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Would Hit? - Part X?

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  • In a heartbeat!

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  • WAY too awkward.

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  1. 11-30-2011 09:38 AM #1
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    Default Would Hit? - Part X?

    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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  2. 11-30-2011 09:49 AM #2
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    Pretty sure we already had part ten bro.
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  3. 11-30-2011 03:10 PM #3
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    Only because she couldn't hit back.
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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  4. 11-30-2011 03:49 PM #4
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    I'd take her for a spin.


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  5. 11-30-2011 04:03 PM #5
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    Only in a fake world. In the real world, I'd feel soooooo bad about any kind of hit it n quit it, partly because even if i liked her, I'd still quit it
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  6. 11-30-2011 04:31 PM #6
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    Can't we just post pics of cute chubby chicks? This is a tough one! Honestly think it's too awkward tho. Not while doing it, but more so afterwards. Ya know, the things that would be running through your mind that ya just don't want.
    Last edited by StarGrinder; 11-30-2011 at 04:34 PM.
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  7. 11-30-2011 07:03 PM #7
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    Does she not have a vagina either?
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  8. 11-30-2011 07:12 PM #8
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    Id say no for practical purposes - id have to clean my own jizz off her tits...
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  9. 11-30-2011 09:26 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001 View Post
    Id say no for practical purposes - id have to clean my own jizz off her tits...
    I was thinking all 'wow... I really should value humans more and be more willing to accept someone like this' Until this quote then felt better.
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  10. 11-30-2011 09:33 PM #10
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    Ok story time. I used to hang out in strip clubs... a lot. I'm talking two to three nights a week... different ones normally, had my favorites, knew when they worked... blah blah blah. Know I was a poor pathetic loser but it was easier than going home. And yes, probably spent thousands upon thousands there... but... I used to really enjoy it.

    So... at one of the clubs I frequented, a dirty, dark, do whatever you can get away with kind of place, where the chicks were mostly 6-8 on the scale... ok, in real life that means 3-4 but whatever... I spent probably one night a week in there on the way home from work each week... loved it, till they hired the one armed girl... that ended the club for me completely. Something about it just freaked me out. Wish I could say I am a better person, but I can't.

    Don't even get me started on the midget stripper that showed up at the other club I used to like to frequent...
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    I jerk off to amputee porn, so what do you think?
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  12. 11-30-2011 11:30 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I jerk off to amputee porn, so what do you think?
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    don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit
    allin, reload, repeat

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  13. 12-01-2011 12:38 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I jerk off to amputee porn, so what do you think?
    Easy battlesex win yeah?
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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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  14. 12-01-2011 03:52 AM #14
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  15. 12-01-2011 05:44 AM #15
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    Easy battlesex win yeah?
    Upvote.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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  16. 12-01-2011 06:43 AM #16
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    Does she not have a vagina either?
    Seriously, though, she has like the opposite of camel toe. She's wearing nothing but a shadow and I'm not sure.
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    I'd hit it. Pour some baby oil on it and play fish out of water.


    Sex only, I would not be able to have her as a girlfriend because her elbows are too pointy.
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  18. 12-01-2011 09:51 AM #18
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    I'm really not sure. This has got me stumped.
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  19. 12-01-2011 11:31 AM #19
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    Her beauty is disarming.

    My knees disappear in her presence.

    When I look her in the eyes, I can't feel my hands or feet.
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  20. 12-01-2011 02:06 PM #20
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    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is an easier decision than a lot of you are making it out to be.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
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  22. 12-01-2011 02:40 PM #22
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    "...out on a limb..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    I'd take her for a spin.
    needs more love.
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  25. 12-01-2011 05:26 PM #25
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    you could probably say puns are one of my pet peeves

    also whenever somebody mentions pet peeves
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    this is an easier decision than a lot of you are making it out to be.
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    Gala won the thread with his first post. BTW I'd hit it. It's not like she's missing anything we need.

    She'd probably suck a mean dick too since she wouldn't be hiding behind a handjob with some spit and thinking she's sucking dick.
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    Like this, sure. If she insisted on wearing hook hands while doing it, I might reconsider. That shit is creepy.
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    jyms, what's up with the using-a-hand-while-blowing hate? I've seen this trend in a few videos where the guy is telling the chick not to use any hands. What gives?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    you could probably say puns are one of my pet peeves

    also whenever somebody mentions pet peeves
    If I had a pet I would call it Peeves. Then my pet Peeves would be one of your pet peeves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    I was thinking all 'wow... I really should value humans more and be more willing to accept someone like this' Until this quote then felt better.
    I guess her favorite sex position is stumpy style.... Or is that one stage too far...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    jyms, what's up with the using-a-hand-while-blowing hate? I've seen this trend in a few videos where the guy is telling the chick not to use any hands. What gives?
    Def this. Hand skills are required for any kind of bj mastery. Plus I love when she looks up with that grin but hasn't really stopped doing anything.

    You know the grin. You're thinking about it right now.
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    I wasn't hating on womenz with good BJ skills using their hands, I was hating on the womenz that have no skills and just give handjobs and call them BJs. This was an experience I had last week is all. I took a ton of time with her working all the angles, and she basically took the handjob route. Now she's wondering why I don't have any time for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Now she's wondering why I don't have any time for her.
    I LOL'd.
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