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    Well this looks infinitely better than my hand, and I hit that all the time...so obvsnaphit!
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    Have hit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    Well this looks infinitely better than my hand, and I hit that all the time...so obvsnaphit!
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    oh f u censor

    snap call
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    one of these gets accidentally delivered to my front door and no one sees me take it in.. ya Id do it. But I just know Id feel really strange before, during, and after. After one go Id prob get rid of the thing, which might not be very easy seeing as if anyone happened to see, they'd obv think you're disposing of a dead hooker..
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    one of these gets accidentally delivered to my front door and no one sees me take it in.. ya Id do it. But I just know Id feel really strange before, during, and after. After one go Id prob get rid of the thing, which might not be very easy seeing as if anyone happened to see, they'd obv think you're disposing of a dead hooker..
    lol at the honesty boost.
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    Would hit? Can I marry it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pocketfours View Post
    Would hit? Can I marry it?
    Lars?
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    I'm the kinda guy that if I could get it good enough without putting up with actual women, I would ignore them altogether. I'm not sure if I wanna find out if I liked real dolls enough to disregard females, acquire currency

    Part of why I never got a flesh light. I don't need more reason to spend less time pursuing women than I already do
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Would hit?

    Have hit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I'm the kinda guy that if I could get it good enough without putting up with actual women, I would ignore them altogether. I'm not sure if I wanna find out if I liked real dolls enough to disregard females, acquire currency

    Part of why I never got a flesh light. I don't need more reason to spend less time pursuing women than I already do

    So Im assuming we are talking about ultra-realistic androids or something similar. I think that so long as the android is simply a sex toy, you'd get bored with it and long for the real thing. If the android had true AI and could fluidly converse, enjoy a movie and then discuss it, have a sense of humor, etc.. I still think knowing that you bought it and that its not "real" would get to you. But maybe not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    So Im assuming we are talking about ultra-realistic androids or something similar. I think that so long as the android is simply a sex toy, you'd get bored with it and long for the real thing. If the android had true AI and could fluidly converse, enjoy a movie and then discuss it, have a sense of humor, etc.. I still think knowing that you bought it and that its not "real" would get to you. But maybe not.
    There is much hate in my heart for women. 100% of the ones I've been close to have done everything they could to manipulate me and were inadvertently hellbent on ruining their lives and everybody elses they could. Half of me loves them, the other half wants to be rid of them. I simply do not know at what point I would consider women unworthy of my time, but the thing is that I'm not rational about it, purely emotional, and that type of thing mostly effects into more sadness
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    nice rack
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    I hesitated for a bit because she looked under 18...then i was like...wait...robots cant be under 18
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    What's the arms and legs for?

    This seems easier to hide from friends/neighbours/women etc

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    Sounds like you've had it rough when it comes to women wuf.. but there are some really cool girls out there. I think the thing is, most people are "fucked up" to some extent, and when you get into a serious relationship this stuff comes out eventually. Pretty much the better you know someone the more likely you are to find the dark stuff that they hide from everyone else. So it cuts both ways, you get to enjoy having a close and intimate relationship, but you also get all the baggage that your SO has been carrying around and burying for however many years.

    Anyways, back to the topic at hand. I really think that the public acceptance of these sex toys will be similar to video games. At first it was the realm of the nerds.. the social outcasts. But as technology improves, and less imagination is needed, they will be embraced by the mainstream (maybe to a lesser extent than video games, esp in our afraid-of-anything-sexual american culture). Simply put, the more realistic they get, the less creepy it will be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    What's the arms and legs for?

    This seems easier to hide from friends/neighbours/women etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Sounds like you've had it rough when it comes to women wuf.. but there are some really cool girls out there. I think the thing is, most people are "fucked up" to some extent, and when you get into a serious relationship this stuff comes out eventually. Pretty much the better you know someone the more likely you are to find the dark stuff that they hide from everyone else. So it cuts both ways, you get to enjoy having a close and intimate relationship, but you also get all the baggage that your SO has been carrying around and burying for however many years.

    Anyways, back to the topic at hand. I really think that the public acceptance of these sex toys will be similar to video games. At first it was the realm of the nerds.. the social outcasts. But as technology improves, and less imagination is needed, they will be embraced by the mainstream (maybe to a lesser extent than video games, esp in our afraid-of-anything-sexual american culture). Simply put, the more realistic they get, the less creepy it will be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Anyways, back to the topic at hand. I really think that the public acceptance of these sex toys will be similar to video games. At first it was the realm of the nerds.. the social outcasts. But as technology improves, and less imagination is needed, they will be embraced by the mainstream (maybe to a lesser extent than video games, esp in our afraid-of-anything-sexual american culture). Simply put, the more realistic they get, the less creepy it will be.
    I disagree with this b/c it's highly doubtful you'd have hid your video games at any point if you knew there was a possibility of a woman coming round your house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    I disagree with this b/c it's highly doubtful you'd have hid your video games at any point if you knew there was a possibility of a woman coming round your house.
    What if it's Samus and you're playing Mega Man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    I disagree with this b/c it's highly doubtful you'd have hid your video games at any point if you knew there was a possibility of a woman coming round your house.

    right, so it doesn't match up completely, but come on... this is one of my biggest pet peeves, when people take analogies and try to refute the point it is meant to make based on the analogy being flawed. All analogies are flawed. If they werent then they would all be "X is like X" instead of "X is like Y" because X is clearly different from Y in several ways and therefore there are always "flaws" in the comparison.

    cliffs: stop being a nit picking homoqueer.

    edit: also I think a simple solution to the issue of people seeing your android sex toy is to have each one sold with a "locker." Even though everyone would know whats in the locker, out of sight out of mind and whatnot. This unit could also be used to clean/sanitize/charge the android. Similarly if it were virtual reality instead of an android, I think people would be a lot less creeped out when they saw a small entertainment center type device.

    cliffs: the hurdle of mainstream acceptance is not in the general idea, but in the details.
    Last edited by boost; 08-04-2010 at 07:03 PM.
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    Yeah maybe nitpicking an analogy is the long way round. Let's go the short way:

    Pretend you're a woman for a second. You go to a man's house, and he has a robot sex doll in a "locker". Does this doll make him more or less sexually desirable?



    I know it seems like I'm being silly but the transition from something being associated with basement dwelling to something accepted widely is that people who get laid have it. And no lifesize sex toys have made that transition, ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    Yeah maybe nitpicking an analogy is the long way round. Let's go the short way:

    Pretend you're a woman for a second. You go to a man's house, and he has a robot sex doll in a "locker". Does this doll make him more or less sexually desirable?



    I know it seems like I'm being silly but the transition from something being associated with basement dwelling to something accepted widely is that people who get laid have it. And no lifesize sex toys have made that transition, ever.

    neither had any video games "ever".. that is, until they did..

    A middle aged married-with-kids, well-to-do, respected-in-the-community man having buttsecks with teenage boys seems creepy and gross and wrong in this day and age.. but it was perfectly acceptable to the ancient Greeks.
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    I honestly wonder what a date thought about a man's Atari sitting in front of his TV
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Would hit?

    Have hit!

    Wait so you have one of these?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Wait so you have one of these?

    when he confirms his ownership of a real doll, your follow up question will be "can I try it out sometime?" amirite?
  31. #31
    I wouldn't hit but some folk get up to a lot stranger stuff than this so I don't actually think it's that weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    What's the arms and legs for?

    This seems easier to hide from friends/neighbours/women etc

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    damn that some expensive poon.

    how much are one of these dolls?
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    Lianne real silicone sex doll for men, IS2820

    god damn, $2600 .... nsfw link obv
  34. #34
    I'm going to have to say no.

    I think the novelty would wear off in 10 fucks or less, and I could get 10 fucks off real whores for the same price
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    I'm going to have to say no.

    I think the novelty would wear off in 10 fucks or less, and I could get 10 fucks off real whores for the same price
    The name of the thread is "would hit", not "would buy".
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    I'm not trying to tell anyone how to live, but its pretty fucked up how young these dolls look. The one gmml posted is 4' tall and 30 pounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    I'm not trying to tell anyone how to live, but its pretty fucked up how young these dolls look. The one gmml posted is 4' tall and 30 pounds.
    If that's really what gets you going better that you buy a doll than organise a date with Chris Hansen, I guess.
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    They don't look close to pedophilia

    Lolicon, OTOH....
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    gmml's link gave me a chub

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    The name of the thread is "would hit", not "would buy".
    Good point, and it's a snapyes in that case.
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    boost i found your theme song

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    supaho never did answer my question
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    man.. I am pretty high right now. But I must have been really high when I was commenting in this thread..

    reading back over posts you don't remember making is trippy..

    I think I agree with everything I said, but reading back over it, it sounds like I want to have sex with a manequin (awesome song/video, ash), but really I think I just happened to click on the wrong thread when high and let my stream of consciousness focus on these strange sex toys.
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    ok, who is that guy
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    bitches dont know about successful negro
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    I need a linky to that BBQ vid, wuf.
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  48. #48
    as do i

    should just ask boost. im sure he knows that guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    as do i

    should just ask boost. im sure he knows that guy
    ya, that's my cousin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    ya, that's my cousin.
    I thought you people all called each other brothers?


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