Would hit?

[wufwugy]

Here's the catch

She's your next door neighbor, underage for your region (14-16, unless you live in France then she's like 12), your have a cordial neighborly relationship with her dad who also happens to be a cop, and she's sooooooooooooo into you and it's obvious she wants you to jb dat ass and ldo she says she wont tell anybody

[XTR1000]

i did 16 not long ago.

[BooG690]

...how close am I to the father? If he's just my neighbor...sigh...I dno.

I'm sure people are gonna say "snaphit," but there's SOOOO much to lose if she does tell.

[philly and the phanatics]

lol snaphit

[jyms]

dad's a cop and she's illegal, easy no. In reality I would probably take her to the local place that would serve a minor and get here a drink, take some photo's there, then bang the shit out of it becasue I met her in a bar, she had to be legal.

[rong]

No because of the prison sex that I'd get as a result, but I'd wank while thinking about doing it.

[philly and the phanatics]

i like how 3 people said no (jyms boog and dan) but only 1 person voted no lol

[rong]

i like how 3 people said no (jyms boog and dan) but only 1 person voted no lol

That was me

[Monty3038]

Would not hit, too close in age to my daughter, but would fantasize about hitting. Yes, I am a dirty old man.

[kiwiMark]

groom and wait, I guess

[rong]

Here's the catch

She's your next door neighbor, underage for your region (14-16,...)

Where can you legally hit a 14 yo?

[BooG690]

i like how 3 people said no (jyms boog and dan) but only 1 person voted no lol

LOL I'm not a definitive 'no' yet. This isn't a "snap" situation. Some thought has to be put into this.

[rong]

Where can you legally hit a 14 yo?

Just googles age of consent, there's loads of places that say 14, even a 13 and a 12.

And guess what it is in Vatican State???

[Galapogos]

Where can you legally hit a 14 yo?

[bikes]

she looks to be about 7 so no,

[BennyLaRue]

She's 18, right? Pretty sure she's 18.

Yep, she's 18.

[boost]

Where can you legally hit a 14 yo?

roadtrip, amirite?

oh and I think you've gotta turn this down. There's no possible positive long term outcome from this; the fact that shes probably already emotionally fucked and you're just making it worse, having a secret you have to keep forever, her dad possibly ending your life, the prison rape, losing your friends and family, having to go door to door every time you move, etc etc. And there's a very tiny chance that she's an overzealous follower of Chris Hansen and shes tarping you. In that very rare case there isn't even short term gratification.

So clearly this is mega -ev.

[bjsaust]

No, and not close.

Take away all that neighbourly stuff and its closer, but probably still no, but dont hold me to that.

[wufwugy]

No, and not close.

Take away all that neighbourly stuff and its closer, but probably still no, but dont hold me to that.

The purpose of mentioning the neighbor isn't to suggest some kind of friendship, but to make it more real and that you can't get away with it if caught. As jyms alluded to, meet the same girl in a bar and negative ramifications are greatly diluted due to things like not knowing where you live and being able to feign ignorance of her age

[givememyleg]

not worth it but i wannnnnnnna

[rong]

roadtrip, amirite?

Already booked my ticket. Ate you allowed to hang around schools?

[boost]

oh btw, sauce?

[wufwugy]

random and oldish. probably from /s/ or /b/, but dunno

[kiwiMark]

she looks to be about 7 but she has titties so no,

fyp

[BankItDrew]

If cop dad finds out 100%
=
-EV to the MAX

[GatorJH]

I'd let her practice her orals for a year or so, then hit it.

[swiggidy]

Maybe...
16 without neighbor + dad stuff
18 with the above

Prob with 16-17 is even though it's "legal" you could still end up going through a lot of shit. Just buy a nice camera with a zoom lens, and wank to the pictures of her swinging in the backyard.

[daven]

groom and wait, I guess

potd! you sound like you should move in to some place overlooking the sports playing courts of an all girls school. You could look out your window while poker grinding - something like that anyway

[rong]

potd! you sound like you should move in to some place overlooking the sports playing courts of an all girls school. You could look out your window while poker grinding - something like that anyway

DO it in canada and you'd only have to wait a year

[Imthenewfish]

snaphit 'cos i can

[Micro2Macro]

ban newfish imo

[BooG690]

Newfish pwnd this thread imo

[Halv]

14yo chick with cop dad who approaches grown ass man next door for sex, game is rigged. She's obv batshit crazy and won't take rejection well, if you don't comply she'll want revenge and will probably tell dad you fucked her to teach you a lesson. Hell hath no fury like a teen chick scorned. So either way you're screwed, might as well get a proper screw out of it.

Also, in case you haven't noticed: she has huge tits.