost]

i can't believe the poll is this close, there are some lonely poker nerds ITT

I snap voted yes, but after like 20 seconds of thought I wanted to change my vote.

[ClairvoyantX]

My current girlfriends tits did make me into a tit man , was an ass man before but I wouldn't hit this one. Sorry no can do.

[flomo]

My current girlfriends tits did make me into a tit man , was an ass man before but I wouldn't hit this one. Sorry no can do.

[rong]

second pic... lol the angles.. Obv shes not suddenly HOT but the new angle makes her look quite a bit better. Also her tits look better here. Something Ive actually realized is that tits very often look way better while a bra/shirt is still on them. Im actually pretty sure that Ive only been with two girls who actually had awesome tits once the bra came off. Some were bad and some werent horrible but were just better left in the bra. However all of them looked great while still supported/covered.

am I just picky or is this standard?

Only fake tits and small(ish) tits look good once their out and about and moving around.

[kevster]

No, no and thrice no. I've had five beers and she's still fucking ugly.

[boost]

second pic... lol the angles.. Obv shes not suddenly HOT but the new angle makes her look quite a bit better. Also her tits look better here. Something Ive actually realized is that tits very often look way better while a bra/shirt is still on them. Im actually pretty sure that Ive only been with two girls who actually had awesome tits once the bra came off. Some were bad and some werent horrible but were just better left in the bra. However all of them looked great while still supported/covered.

am I just picky or is this standard?

Only fake tits and small(ish) tits look good once their out and about and moving around.

wrong. While this is often true, it is not always the case. Check out all the gif's on the current page (maybe second to last page?) of the sexy pics thread. All of those are real.

[b-rabbit]

nearly standard.

edit: def not hit

[rong]

second pic... lol the angles.. Obv shes not suddenly HOT but the new angle makes her look quite a bit better. Also her tits look better here. Something Ive actually realized is that tits very often look way better while a bra/shirt is still on them. Im actually pretty sure that Ive only been with two girls who actually had awesome tits once the bra came off. Some were bad and some werent horrible but were just better left in the bra. However all of them looked great while still supported/covered.

am I just picky or is this standard?

Only fake tits and small(ish) tits look good once their out and about and moving around.

wrong. While this is often true, it is not always the case. Check out all the gif's on the current page (maybe second to last page?) of the sexy pics thread. All of those are real.

Agree that it can't always be the case, but very often.

And those are just pics, not moving around and prob photo shopped anyway.

[swiggidy]

So awesome

[flomo]

got that from bigred

[swiggidy]

got that from bigred

Well then, shouldn't it say "Post-dick or GTFO"

[boost]

second pic... lol the angles.. Obv shes not suddenly HOT but the new angle makes her look quite a bit better. Also her tits look better here. Something Ive actually realized is that tits very often look way better while a bra/shirt is still on them. Im actually pretty sure that Ive only been with two girls who actually had awesome tits once the bra came off. Some were bad and some werent horrible but were just better left in the bra. However all of them looked great while still supported/covered.

am I just picky or is this standard?

Only fake tits and small(ish) tits look good once their out and about and moving around.

wrong. While this is often true, it is not always the case. Check out all the gif's on the current page (maybe second to last page?) of the sexy pics thread. All of those are real.

Agree that it can't always be the case, but very often.

And those are just pics, not moving around and prob photo shopped anyway.

GIFS... as in animated pictures. Go take a look, youll enjoy.

[rong]

second pic... lol the angles.. Obv shes not suddenly HOT but the new angle makes her look quite a bit better. Also her tits look better here. Something Ive actually realized is that tits very often look way better while a bra/shirt is still on them. Im actually pretty sure that Ive only been with two girls who actually had awesome tits once the bra came off. Some were bad and some werent horrible but were just better left in the bra. However all of them looked great while still supported/covered.

am I just picky or is this standard?

Only fake tits and small(ish) tits look good once their out and about and moving around.

wrong. While this is often true, it is not always the case. Check out all the gif's on the current page (maybe second to last page?) of the sexy pics thread. All of those are real.

Agree that it can't always be the case, but very often.

And those are just pics, not moving around and prob photo shopped anyway.

GIFS... as in animated pictures. Go take a look, youll enjoy.

hhmmmmm... you may have a point there. But in my experience they are hard to find IRL.

[Halv]

Looking for them is fun though.