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Would Hit - Clowns Edition

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  1. 07-28-2010 04:08 PM #1
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    Default Would Hit? - Clowns Edition


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    Last edited by BooG690; 07-28-2010 at 04:12 PM.
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  2. 07-28-2010 04:10 PM #2
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    You did it, didn't you. You dirty dawg.
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  3. 07-28-2010 04:10 PM #3
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    is this the girl from the story
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  4. 07-28-2010 04:11 PM #4
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    fwiw I don't think I would actually have sex with her but I would highly welcome a bj
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  5. 07-28-2010 04:12 PM #5
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    actually scratch that she's got pigtails so I would hit under the condition that she takes it from behind.
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  6. 07-28-2010 04:12 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    fwiw I don't think I would actually have sex with her but I would highly welcome a bj
    Hahaha, are you fuckin serious? It looks like boog!
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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  7. 07-28-2010 04:13 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Hahaha, are you fuckin serious? It looks like boog!
    lol no?

    get him to post a pic of himself here
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  8. 07-28-2010 04:29 PM #8
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    How is she a clown? She's just a chick in a shitty dress holding dinner.
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  9. 07-28-2010 05:13 PM #9
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    Also, snap no. Not even a fingerbang. There's regret and there's regret with a side of she-thinks-you're-instant-soulmates-and-are-getting-married. This is the latter. And she pouts, seriously pouts. Like physically sticks out her bottom lip kind of pouts. And I don't have Caller ID so fuck this.
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  10. 07-28-2010 05:15 PM #10
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  11. 07-28-2010 05:32 PM #11
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    She looks like James Cameron's alien
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  12. 07-28-2010 05:40 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    bennylarue makes me have laughytimes
    many many laughytimes
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    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
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  13. 07-28-2010 06:14 PM #13
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    don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit
    allin, reload, repeat

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  14. 07-28-2010 06:46 PM #14
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  15. 07-28-2010 06:53 PM #15
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    lol benny.

    and if that really is her, this thread is fucking great.

    and no.
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  16. 07-28-2010 07:22 PM #16
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    I probably would, then raid her purse for the $400 she scammed off of you
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  17. 07-28-2010 07:35 PM #17
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    idk what you guys are talking about thats one sexy bunny....idk how long its got left to live though, looks like its aobut to get eaten by the rancour
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  18. 07-28-2010 08:10 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    I probably would, then raid her purse for the $400 she scammed off of you
    $320, taking into account past injustices*
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  19. 07-28-2010 09:56 PM #19
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    That is fucking great story! And hell ya I'd hit it. She'd be fun just like riding a scooter. You just don't want your buddy to see you riding it!
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  20. 07-28-2010 10:59 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylarue View Post
    also, snap no. Not even a fingerbang. There's regret and there's regret with a side of she-thinks-you're-instant-soulmates-and-are-getting-married. This is the latter. And she pouts, seriously pouts. Like physically sticks out her bottom lip kind of pouts. And i don't have caller id so fuck this.
    lol
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  21. 07-28-2010 11:46 PM #21
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    Needs more threadsaver hot clown chicks, imo.
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  22. 07-29-2010 02:42 AM #22
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    Even google struggled with finding adequate hits for "sexy clown", but I did find...

    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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  23. 07-29-2010 05:25 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    idk what you guys are talking about thats one sexy bunny....idk how long its got left to live though, looks like its aobut to get eaten by the rancour
    rofl

    That is a hell of a dress tho
    Last edited by Luco; 07-29-2010 at 06:55 AM.
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  24. 07-29-2010 10:57 AM #24
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    Jeebus, do they make clown noses that big?

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  26. 07-29-2010 04:06 PM #26
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    Looks like girl from RJ Berger
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  27. 07-29-2010 06:50 PM #27
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    Ugh, I just read that story and... ugh. I just hate her and her face and her person.
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  28. 07-30-2010 01:15 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    $320, taking into account past injustices*
    lulz. inside jokes itt

    Quote Originally Posted by warpe
    Jeebus, do they make clown noses that big?
    bufu's clown agency is in nyc...i'm sure they're able to accommodate

    as for those who said they would hit, does this change anything:

    "LOL she got so much bigger after that pic. Dumb whore."

    and, of course, huge lulz at Benny's replies
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